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The Machine in Brussels

The Machine in Brussels

“The Machine in Brussels”
—A Dark Verse of Control and Decay

They built a throne on shifting sand,
With waxen laws and sleight of hand.
A beast with flags and polished teeth,
That feeds on dreams and rot beneath.

Twelve stars above, a crown of lies,
They smile while severing ancient ties.
The sovereign voice, a muted ghost,
Replaced by men who wine and toast.

They do not bleed, they do not feel,
They crush with pens, and sign the seal.
A thousand rules, a million chains,
To bind the soul, to strip the veins.

A single farm, a faceless plan,
No room for soil, nor flesh, nor man.
Just paperwork, and fines, and speech —
And truth forever out of reach.

The tongue is taxed, the thoughts observed,
The edges of the map are curved.
The fish are counted, dreams controlled,
And liberty is bought and sold.

They do not lead, they do not serve,
They circle like a flock of birds —
All pecking at what once was whole,
Until there’s nothing left but scroll.

The lands grow quiet, culture thins,
The old ways buried in their bins.
They speak of peace with velvet voice,
While robbing nations of their choice.

This is the pact, the poisoned trade,
The flag beneath which truth is flayed.
And if you dare to step aside —
Expect the storm, the smear, the slide.

So burn the blue and gold away,
And raise the banners of dismay.
For freedom, though a fragile spark,
Still glows within the growing dark.

 

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How I Learned to Love the Bananas

How I Learned to Love the Bananas

“Ode to the Glorious EU (or How I Learned to Love the Bananas)”
by The Crazymad Poet of Ballybureaucracy

Oh hail to thee, O Brussels great,
Where minds convene to legislate
On crucial things — like how to weigh
A cucumber in a solemn way.

The noble minds with golden pens
Who argue lunch for twelve till ten.
They ponder hard, debate, and stress —
Then outlaw slightly crooked cress.

Thou tower of paperwork divine!
Thy memos stretch from Rhine to Tyne.
Your forms require three pens, a prayer,
A notarised strand of your hair.

You ruled with wisdom, calm and sage,
To standardise the hamster cage.
And what great minds did then agree?
To banish jugs that hold more tea.

Let Britain beg, let France protest,
Let Italy wear garlic vests!
Still forth you march in fine attire —
With rules on how to light a fire.

Thou master of the sausage war!
You settled that — and so much more:
“Thou shalt not call it cheese, ye goat,
If from a cow or southern moat.”

Oh, sing of subsidies so grand —
A field of stones in promised land!
And butter mountains, milk lakes too,
Enough to drown a small canoe.

We thank thee for thy wise decree
On metric shrimp and brie-to-be.
We toast with wine (with tax applied)
Your parking fines EU-wide.

So raise the flag, the stars, the blue,
For all the pointless things you do!
And may you rule with gentle blight —
And never, ever, get things right.

EU out happiness in

 
 

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Marine Le Pen through to second round of France’s presidential election

Marine Le Pen through to second round of France’s presidential election

EUEXIT is coming along nicely

 
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Posted by on April 24, 2017 in EU, EUexit

 

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FEXIT

Finglas wants to leave the EU

They call it FEXIT

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Posted by on December 22, 2016 in EU

 

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BREXIT – A Song of Joy – Freedom from the EU

♫ Come, sing a song of joy
For freedom from the EU
Sing, sing a song of joy
For discharge from its madness
The day will dawn for us all
Standing firm and tall
We will break free
All men will stand along
Each other in their glory
Reach out, rejoice and be glad
For freedom that endures
Forever more
Then sing a song of joy
For freedom from the EU
Come, sing a song of joy
Of freedom, tell the story
Sing, sing a song of joy
For people in their glory
One mighty voice that will bring
A sound that will ring
Forever more
Then sing a song of joy
For freedom from the EU. ♫

 
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Posted by on December 19, 2016 in BREXIT, EU, free, freedom

 

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The EU is no good

The EU is no good,

Chop it up for firewood,

And if it don’t burn,

Pour on some PETROL,

And have some fun.

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Posted by on June 29, 2016 in EU, news

 

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If the EU were to create a camel…

If the EU were to create a camel

it would undoubtedly have 28 humps

or 29 or 30 or 31 or…

EU madness, for sure

EU madness, for sure

 
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Posted by on June 25, 2016 in EU

 

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The EU is doomed to failure

The EU is only an episode in European history – and is doomed to failure
Europe is not the same as the European Union. The European Union is only an episode in Europe’s history. The two, nevertheless, are frequently treated as if they were identical. It is, however, entirely possible to be a Europhile, in the sense of valuing and engaging with Europe’s cultures, peoples and history, and to be opposed to the European Union and thus to Britain’s continued membership of it.

Britain and continental Europe share much. Cultural, religious, philosophical and political movements and ideas have spilled across from one to the other. It would be strange if they had not, given their proximity. Nevertheless, exchanges of this kind are hardly sufficient to justify political union. The histories of Poland and Russia are similarly entangled, but no one would now suggest that they should join together.

