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Mystic Cola

Mystic Cola, powerful might,

Thunderous magic, hidden from sight,

Disguised by a treat, sugary and sweet,

A shortcut to enlightenment,

The Cryptic Agenda decree.

Alice in Wonderland stories

If this has you thinking,

You would like some of that,

Visit their temple and study their track,

But watch out for that bottle once it’s uncorked,

Lest you are drawn to its magic and inside it are caught!

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Summer Coke

Summer time and the living is easy…

HECK, THAT’S NO WAY TO BE ENJOYING YOURSELF!

Get up, off your butt! Yes – YOU!

See this bottle? You do? God, I thought you’d NEVER see it!

Well, pick it up and drink its contents!

Pardon? You want to know what it contains?

You’ve blown it.

Go away, you creep.

I’ll find someone else, someone more deserving than you.

Summer time and the living is easy…

What on earth was all that about?

Let me explain…

I’m the crazymad writer,

The crazymad writer today.

I’m the crazymad writer,

The crazymad writer, hey hey!

You may think that I’m not serious,

And I might even agree,

But I’m still the crazymad writer,

The crazymad writer, hee hee.

Now do you understand?

There isn’t anything to understand.

I’m crazy, crazymad and bonkers, to boot!

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Summer Fun,

Summer Sun,

Summer Coke.

 
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Posted by on March 24, 2015 in humor, humour, news

 

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Mystic Cola

Mystic Cola

Mystic Cola, powerful might,

Thunderous magic, hidden from sight,

Disguised by a drink,

So sugary and sweet,

The way to Alocyrrehcyzzif,

The Cryptic Agenda decree.

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If this makes no sense to you,

Then click on to the link,

And buy the eBook about this fizzy drink.

But watch out for that bottle once it’s uncorked,

Lest you are ensnared by its wonder,

And inside it are caught.

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Coca Cola and The Crazymad Writer

The PERFECT Combination

Coca Cola and The Crazymad Writer

Stories for children and young at heart adults.

 

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OUTSMARTING THE GRIM REAPER

The Grim reaper

OUTSMARTING THE GRIM REAPER

Every morning when I awake
And reach for my paper and coffee cake,
I check to see if my name appears,
Trying to quell my deepest fears
That this might be the very day
When the old grim reaper has his way
It’s really a little game we play!

He’s trying to catch me unawares,
I don’t think that he really cares
When it will be, as long as he can say he’s won…
The game is over… so long… it’s done.
But I must outwit his nefarious scheme
For it has always been my dream
To live as long as my enemies do
Longer is better from my point of view!

So I eat my veggies, drink my milk,
Cream my face till it’s smooth as silk
When I drink my wine, I never drive,
Insuring I will arrive home alive.
I watch my weight, walk a mile a day
And watch out for cars along the way.
I’ve followed the plan to a tee
But there is a problem that I see

I’ve gotten too old to run and hide
As I feel my bones rub together inside
So I’ve decided to lure him to bed
But with someone else lying there instead.
And since love is blind, he will not see,
The victim he smites is not me!
The game is over…so long…it’s done
But he’ll never know…it is I who’s won!

Copyright©2008 Beatrice Boyle
(All rights reserved)

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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in Horror, humor, humour

 

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Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola, powerful might,
Thunderous magic, hidden from sight,
Disguised by a treat,
Sugary and sweet,
A shortcut to enlightenment,
The Cryptic Agenda decree.

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If this has you thinking,
I would like to try some of that,
Go visit their temple,
And study their track,
But watch out for that bottle once it’s uncorked,
Lest you are drawn to its magic, and inside it are caught.

******

 
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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in coca cola, humor, humour, news, poems

 

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It’s new; COLA BLUE

Cola Blue

COLA BLUE

It’s new; COLA BLUE,
An icy mint flavor,
Made especially for you!
Are you willing, are you game,
To break the taboo,
To drink other than Coca Cola – yes you!
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Forget red and the white,
The new color is BLUE,
I knew you would do it,
You would drink COLA BLUE.
It’s cool and it’s bright,
A minty imbibe,
Drink COLA BLUE,
The sapphire delight!
*
It’s new; COLA BLUE,
An icy mint flavor,
Made especially for you!
Are you willing, are you game,
To break the taboo,
To drink COLA BLUE, the icy-cold brew?
*
Forget red and the white,
The new color is BLUE,
I KNEW you would do it,
You would drink COLA BLUE.
It’s cool and it’s bright,
A minty delight,
Drink COLA BLUE made especially for you.

