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Alice and the Wild Boar of Wonderland

Alice and the Wild Boar of Wonderland

Alice and the Wild Boar of Wonderland:

The Director’s Cut (Now With 300% More Chaos)

Alice had returned to Wonderland for one reason: nostalgia. Big mistake.

The place had gone full corporate dystopia. The White Rabbit was now a crypto bro shilling “CarrotCoin,” the Mad Hatter ran an NFT tea party where every cup was a unique digital collectible worth exactly nothing, and the Queen of Hearts had rebranded as an influencer with the handle @OffWithTheirHeads69.

Worst of all, the Cheshire Cat had launched “GrinR,” Wonderland’s premier ride-sharing app. Slogan: “We vanish when you need us most.”

Alice tapped the app. Destination: Home.

Vehicle arriving: “Kevin the Boar – 4.9 stars (deducted 0.1 for chronic truffle addiction).”

Kevin arrived looking like a warthog that had lost a bet with a taxidermist. He wore a tiny saddle, a Bluetooth earpiece, and an expression that screamed, “I went to boar school for this?”

Alice climbed on. Kevin immediately side-eyed a glowing mushroom.

“Don’t even think about it,” Alice warned.

Kevin thought about it. Hard.

The ride began politely, past teacup gardens, under rainbow toadstools, until Kevin spotted the Holy Grail of truffles: a massive, glistening beauty sprouting right in the middle of the Queen’s private croquet lawn.

Kevin floored it.

“KEVIN, NO!” Alice screamed, clutching his mane as they bulldozed through a hedge maze like it was made of tissue paper.

Card soldiers dove left and right. One guard yelled, “License and registration!” only to be flattened into the shape of the two of clubs.

They skidded onto the croquet field just as the Queen was about to execute a flamingo for “unsportsmanlike squawking.”

Kevin launched himself at the truffle like a furry missile, uprooted it, and inhaled it in one obscene slurp. Then he let out a belch so powerful it parted the Queen’s wig, revealing a tattoo that read “Live, Laugh, Lob.”

The entire court froze.

The Queen’s face turned the color of a ripe tomato having a stroke.

“OFF WITH HIS TROTTERS!” she shrieked.

Alice, panicking, did the only thing she could think of: she pulled out her phone and fake-reviewed on the spot.

“Your Majesty, please! Kevin has 4.9 stars! He’s verified! He accepts tips in acorns!”

The Queen paused, mallet raised. “Reviews?”

Alice nodded frantically. “Read them yourself! ‘Best ride ever, 10/10 would be stampeded again.’ ‘Kevin took a shortcut through a caterpillar’s hookah lounge, legendary.’ ‘Only complaint: he ate my picnic.’”

Kevin, sensing an opportunity, turned on the charm. He sat. He gave paw. He even attempted a smile, which looked like a constipated bulldog discovering taxes.

The Queen lowered her mallet. “Fine. But he’s banned from my lawn. And someone get this pig a breath mint.”

As they trotted away, the Cheshire Cat materialized on Kevin’s head like a smug helmet.

“Not bad for a rookie driver,” he purred. “Next fare’s the Dormouse, he tips in half-eaten crumpets.”

Alice groaned. “Just get me out of here.”

Kevin suddenly braked. In the path ahead: a single, perfect truffle.

Alice glared. “Kevin. I swear to Lewis Carroll.”

Kevin looked back at her with big, innocent eyes.

Then he winked.

And floored it again.

Somewhere in the distance, the Queen’s scream echoed: “OFF WITH ALL OF THEM!”

Alice clung on for dear life, laughing in spite of herself.

Wonderland, it seemed, was exactly as mad as ever, just with worse customer service.

 

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The Hippo Rider’s Splash.

The Hippo Rider’s Splash.

 

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Wonderland Christmas Countdown 2025

Wonderland Christmas Countdown – ENJOY.

 


 

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Alice and the Sun-Dappled Clearing

Alice and the Sun-Dappled Clearing

🌸 Alice and the Sun-Dappled Clearing 🐇

 

Alice stood quite still in the sun-dappled clearing, the light filtering through the canopy in warm, impressionistic blobs of gold and lemon. She was surrounded by a riot of oversized, pastel flowers—irises the size of her head, and roses that seemed to blush with a painter’s deepest pink. The air felt thick and sweet, like crystallized honey.

“Oh dear,” she murmured, adjusting the bow in her auburn hair. “Everything looks rather splashed here.”

