Mystic Cola, powerful might,
Thunderous magic, hidden from sight,
Disguised by a drink,
So sugary and sweet,
The way to Alocyrrehcyzzif,
The Cryptic Agenda decree.
If this makes no sense to you,
Then click on to the link,
And buy the eBook about this fizzy drink.
But watch out for that bottle once it’s uncorked,
Lest you are ensnared by its wonder,
And inside it are caught.