Summer time and the living is easy…

HECK, THAT’S NO WAY TO BE ENJOYING YOURSELF!

Get up, off your butt! Yes – YOU!

See this bottle? You do? God, I thought you’d NEVER see it!

Well, pick it up and drink its contents!

Pardon? You want to know what it contains?

You’ve blown it.

Go away, you creep.

I’ll find someone else, someone more deserving than you.

Summer time and the living is easy…

What on earth was all that about?

Let me explain…

I’m the crazymad writer,

The crazymad writer today.

I’m the crazymad writer,

The crazymad writer, hey hey!

You may think that I’m not serious,

And I might even agree,

But I’m still the crazymad writer,

The crazymad writer, hee hee.

Now do you understand?

There isn’t anything to understand.

I’m crazy, crazymad and bonkers, to boot!

Summer Fun,

Summer Sun,

Summer Coke.