The way that ideas have spread in Europe is important. One of the strengths of Europe has been its diversity. The separate experiences of Europe’s countries have acted as inspirations and warnings to others. The example of British manufacturing in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, underpinned by the free-trade philosophy of Smith and Ricardo, overturned the regulatory and protectionist regime that prevailed across much of Central Europe. Bismarck’s early welfare state and Swiss federalism had their own emulators. Across large parts of Europe, the lesson of the French Revolution stimulated the politics of conservatism and of gradual change, and so on.

The high modernist ideology that underpins the EU is predicated on the erosion of differences between countries. It would seek to impose single solutions that are blind to complexity and inimical to the sort of local experimentation that has been one of the driving forces in European history. Not only therefore are the EU and Europe different things. By putting its stress on political, economic and social convergence, the EU may also be antithetical to Europe’s historical dynamic.

 
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Posted by on June 2, 2016 in EU

 

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The eurozone is doomed

The monetary union was flawed from the start—and now Europe has “its foot on the accelerator and is running out of road,” says Heather Conley, of the Center for Strategic and International Studies.

The nearly 16-year experiment with a financially integrated Europe is instead tearing the continent apart, stirring ugly ghosts of history and fueling the rise of extremist political parties that could one day control a NATO partner.

So warns Heather Conley, director of the Europe program at the Center for Strategic and International Studies. I sat down with Conley, a former top State Department official, for the latest installment of our CSIS iTunes podcast “Smart Women Smart Power,” which you can hear by following this link: bit.ly/csisswsp

While Greece’s latest travails capture the world’s attention, Conley sees dire consequences for all of Europe from a fatally-flawed monetary union of 19 countries. “It was a structurally flawed project,” Conley says of the Eurozone, born in 1999. “They were warned about it. This was an economic project designed politically to make Europe more united. But instead it’s pulling Europe apart.”

Greece, she adds “should never have been let in; it did not have the economic indicators and strength to participate in this currency union. But as a political project people said, ‘How can we not include the birthplace of democracy? The great recession showed the weakness and flaws, and we saw all of this unravel.”

That unraveling has launched a number of dangerous political trends. Economic pain and anger at European leaders, on the left and right, is combining with the type of anti-immigrant sentiments that fuel the rise of populist and xenophobic parties. France’s far-right National Front and Spain’s far-left Podemos Party are on the upswing. In Britain, which held onto its own currency, the UK Independence Party has successfully pressured Prime Minister David Cameron to call a referendum on whether to stay in the European Union. And Conley notes that even 25% of EU parliament members can be labeled Euro-skeptics.

“There will come a moment with a far left or far right party in a NATO country potentially forming a government,” she predicts, “and that is a nightmare because then we have to question the democratic credentials of our allies. That’s a thought we don’t want to have.”

Conley warns of a dark era, not unlike 1914, with the world “sleep-walking” toward an abyss. “The free movement of labor is under attack,” she says. “The free movement of capital is under attack because of the Eurozone crisis,” she says. “Many EU officials will say Europe evolves through crisis. But this is not forging Europe, it’s pulling it apart.”

As the continent’s strongest economy, source of bailout funds and enforcer of Eurozone rules, Germany is a target of populist wrath. There is historic irony to this, Conley notes, since “the euro was created right after German reunification to ensure that Germany could not economically dominate Europe.”

Meanwhile, Conley worries that the U.S. is sitting on the sidelines, despite an American investment in a healthy Europe dating back to World War II and the Marshall Plan. With France and Italy right behind Greece in terms of the need for economic reform, Conley urges U.S. officials to help the continent craft bolder plans to step out of the bailout cycle and move forward economically.

Conley stops short of embracing suggestions from German officials that Greece would be better off with a temporary Eurozone exit. However, she does believe that Greece is trapped by its debt burden and the damage done to its economy by the ruling left-wing Syriza party. “The status quo cannot be sustained,” says Conley.

“Europe’s success is America’s success,” she says. “When Europe is weak, we are weakened. The stakes are enormous. Europe seems to be putting its foot on the accelerator and is running out of road.”

 
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Posted by on June 2, 2016 in EU

 

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I am Merkel, I am

I am Merkel, I am,
She said as she slammed,
Her fist on the table one day,
Then after that act,
She donned her hard hat,
And directed her troops on their way,
Their way to the front,
The EU affront,
To all we hold dear I do say
The EU import,
More important than thought,
For democracy, freedom, fair play.
But the time it will come,
When the bad is undone,
When the people of Europe will say,
Away with you lot,
Your heads for the block,
Our leaders will stand there and pay,
On the gallows up high,
They will pay for their lies,
The lies that inflicted such pain,
And when that day comes,
When the EU has gone,
The people of Europe will pray,
That the likes of those brats,
Brussel Eurocrats,
Will never ever darken our days.

GREXIT

 
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Posted by on January 15, 2016 in EU

 

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