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The Lincoln Imp

Lincoln Imp

The Lincoln Imp

The Lincoln Imp is the symbol of the City of Lincoln, the county town of Lincolnshire, England.

According to a 14th-century legend, two mischievous creatures called imps were sent by the Devil, Satan, to do evil work on Earth. After causing mayhem in Northern England, the two imps headed to Lincoln Cathedral, where they smashed tables and chairs and tripped up the Bishop. When an angel came out of a book of hymns and told them to stop, one of the imps was brave and started throwing rocks at the angel, but the other imp cowered under the broken tables and chairs. The angel turned the first imp to stone, giving the second imp a chance to escape. It is said that even on still days it is always windy around the Cathedral, which is the second imp circling the building looking for his friend.

There are many variations on Lincoln Imp legends. According to one popular legend, the imp which escaped fled north to Grimsby, where it soon began making trouble. It entered St. James’ Church and began repeating its behaviour from Lincoln Cathedral. The angel reappeared and gave the imp’s backside a good thrashing before turning it to stone as it had the first imp at Lincoln. The “Grimsby Imp” can still be seen in St James’ Church, clinging to its sore bottom. Another legend has the escaped imp turned to stone just outside the cathedral, and sharp-eyed visitors can spot it on a South outside wall.

 

 
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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in news

 

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Happy 9th Birthday DoneDeal

Stories for kids

Happy 9th Birthday DoneDeal

 
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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola, powerful might,
Thunderous magic, hidden from sight,
Disguised by a treat,
Sugary and sweet,
A shortcut to enlightenment,
The Cryptic Agenda decree.

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If this has you thinking,
I would like to try some of that,
Go visit their temple,
And study their track,
But watch out for that bottle once it’s uncorked,
Lest you are drawn to its magic, and inside it are caught.

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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in coca cola, humor, humour, news, poems

 

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It’s new; COLA BLUE

Cola Blue

COLA BLUE

It’s new; COLA BLUE,
An icy mint flavor,
Made especially for you!
Are you willing, are you game,
To break the taboo,
To drink other than Coca Cola – yes you!
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Forget red and the white,
The new color is BLUE,
I knew you would do it,
You would drink COLA BLUE.
It’s cool and it’s bright,
A minty imbibe,
Drink COLA BLUE,
The sapphire delight!
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It’s new; COLA BLUE,
An icy mint flavor,
Made especially for you!
Are you willing, are you game,
To break the taboo,
To drink COLA BLUE, the icy-cold brew?
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Forget red and the white,
The new color is BLUE,
I KNEW you would do it,
You would drink COLA BLUE.
It’s cool and it’s bright,
A minty delight,
Drink COLA BLUE made especially for you.

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NO, NO, NO, not that wishy, washy green canned Coke LIFE!

 
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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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Cola Life? Forget it!

Coke Life? Forget it!

Here is something much better – and HOTTER!

RED HOT Chilli Cola

Red-hot Chilli Cola

Hot. hot, ever so hot,
New Chilli Cola,
(It burns on the spot).
Will you dare try,
A sip of this beast?
Cola so hot, it makes your eyes weep!

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Hot, hot, ever so hot,
New Chilli Cola,
(Oh how I forgot),
EVERYTHING after that very first sip,
Faded away; it was burnt to a crisp.

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Hot, hot, ever so hot,
New Chilli Cola,
(It burns on the spot),
This is your chance,
To step up and see,
If you are tough enough,
To drink this hot treat.

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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in humor, humour, news, poems

 

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Tonga – The Friendly Islands

Tonga – The Friendly Islands

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Posted by on June 17, 2014 in news, travel

 

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Timeshare Tout

Timeshare tout,

How I want to shout,

To tell you to feck off,

Timeshare tout.

 
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Posted by on June 17, 2014 in humor, humour, news, poems

 

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Vampire Skeletons in Ireland

 Vampire Skeletons in Ireland

 
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Posted by on June 16, 2014 in news

 

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Living in a Boeing 727

Living in a Boeing 727

Deep in the Oregon woods and rolling hills outside the Portland suburbs, where orchards dot the landscape, a Boeing 727 appears to have landed at the top of a steep dirt driveway encircled by towering pines. For Bruce Campbell, it is home.

Complete with wings, and landing gear reting on pillars, it is where Campbell spends six months of the year. In 1999, the former electrical engineer had a vision: To save retired jetliners from becoming scrap metal by reusing them.

Slightly built and with a charming smile, the 64-year-old Campbell sees the task as part of his goal in life.

“Mine is to change humanity’s behavior in this little niche,” he said as he stood beside the plane, lamenting the need to power wash its exterior and trim the dense foliage.

Campbell is one of a small number of people worldwide – from Texas to the Netherlands – who have transformed retired aircraft into a living space or other creative project, although a spokesman for the Aircraft Fleet Recycling Association was unable to say precisely how many planes are re-used this way.

 
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Posted by on June 11, 2014 in news

 

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Aliens And The Vatican

Aliens And The Vatican

 

 
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Posted by on June 6, 2014 in news

 

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