From above, a lazy, white form materialized, hanging suspended between two sun-kissed trees. It was the Cheshire Cat, looking more like a puff of painted smoke than a proper feline, his famous grin a translucent arc.

“Splashed, my dear?” the Cat purred, his voice like silk sliding off a palette knife. “But the world is much more interesting when it’s spilled, wouldn’t you say?”

Alice smoothed down her blue dress. “I suppose. But everything seems to be hurrying, even when it stands still. Look at those blossoms—they look like they’re dancing!”

As if on cue, a sudden blur of white flashed past the rose bushes on the right. It was the White Rabbit, his pink eyes wide with that familiar panic, though he carried no waistcoat, no watch, only a sense of frantic urgency.

“Late, late, late!” chirped the Rabbit’s distant voice, sounding rather like a squeezed tube of paint. “The Mad Hatter’s Tea Party is beginning! And I haven’t time to dry!”

Alice sighed, a small smile touching her lips. She recognized this place—this beautiful, illogical field. It was her moment of calm before the chaos, the brief, quiet breath before tumbling back into the whirlwind of Wonderland. The light felt like a warm invitation, and the flowers nodded their permission.

“Well,” Alice decided, stepping forward into the swirling pink and green. “If I’m to be late for a very important date, I might as well enjoy the view first.”


 

 

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The Air is Screaming

The air is a screaming cyan and gold,
Where whiskers of madness are fiercely unrolled!
The Hatter’s hat spins, a chaotic cyclone,
His eyes like two clocks, ticking wildly alone!
The Hare beats a drum on a teapot quite cracked,
Yelling, “NO ROOM! NO ROOM!” and can never track back.
The Queen’s face is purple—a temper-tantrum hue—
“OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! And your teacups too!”
Alice, she stands in the whirling Van Gogh,
Her ribbons are snapping, a frantic bow!
The Caterpillar smokes ’til the canvas turns green,
A dizzying, madcap, and glorious scene!
Swirl, swirl, goes the paint, like a turbulent ocean,
Lost is all reason, logic, and motion!
The White Rabbit weeps, for he’s utterly lost,
In this masterpiece maelstrom, whatever the cost!
 

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“Alice and the Swirling Canvas.”

“Alice and the Swirling Canvas.”
“Alice and the Swirling Canvas.”
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Chapter 1: The Yellow Crescent
The museum air was thick with the scent of old wood and quiet reverence. Alice, now seventeen and perpetually bored by the linear world of geometry and etiquette, paused before a small, heavily-framed oil painting. It was a night scene: a landscape of gnarled, dark trees reaching toward a sky that was less a void and more a seething mass of light. Every star was a thick, buttery dollop of paint, and the enormous crescent moon, a luminous, impossible yellow, seemed to push out from the canvas.
She knew the style instantly. It wasn’t just painted; it was felt.
Alice leaned closer, her nose almost touching the varnish. She noticed something odd about the moon. While the rest of the canvas held firm, this single yellow crescent seemed to vibrate, its impasto texture shifting, almost like wet paint refusing to settle. It was an instability in an otherwise frozen moment.
Drawn by an irresistible impulse that defied every museum rule she’d ever learned, Alice reached out a finger.
The moment she touched the paint, it gave way.
There was no sudden drop or dizzying vortex. Instead, the sensation was like plunging her hand into a bowl of thick, warm honey. The paint swallowed her fingers, then her hand, then her entire arm up to the shoulder. A gentle, viscous pressure pushed her forward, and in a blink, the quiet, dry museum fell away.
Alice stumbled onto a path that crackled under her feet.
The air was no longer still; it hummed with the energy of creation. The ground beneath her was a road of visible brushstrokes—thick, woven lines of ochre and burnt sienna—leading between two impossibly dark, gnarled trees. They were not trees of wood, but of coiled, energetic black and blue paint, their branches spiraling upward to meet a sky that was terrifyingly alive.
Above her, the Realm of the Saturated was dominated by the very yellow crescent she had touched. It blazed like a furious sun in the indigo turbulence, casting expressive, blue-black shadows that seemed to claw at the ground.
A feeling of intense, urgent motion seized her. She looked at her hands. Her skin was perfectly normal, but her dress and apron were rendered in the same high-relief style as the landscape, every seam and fold defined by a bold, blue outline.
“Stay still and you dry,” a thin, reedy voice whispered from the brushy undergrowth. “Drying is fading. Fading is being finished. And finished is the worst word of all.”
Alice spun around just as a figure leaped onto the path in front of her. It was the White Rabbit, but he was a portrait of anxiety. His white fur was ragged, rendered in hasty, unfinished lines of grey and zinc white. One ear looked fully realized, while the other was a mere suggestion of a stroke. He clutched his pocket watch, which had been reduced to a frantic, broken circle of orange dashes.
“Oh, it’s you,” he sighed, his voice full of disappointment. “Another element of disorder. But at least you’re wet. Tell me, child, do I look complete to you?” He thrust his unfinished ear toward her. “Am I resolved? Or am I still just a preparatory sketch for a better idea?”

