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Reilly, the Slug

There once was a slug called Reilly,

Who was incredibly slimy,

He thought he was smart,

Going out in the dark,

Until he fell down in a hole, did Reilly.

While stuck in that dark place,

Reilly thought about his life and his fate,

About the jerk he had been,

To everyone he had seen,

So he promised to be good, did Reilly.

Suddenly, a stick falling into the hole,

Presented a way to escape from it all,

Freed from that space,

Reilly forgot his promise, though great.

And returned to his bad ways, did Reilly.

One day when Reilly was alone,

He forgot to cover up his dank home,

It was an incredibly hot day,

The sun shone brightly away,

Drying him up, that slug, old Reilly,

The moral of my story is this,

Treat everyone you meet with a wish,

That their life is just fine,

Untroubled by lying and slime,

Don’t end up like silly old Reilly.

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Posted by on October 12, 2016 in fantasy, fantasy story, humour

 

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Hurricane Season

Hurricane warning for Jamaica, Cuba and Haiti as ‘extremely dangerous’ winds of 115mph to batter Caribbean islands. Somebody told me the hurricane season had already ended!!! Please note: Hurricane season is currently defined as the time from June 1st to the end of November.

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Posted by on October 3, 2016 in news

 

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Are you mad???

I know you believe you understand what you think I said.
BUT I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant!

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Thought for the Day

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars (Oscar Wilde)

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Posted by on August 30, 2016 in free, free ebooks

 

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Catweazle

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Catweazle Series 1 Episode 1 – The Sun in a Bottle (Part 1)

 
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Posted by on August 9, 2016 in humor, humour

 

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Sir Gerrard

Gerrard, Sir Gerrard – are you sure that it’s so,

Your title, your label, or are you having a go,

At me, your poor servant, a man dearthly low?

Gerrard, Sir Gerrard, pray tell me, with haste,

How you got it, your title, your rank and your place?

Cos I want it, really want it, so I can lift up my face.

I got it, my title, after years of hard slog,

Writing stories for children; my mind was agog.

I was tired, so tired, when I knelt down before,

The Queen, then she tapped me and I fell to the floor,  asleep.

Crazier things have happened to me,

I am the Crazymad Writer, you see,

In the meantime, while you are here,

Take care that you don’t get too near,

My title, my award, for being so fine,

After years in the wilderness now is my time!

 
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Posted by on August 3, 2016 in humor, humour, poems

 

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Danny Brown

Danny Browne had many noses,

It’s the truth, so many poses.

He forgot to breathe, both in and out,

Now he’s dead, the silly lout.

 
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Posted by on August 3, 2016 in funny story, humor, humour, poems

 

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Porridge

Porridge, porridge, good for your bones,

Bones, bones, good for your bones.

Eat it up; it’ll do you good,

Do you good, good, good, good.

Look at it now; it’s so fine to eat,

It’s so fine and good, it is a treat.

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Posted by on August 3, 2016 in funny story, humor, humour, poems

 

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A Boy Named Paul

There once was a boy named Paul,

Who wanted to get away from it all,

So he took up sea swimming and set off one evening,

Now he’s nowhere at all,

A shark or something horrible probably ate him.

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Posted by on August 3, 2016 in humor, humour, Limerick

 

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