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NO, NO, NO, not that wishy, washy green canned Coke LIFE!

 
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Posted by on June 18, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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Fizzy Cherry Cola

Fizzy Cherry Cola

An Extraordinary Tale

I can imagine you thinking, ‘What’s so scary about ‘Fizzy Cherry Cola?’ To be truthful there is nothing scary about it, but having said that, please look carefully into the picture of the bottle before making your final assumptions…
Well, did you see anything? Did you see all those troubled souls trapped inside the bottle? Did you see the expressions on their poor, pitiful faces, knowing they have no hope of ever escaping it, that the only release they might hope for is that someone happens upon the bottle, and drinks them?
Mr Singe – Gupta – was an old man who had seen many changes over the course of his seventy-five years on this earth. When he was sixteen years of age, his family emigrated from India to the colder climes of England. Along with his parents, brothers, and sisters, Gupta began a new life in a county so different from the hot, tropical one he was used to, and so loved.
Snow; snow was one of the first things the notoriously fickle English weather hurled at the Singe family after their arrival one cold, dark, wet December day. The snow remained stubbornly on the ground until mid-February. Gupta thought it might never melt. Nineteen sixty-three will always be remembered as the year of the big freeze, a time when the whole country came to a standstill.
As the days, weeks, months and years slowly passed, the Singe family settled down well into their new life. Despite feeling homesick for the old ways and the warm sun of the tropics, the each carved out a grand new life for their growing families.
Four years after his arrival in England, Gupta met a beautiful young Indian woman called Sonita whom he fell madly in love with and then married. Two years later, after the arrival of a baby son, Gupta and his wife were about as happy and contented as they could possibly be.
Having opened a shop, a convenience store that became indispensable to the local community, Indian and English alike, Gupta worked day and night to make is a success. Life was good for the Singe family. They looked forward to a long, happy and contented life together.
One day, however, all of this changed, it changed utterly and completely, when a man – a newly arrived immigrant – entered the shop, enquiring if Gupta knew of anyone who had a room to rent.
Happy to help a fellow compatriot find his feet in a foreign land, Gupta said, “I have a flat for rent over my shop.” He pointed upward. “Mind you it is quite small.”
His eyes beaming, the man replied, “Small is okay, if I have as much room in heaven I will be so happy.”
“Would you like to see it?” Gupta asked the heavily bearded man.
“Yes, please,” he replied, offering Gupta his hand. “My name is Ali,” he said, smiling, “I am very pleased to meet you.”
Having returned the greeting, Gupta led him outside to a separate door. Turning the key, Gupta invited Ali to follow him up the narrow stairway leading to the flat.
“It is perfect,” said Ali as he wandered around the three small rooms, then back again to Gupta.
“I haven’t yet told you how much the rent is,” Gupta warned.
“How much?”
“Three pounds per week, with a month in advance.”
The smile on Ali’s face disappeared, and he said, “That much?”
“It is the going rate,” Gupta said defensively.
Buttoning his coat, Ali apologised for wasting Gupta’s time, saying, “Thank you for showing me your wonderful flat, but it is sadly more than I can afford…”
At this point Gupta felt bad, so far removed from the teachings of his religion, to help his fellow man. As they walked down the narrow stairway, Gupta thought about it some more. When they reached the bottom of the stairs, he said cheerfully, “I tell you what I will do…”
CONTD

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Fizzy, Cherry Cola

Fizzy, Cherry Cola

By The Crazymad Writer

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AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 
 

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Cola Blue

Cola Blue

It’s new; cola BLUE,

An icy mint flavour,

Made especially for you!

Are you willing, are you game,

To break the taboo,

Of drinking anything other than THAT cola, yes you!

 *

Forget red and the white,

The new colour is blue,

I knew you would try it,

Icy cold Blue.

It’s cool and it’s bright,

A minty delight,

Drink Cola Blue,

Made especially for you!

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Stories for children and young at heart adults

I don’t care what you call me

as long as you enjoy reading my stories

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