A sudden, jarring shift in color drew Alice’s attention away from the White Rabbit’s existential crisis.

A short distance away, through a thicket of gnarled, swirling branches, the landscape erupted. It was a riot of color that fought against itself: streaks of raw vermillion clashing with aggressive viridian greens, all under a canopy of electric violet. It was loud, visually overwhelming, and undeniably wet.

The White Rabbit, clutching his hastily drawn watch, shuddered, his unfinished lines seeming to vibrate with distaste. “Don’t go that way, child! That’s the Saturation Zone! The Hatter has completely abandoned all sense of proportion or harmony. He’s destroying the value! It’s all so terribly… loud.”

But Alice, already overwhelmed by the thick texture and anxious energy of her arrival, found herself drawn to the visual noise. At least there, the danger wasn’t fading into the canvas; it was being intensely, brilliantly there.

“I think,” Alice decided, stepping over a thick, coiled stroke of blue that served as a root, “I need to speak to someone who understands color. Perhaps they understand how this world is painted.”

She plunged through the dark, expressive undergrowth.

 

🎨 The Mad Hatter’s Color Party

 

Alice emerged into a clearing where the air didn’t just smell of paint; it smelled of turpentine and fermented tea.

The famous long table was there, but it wasn’t set for tea; it was set for a lesson in chromatic chaos. Instead of fine china, there were pots and buckets overflowing with thick, undiluted pigments. The table itself was not wood, but a slab of brilliant, sticky Cadmium Yellow.

The Mad Hatter, his face painted with feverish, opposing stripes of cyan and magenta, was shouting at a trembling Dormouse who was struggling to balance a tiny teacup. The cup was filled with a liquid that glowed with the unnatural intensity of a pure Phthalo Blue.

“No, no, you infuriating rodent!” the Hatter shrieked, splashing a handful of Alizarin Crimson onto the table, creating a violent, wet mess. “You are sipping Primary Blue next to a background of Primary Yellow! You need a mediator! You need an Orange, or perhaps a delicate Tertiary Violet! Do you have any idea the visual friction you are causing?”

The Dormouse whimpered, his face a perfect, frightened circle of dull beige. “B-but this is the only color that won’t dry, sir!”

The Hatter ignored him and spotted Alice. He slammed his hand down on the yellow table, sending splatters of red and blue pigment flying.

“Ah! A new subject! And look at that lovely, pedestrian blue-and-white contrast!” He circled her, his eyes manic. “You, girl, are a walking exercise in simplicity! Tell me, what is the complement of that dreadful little apron?”

“White?” Alice ventured.

The Hatter threw back his head and laughed, a shrill, manic sound. “White is the absence of color, you dullard! The complement is pure black! You want contrast! You want the tension! The friction that keeps the canvas alive! Sit down, sit down! We are about to perform a great experiment in Value and Hue!

He gestured wildly to an empty chair next to the March Hare. The Hare, unlike his usual frantic self, was sitting perfectly still, coated in a thick, dull layer of umber brown, patiently waiting to dry out.

“Don’t worry about him,” the Hatter muttered, pouring a cup of neon Naples Yellow tea and thrusting it at Alice. “He decided the sheer complexity of color theory was too much, and now he’s waiting to become a restful, non-committal background element. Now, drink! And tell me if you feel the visual heat of that yellow against your blue dress!”

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To be continued.
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Alice in Yellow

Alice in Yellow

Alice, ever the trendsetter, decided Wonderland needed a bit of a fashion update. “Blue is so last season,” she declared to a bewildered White Rabbit, who was, as usual, late for something. “And sensible flats? Darling, we’re in a magical realm! One must be prepared for spontaneous glamour!”

So, she traded her iconic blue for a sunny yellow, donned an apron that was perhaps more decorative than practical, and teetered into the enchanted forest on the highest heels she could find. Her mission? To accessorize with pure joy.

“Balloons!” she’d shrieked at a bewildered Caterpillar. “They represent upliftment, whimsy, and the sheer delight of not knowing where you’ll float next!” The Caterpillar, quite literally puffed up with smoke, merely blinked.

