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Giggle My Boots

Giggle My Boots

Giggle my boots, gaggle my hat,
Goggle my shirtsleeves and fraggle that cat.
I am friggled with laughter, for I know that it’s true,
That you really do love me and not Johnny Lazoo.

You see, Johnny Lazoo, a man of some strength,
Wanted to court you, wanted to bend,
Your ear with his stories, your eye with his looks,
But you never gave him as much as one look.

The day that you said, Yes, I’ll marry you, I will,
Was the happiest day of my life; it was brill,
To think that you chose me over Johnny Lazoo,
Makes me friggle with laughter knowing it’s true.

Before I head off with my bride and my life,
I will give you this piece of excellent advice.
If you are planning to woo your beau, here’s the rub,
Friggle her with laughter and griggle her with love.

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Horrible Horace and Tinkering Tommy

Horrible Horace and Tinkering Tommy

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Horrible Horace and the very old Motor Bike

Crash, bang, wallop, the ancient motor bike fell to pieces

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Horrible Horace – a FREE eBook you can download today

Horrible Horace flies a kite

Horrid Henry

 
 

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Miss Battle-Scars and Horrible Horace

Horrible Horace meets Miss Battle-Scars

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I am Not Roald Dahl

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I Am NOT Roald Dahl,
I am NOT, no, no!
I am NOT Roald Dahl,
Please let it GO!
I am something quite different,
From that man, it’s a fact,
I am my very own self,
Now where is my cat?

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