Is a nit like a gnat?
Can you wear it on your hat?
Do you pick it off a tree?
Or like a scab upon your knee?
Might you pick it like a rose?
Or can a nit grow in your nose?
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Do I stay in to pick a nit
and go out to throw a fit?
Wait, wait! …
How do you throw a fit?
I wonder if throwing a fit
might be like picking a nit?
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on April 28, 2014 in funny video
I know an old woman, who swallowed a gnat,
What was she at, to swallow a gnat?
The silly old prat…
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I know an old woman, who swallowed a lizard,
That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.
She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,
What was she at, to swallow a gnat?
The silly old prat…
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I know an old woman, who swallowed a bat,
What a sap to swallow a bat.
She swallowed the bat to catch the lizard,
That squirmed and turned and burned inside her.
She swallowed the lizard to catch the gnat,
What was she at, to swallow a gnat?
The silly old prat…
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I know an old woman who swallowed a bed…
She’s dead!
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 1, 2013 in Stories for children
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