As she pranced through the vibrant flowers, occasionally tripping over a particularly enthusiastic daisy, Alice found herself giggling. The balloons bobbed above her, each a tiny, colorful sun. She imagined floating over the Mad Hatter’s tea party, perhaps dropping a balloon onto his head with a gentle thud. Or maybe she’d drift past the Queen of Hearts, causing a momentary distraction in her perpetual croquet game.

Suddenly, a gust of wind caught the balloons, pulling her gently upwards. “Oh, bother!” she exclaimed, her high heels dangling precariously close to a startled dormouse. “This wasn’t quite what I had in mind for ‘upliftment’!” But then, a mischievous grin spread across her face. “Though, a grand entrance via balloon would be rather splendid for tea…”

And so, Alice, a vision in yellow, high heels, and a cluster of vibrant balloons, began her unplanned aerial tour of Wonderland, proving that sometimes, the best adventures start with a little bit of unexpected flair.


Alice in Green

Alice, in a sudden fit of environmental enlightenment (or perhaps it was just the residual fumes from the Caterpillar’s pipe), decided blue was simply too… conventional. And yellow? Far too cheerful for the serious business of planetary well-being. No, Alice declared, she would be green. Not just in spirit, but in attire.

So, she commissioned the Dormouse (who, being perpetually sleepy, was surprisingly adept with a needle and thread) to craft her a gown of the most verdant hue. It was a lovely dress, adorned with tiny, hand-stitched leaves and even a small, fabric squirrel peeking from a pocket.

Her first day as “Green Alice” began with enthusiasm. She lectured the White Rabbit on the carbon footprint of his frantic scurrying. “Every hop, every panic-stricken glance at your pocket watch, emits precious CO2, you know!” The Rabbit, naturally, was late for a very important date and merely skittered away, leaving Alice to sigh dramatically.

Next, she approached the Mad Hatter’s tea party. “Good heavens, a teacup pyramid! Think of the water waste, the energy expended in heating all those superfluous pots!” The Hatter merely offered her a piece of cake. “It’s carrot cake, Alice,” he said, winking. “Very green.”

Alice then attempted to educate the Queen of Hearts on sustainable gardening practices. “Your roses, Your Majesty, are painted red! Imagine the toxic fumes from the paint, the unsustainable harvesting of pigments! Why not cultivate natural, diverse flora?” The Queen, instead of shouting “Off with her head!”, merely looked at Alice with an expression of mild confusion, then muttered, “Are you quite alright, dear? You’re looking a bit… leafy.”

By afternoon, Alice was thoroughly exasperated. The flowers, instead of blooming more vibrantly in her presence, merely looked on with their usual, slightly smug indifference. The trees remained stubbornly tree-like. Even the air, despite her best efforts, refused to smell distinctly “greener.”

She slumped onto a mossy bank, the fabric squirrel in her pocket looking rather deflated. “Being green,” she huffed, adjusting a leaf on her sleeve, “is a load of hogwash! Everyone just goes about their business, oblivious to my perfectly justified eco-concerns!”

Just then, a tiny, emerald-green chameleon, having watched the entire spectacle with keen amusement, slowly changed its color to match Alice’s green dress perfectly. It then gave her a look that plainly said, “You think you’re green? I was born this way, and frankly, it’s exhausting trying to blend in with your ever-changing moods.”

Alice stared at the chameleon, then at her own green dress, then back at the chameleon, which had now effortlessly blended into a nearby patch of purple flowers. A slow smile spread across her face. “Ah,” she murmured, “perhaps it’s less about being green, and more about just… being.”

She stood up, brushed a stray leaf from her shoulder, and decided that perhaps a touch of blue wouldn’t be so bad after all. After all, what’s a little conventionality when you’ve just discovered the profound wisdom of a judgmental chameleon? She might even ask the Dormouse to embroider a chameleon on her next dress. It would certainly be a conversation starter.

Goth Alice

Alice had decided that enough was enough with the pastels and cheer. Wonderland, she concluded, was far too saccharine, far too bright. It needed a touch of the melancholic, a whisper of the macabre. And so, she had undergone a most dramatic transformation.

Her dress, once a bright blue, then a sunny yellow, and briefly a questionable green, was now a cascade of darkest black, offset by intricate lace and a crisp, if somewhat somber, white apron. Her hair, usually a golden waterfall, was dyed raven black, framing a face now adorned with dramatic eyeliner and a hint of pale foundation. The high heels of her yellow phase were replaced by sturdy, stomping boots, and her pockets, instead of housing a friendly dormouse, now held a miniature, plush bat.

