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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 20, 2025 in fantasy, fantasy story, funny story, horrible horace
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The Slug and the Sword
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In a land of goo and gloopy green,
Where beasts were slimy, fierce, and mean,
A boy stood bold with fire and flair,
A wooden sword held in the air.
The slug, a monster tall and wide,
With oozing mouth and bulging eyes,
Let out a wail, a gurgling roar—
It hadn’t seen such rage before!
The boy, in boots and shirt of red,
With courage blazing in his head,
Cried, “Foulest beast, your reign is through!
This land needs heroes—so here’s your due!”
His sword ignited, flames flew high,
A comet burning through the sky.
He leapt with might, he leapt with grace—
Determination on his face!
The slug recoiled, began to slide,
Its blobby form too slow to hide.
But even goo can’t beat the flame
Of one young boy who played no game.
So tales were told from tree to stream
Of one brave child who chased a dream—
Who fought the beast, who dared the fight,
And turned the dark to morning light.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on July 8, 2025 in heroic tale, horrible horace
Tags: heroic tale, Slug
The Treasure Chest
He knelt upon the golden sand,
A map still clutched within his hand,
The chest before him, old and wide,
With secrets locked away inside.
Its hinges creaked a tale of yore,
Of pirates, dreams, and distant shore,
He lifted slow the heavy lid—
And gasped at what the shadows hid.
A glow poured out like morning sun,
As if the stars had come undone,
And in the light, a swirling stream
Of all the wonders he could dream.
A compass spun with magic grace,
A feather from a phoenix race,
A marble made of lunar glass,
A bell from lands where wishes pass.
His eyes grew wide, his heart took flight—
The world had changed in just one night.
Not for the gold, nor sparkling prize,
But for the dreams that filled his eyes.
So if you find a chest one day,
While wandering down a secret way,
Remember this: the best you’ll see
Is what it helps your soul to be.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on July 8, 2025 in children's stories, crazy, horrible horace
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