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I believe in Father Christmas – Greg Lake
I believe in father Christmas
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 17, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories, Stories for children
Merry Christmas from Dalek Zeg (what did you expect, a turkey?)
Merry Christmas from Dalek Zeg
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Dalek Zeg And His Friend
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 15, 2013 in Doctor Who, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: dalek, daleks, doctor who, zeg
A Magical Austin Princess
A Magical Austin Princess (wedge)
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 15, 2013 in Austin Princess, Leyland Princess, Stories for children
Tags: austin morris princess, austin princess, classic car, leyland princess, wedge
John Lewis Christmas Advert 2013 – The Bear & The Hare
John Lewis Christmas Advert 2013
The Bear & The Hare
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 14, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas Stories, John Lewis, Stories for children
Father Christmas in his new green and white suit
Father Christmas in GREEN, not red
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A Christmas Fairytale
Christmas Eve so still I know,
But something’s in the wind,
There’s a sense of magic about,
It’s now we need our friends.
Christmas Eve began no different from any other morning this year. Yawning, I opened the blind to see what the day outside offered. It was cold and dark, a typical midwinter day, with a coating frost covering the ground, my car and a few scattered toys the children had absentmindedly left on the driveway the previous evening. Gazing through the steamed up windowpane, onto the frosty wonderland outside, I felt almost as cold as the weather outside. Grabbing hold of my dressing gown I donned quickly it. Embracing its wonderful warmth, I pulled it tightly closed around me. “That’s better,” I whispered, mindful of my wife and children who were still fast asleep in their beds.
Yawning some more, I ambled out from the bedroom, along the hallway then into the kitchen, where I plugged in the kettle for the most important part of the day; my first mug of coffee. For someone who has never imbibed of this aromatic concoction it is impossible for them to understand the importance, the urgency of it. Watching the granules dribble off the spoon, into my mug, sent my pulse racing, in anticipation of the delightful drink I was about to enjoy. “Coffee’s coming!” I said reassuringly to myself.
Pouring the hot, boiling water into my mug, drowning the coffee beans and realising their magical aroma, I smiled. Last, but not least, I added a few drops of milk; to colour it. My coffee was now ready to drink. Raising the mug to my lips, I drank heartily from it. It was truly wonderful.
Pulling out a stool from under the breakfast bar, I sat upon it. Grabbing hold of the TV remote control, I pressed the green button upon it, and then waited for the picture to appear. Being quite old, the TV took some time to warm up. When the picture finally appeared, my mind was drawn away from my coffee, to the scene playing upon it. Sitting erect, I stared incredulously at it. Edging closer and closer to the cathode ray tube, I gasped, “It’s him! That can’t be right. Where have the TV presenters gone?” I asked. Rubbing my eyes disbelievingly, I said, “It’s him! It really is him – FATHER CHRISTMAS!” I said it over and over again, as if in doing so might make some sense of it.
CONTD
A Christmas Fairytale – Plus three bonus stories
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 14, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas Stories, Stories for children
Tags: Christmas, Christmas Eve, christmas story, Holiday, Santa Claus
Christmas Countdown
Christmas is coming
So GET SHOPPING!
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Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU:
Part One – The Fabled Crest
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 14, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas Stories, Stories for children
Tags: Christmas, ebooks, Father Christmas, stories for children
Noddy and Big ears were out driving one day
Noddy and Big Ears were out driving one day
Noddy and Big ears were out driving one day,
When they heard that poor Golliwog, he just could not stay,
He’s politically incorrect, they were told by their peers,
Golliwog must go; do we make ourselves clear?
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Golliwog must go, but how can that be?
He is our dear friend; it just cannot be!
We have had such good times with him and his kin,
Golliwog, you stay, they said with a grin.
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Leaning down harder on Noddy and friend,
Their peers chastised them with their words once again,
The powers that be say he is not good for the land,
Or the people within it: Golliwog is banned!
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Golliwog is banned? Now we know that you’re bad,
Said Noddy and Big Ears, (they were getting quite mad),
To punish our friend, to exile him in disgrace,
Just because of his skin and the look of his face!
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Fighting back harder, Noddy and Big Ears they sang,
We’ll bring you to court, the highest in the land,
We’ll tell then you are racist, for denying our friend,
Our dearest friend, Golliwog, because of his skin.
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Aghast and bamboozled that their case it was lost,
Their peers relinquished their grip on the fiendish old plot,
Okay, she said, Golliwog can stay,
Hurray, Noddy cheered, come on, let’s play!
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 7, 2013 in Enid Blyton, Stories for children
Tags: Big Ears, Child Whispers, Enid Blyton, Famous Five, Golliwog, Noddy, Political correctness, stories for children
Free eBooks
Free eBooks: coming soon,
Courtesy of The Crazymad Writer
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 7, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas Stories, Stories for children
Tags: a christmas carol, charles dickens, christmas stories, classics, lewis carroll
A Slug Called Reilly
There once was a slug called Reilly,
Who was incredibly slimy,
He thought he was smart,
Going out in the dark,
Until he fell down in a hole, did Reilly.
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While stuck in that dark place,
Reilly thought about his life and his fate,
About the jerk he had been,
To everyone he had seen,
So he promised to be good, did Reilly.
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Suddenly, a stick falling into the hole,
Presented a way to escape from it all,
Freed from that space,
Reilly forgot his promise, though great.
And returned to his bad ways, did Reilly.
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One day when Reilly was alone,
He forgot to cover up his dank home,
It was an incredibly hot day,
The sun shone brightly away,
Drying him up, that slug, old Reilly,
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The moral of my story is this,
Treat everyone you meet with a wish,
That their life is just fine,
Untroubled by lying and slime,
Don’t end up like silly old Reilly.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 6, 2013 in david walliams, rhyme stew, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: roald dahl, Slug, the NEW Roald Dahl
Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 5, 2013 in Stories for children





