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year of The Crazymad Writer
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Free eBooks for everyone this Christmas
Free eBooks for everyone this Christmas
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Flummoxed by what the White Rabbit had said, Alice said, “I bet you are mad!”
“That all depends,” he rather strangely replied.
“It all depends on what?” she asked, agog at how odd he could be.
“On whether you mean mad or mad.”
“That’s silly,” said Alice. “They mean the same thing.”
“If you were mad number one,” the Rabbit explained, “and someone happened to tell you that you were mad number two, you might be very mad indeed at so fundamental a mistake.”
“But I’m not mad!” she insisted.
“How do you know,” asked the Rabbi, “when you can’t tell the difference between mad number one and mad number two, I might ask?”
“I just know that I’m not mad!” Alice insisted. Informing him that another door had appeared, she awaited his response.
The Rabbit tried to open the door but he was unable to do so.
“Might I try?” Alice asked.
The Rabbit said nothing, but his pink, beady eyes watched her intently.
The door opened easily for Alice. “Could a mad person have done that?” she asked. Stepping through, she fell into a hole on the far side.
“No, they mightn’t,” he replied. “But would they have fallen down there?” Then, jumping into the hole, he followed Alice.
Keep Calm – It’s Monday!
Keep Calm – It’s Monday!
It’s Monday; it came so fast,
Monday; I am aghast.
Where are the days? (They flew so fast),
As closer to the grave I pass.
If I could have that time again,
What changes I would make.
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Keep Calm – Crazymad Writer Ahead
Keep Calm – Crazymad Writer Ahead
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The Crazymad Writer has done it again
He has stunned the entire world by his generous actions!
Diving deep, headlong, full throttle into the spirit of madness that he knows so well, The Crazymad Writer has stunned the population of the world by his generous and kind actions. You see, he is giving his eBooks away, yes, he is giving them away, absolutely and utterly for free!
All that you have to do is visit his website http://www.thecrazymadwriter.com and choose which ones you want to download. Heck, why not download them all? They are free, after all.
God Bless him, The Crazymad Writer.
There was an old man with a hat…
There was an old man with a hat,
Who was confused and thought it a cat,
So he gave it some meat and milk as a treat,
Then he put it outside for a crap.
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Mind my Unguarded Brain
Johnny was a barber; he loved his job, he did,
Cutting people’s hair and mowing other wigs.
Until one day he reeled back, shocked by what he saw,
A hole in the head of a customer, a man so old and poor,
Why don’t you go to the doctor? he asked the man out loud,
To get it fixed, filled in quick, that’s what I’d do, he cried,
No, I can’t do that, the old man then answered him,
I’ve had it there for forty years; it’s a part of me, he grinned,
I would miss that hole in my head; he went on to explain,
Please trim my hair but mind my unguarded brain.
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It’s the way I tell ’em, so it is!
I’m Not Mad!
I’m not mad; mad, mad, mad,
I’m not mad, not me!
I’m not mad, mad, mad, mad,
I’m not mad, hee hee.
I’M NOT MAD!
We’ll, not so much that anyone would notice, would they?
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