Her first act as Goth Alice was to acquire a most appropriate balloon: a matte black, skull-shaped one, naturally. “It symbolizes the fleeting nature of existence,” she’d explained to a rather bewildered Mad Hatter, who had merely offered her a slice of graveyard cake (which tasted surprisingly like licorice).

The tea party itself had been re-envisioned. Gone were the mismatched, brightly colored cups. In their place stood a somber candelabra, casting long, dancing shadows, and teacups of deepest midnight blue. Even the chameleon, ever the adaptable creature, had taken on a mottled, shadowy hue, looking less like a vibrant jewel and more like a creature from a forgotten crypt.

Alice sat on her accustomed branch, but now her gaze was less one of whimsical wonder and more one of thoughtful introspection. The skull balloon bobbed gently above her, a tiny, dark sentinel. She watched the flowers, now appearing in muted purples and deep reds under the dim light of her chosen aesthetic, and mused.

“They’re all so… fragile,” she whispered, not to anyone in particular, but to the lingering shadows. “Their beauty is so fleeting. Unlike the eternal embrace of… well, darkness.”

The chameleon, perched stoically on the tea table, blinked slowly, a silent commentary on Alice’s latest phase. It seemed to say, You’ll be back to polka dots by Tuesday, won’t you?

But Alice was unperturbed. She took a sip of her now-bitter tea, a brew she’d insisted on adding extra drops of “existential dread” to (which the Hatter had helpfully translated as “just a dash more Earl Grey”). She watched the skull balloon drift a little higher, a symbol of her commitment to a more… profound Wonderland.

“Yes,” she concluded, a faint, melancholic smile playing on her lips. “This is much better. Much more… her.” Though a tiny part of her still wondered if a splash of glitter wouldn’t be too out of place. Just a tiny splash. For dramatic effect, of course.


The Tri-Alice Extravaganza and the Snicklefritz of Solace

The reason for this story is a Royal Command Performance Gone Awry. The Queen of Hearts, in an uncharacteristically whimsical mood (possibly due to eating too many jam tarts that morning), had decided Wonderland needed a grand spectacle, a “Tri-Alice Extravaganza” to brighten the increasingly peculiar days. Her Royal Decree was simple: the three Alices, having mysteriously appeared and caused delightful levels of confusion, were to retrieve the legendary Snicklefritz of Solace, a mythical, giggling flower rumored to bring pure, unadulterated joy (and perhaps help the Queen win at croquet).


The Royal Decree arrived by way of a perpetually flustered White Rabbit, who, upon spotting three Alices in the same vicinity, promptly fainted. Sunny Alice, in her vibrant yellow and high heels, knelt to fan him with a particularly buoyant balloon. Green Alice, in sensible green and clutching her compostable teacup, tutted, “Such stress! Clearly, a lack of kale in his diet.” Goth Alice, draped in black lace, merely observed, “His fragile mortality is showing. How quaint.”

The Queen’s decree, once deciphered from the damp parchment (the Rabbit had spilled tea on it), sent a ripple of bewildered energy through the trio. The Snicklefritz of Solace, a bloom rumored to sing bad puns and emit glitter, was said to reside in the Whispering Willows of Woe, a notoriously melancholic part of the forest.

“A quest!” Sunny Alice clapped her hands, nearly dislodging a fascinator she’d borrowed from a particularly fashionable hedgehog. “How utterly delightful! I’ll bring snacks! And more balloons!”

“A wilting expedition, you mean,” Green Alice corrected, eyeing Sunny Alice’s heels with disdain. “We’ll need proper hiking attire, a water purification system, and certainly no single-use confetti.”

Goth Alice merely adjusted her skull balloon, which seemed to sigh audibly. “Joy,” she drawled. “Such a fleeting, saccharine delusion. But if it leads to profound contemplation on the futility of happiness, I suppose I’m in.”

And so, the Tri-Alice Expedition for the Snicklefritz began.

Their first obstacle was the Bridge of Babbling Brookes, known for its ceaseless, irritating chatter. Sunny Alice skipped across, singing along with the gurgling water. Green Alice, however, stopped. “It’s all nonsense! Such excessive vocalization is energy inefficient! Can’t it just… filter?” Goth Alice, meanwhile, found the babbling profoundly depressing. “Each drop a tear, each ripple a fleeting regret,” she intoned, stepping delicately on a fallen log rather than endure the bridge’s cheerful cacophony.

