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The Mad Hatter in Wonderland

The Mad Hatter in Wonderland

Oh, bother and bluster, and cogs in the head!

My teacup is empty, my sanity fled!

A tick-tock of madness, a dizzying spin,

Where is the joy, where does chaos begin?

 

My eyes are like saucers, my smile’s quite askew,

A day without logic, eternally new!

The steam from my brew whispers secrets untold,

Of moments quite frantic, of stories too bold!

 

My hat, it’s a shambles, much like my own mind,

With patches of nonsense, for all humankind!

The gears in the ether, they clatter and chime,

Is it teatime forever, or just for a time?

 

A jumble of trinkets, and teabags that fly,

A world in a muddle, beneath a mad sky!

Though tired and tattered, my spirit still gleams,

For the maddest of thoughts fuel the wildest of dreams!

 

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Alice Logs In

Alice Logs In

Alice Logs In

One sunny day in Wonderland,
While sipping tea and chewing sand,
Young Alice yawned and had a thought:
“Why are we all so pre-internet caught?”

She pulled an iPhone from her sock,
(It ticked and tocked like a talking clock),
She poked the screen and gave a grin—
“Let’s see what world I’ve wandered in!”

The Caterpillar popped online:
“Who R U? U up? U fine?”
The Cheshire Cat just posted memes,
And vanished mid-conspiracy themes.

The Hatter live-streamed tea debates,
With Bonkers takes on interest rates.
The Queen of Hearts launched NFTs:
“Buy now! Each comes with severed knees!”

Alice sighed. “This can’t be right—
We’ve meme’d away the day and night.
No riddles, rhymes, no flights of fancy—
Just trolls and ads and apps called ‘Dancy.’”

She tried to post: “I miss the trees.”
But all she got were angry bees—
Replies that buzzed: “You’re cringe! You’re fake!”
“Return to hole! Go eat a cake!”

She shut the phone and dropped it fast,
Deciding screen life couldn’t last.
She skipped away through mushroom mist,
Her Twitter never once was missed.

So if you find your world askew,
Try Wonderland, not Webpage 2.
You won’t need likes or streams or fame—
Just talking cats who know your name.

 

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