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He went to the Doctor

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An intern was sent to collect a new skeleton from the central store. 

When he arrived at the consultant surgeon’s office there was already

a queue of patients waiting.  As the intern wrestled the skeleton through

the outside door he became aware of people gazing at him enquiringly.

He gave them a smile and said, ‘I am bringing him to the doctor.’

An old lady said sympathetically, ‘My dear! Isn’t he a bit late for the doctor?’

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Doctor Who and the Daleks

Doctor Who and the Daleks

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Doctor and the Daleks? I hear you say,

Who can they be? And what an affray,

 On our minds and our wits at this time of appeal,

Of recession, so biting, and scares very real.

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It’s the DOCTOR, I tell you, the DOCTOR, that’s WHO,

And as for the Daleks, well, my mind is askew,

If I were to explain who they in fact are,

I would need several years, and still not get far.

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Oh, the DOCTOR, the DOCTOR, you answer me back,

Why didn’t you say so, why didn’t you track,

The way I was feeling, so peeved by the mire,

 Unlike our politicians, in splendid retire?

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In splendid retire, ensconced in their towers,

Of ivory white, not grey and ragged like ours.

They’ll get their comeuppance, of that I am sure

When the Daleks go find them and exterminate those pariahs.

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