Suddenly, the Bridge of Babbling Brookes, annoyed by Green Alice’s attempts to silence it, sprung a leak, drenching Green Alice in a shower of particularly muddy water. “My organic cotton!” she shrieked, covered in slime.

“Mud is merely repurposed earth, dear,” Goth Alice observed, a flicker of amusement in her usually stoic eyes.

“But it’s dirty!” Sunny Alice giggled, tossing her a bright yellow handkerchief.

Their path then led them to the Giggling Grotto of Grumbles, a cave filled with grumpy, moss-covered creatures who did nothing but complain. Sunny Alice tried to cheer them up with a spontaneous juggling act involving acorns and bright berries. The grumbles simply intensified. Green Alice attempted to introduce them to mindfulness exercises. “Now, breathe deeply, and focus on the natural alkalinity of the cave floor.” The grumbles evolved into outright groans.

Goth Alice, however, had a breakthrough. She sat amongst the grumbling gnomes and began to recite particularly bleak poetry. “Oh, the existential dread of being a moss-covered gnome, forever tethered to this damp abode…” To her surprise, the gnomes loved it. Their grumbles softened into appreciative murmurs. One even offered her a single, tarnished button. “It’s from a lost cause,” he croaked.

“A kindred spirit!” Goth Alice exclaimed, a rare smile gracing her lips.

As they approached the Whispering Willows, the air grew thick with melancholy. The trees truly whispered, but it wasn’t gossip; it was lamentations about lost mittens and forgotten birthdays. Sunny Alice, usually buoyant, felt a strange pang of sadness. Green Alice worried about the poor trees’ nutrient deficiency, while Goth Alice felt strangely at home.

“This is it,” she declared, “the perfect setting for contemplating the void.”

Suddenly, the ground beneath Sunny Alice’s high heels gave way, sending her tumbling into a hidden pit. “Oh, fiddle-faddle!” she cried, her voice muffled. “It’s quite dark down here!”

Green Alice rushed to the edge. “Are you injured? Did you contaminate the local ecosystem with your fall?”

Goth Alice peered down. “A symbolic descent into the subconscious, perhaps? Do tell, what existential horrors lurk within?”

From the pit, Sunny Alice called out, “It’s just… a very large rabbit hole! And I think… I see a teacup!”

Indeed, at the bottom of the pit was an abandoned tea party, and amidst the cracked cups and stale cakes, shimmered a small, luminous flower. It wasn’t just shimmering; it was chortling.

“The Snicklefritz!” Green Alice exclaimed, forgetting her ecological concerns for a moment.

“It appears its joy is rather… boisterous,” Goth Alice remarked, wincing as the flower let out a particularly loud chuckle.

Sunny Alice, still in the pit, reached for it. But just as her fingers brushed a petal, the Snicklefritz of Solace squealed with laughter and zipped out of her grasp, floating upwards like a startled hummingbird.

“It flies!” Sunny Alice cried.

“Untraceable energy expenditure!” Green Alice gasped.

“An escape from its fated purpose,” Goth Alice sighed.

The Snicklefritz began to lead them on a merry chase, darting through the Whispering Willows, its giggles echoing mockingly. It zipped past the Grumbling Gnomes, who, instead of grumbling, began to chuckle softly at its antics. It danced over the Bridge of Babbling Brookes, which briefly stopped babbling to let out a delighted trill. The entire forest seemed to be waking up, bathed in the infectious mirth of the Snicklefritz.

Sunny Alice, despite her high heels, found a burst of renewed energy, twirling and skipping after the flower. Green Alice, initially annoyed by its chaotic flight, began to see the vibrant life it brought forth, the spontaneous joy blooming on previously dour faces. Even Goth Alice found herself strangely… un-depressed. The flower’s relentless cheer was so absurd, so utterly defiant of gloom, that it became its own form of dark humor.

Finally, the Snicklefritz, seemingly exhausted from its playful evasion, settled gently onto the Mad Hatter’s tea table. It looked up at the three Alices, its petals quivering with silent mirth.

The Mad Hatter, who had been observing the entire chase with a cup of tea balanced on his nose, simply looked at the flower. “Well,” he said, “that was rather exhilarating for a Tuesday. Anyone for more cake?”

The Queen of Hearts, having arrived (carried in by two extremely flustered cards), gazed upon the Snicklefritz. It wasn’t quite what she expected – less a majestic bloom, more a mischievous sprite. Yet, as its soft glow filled the air, she felt a strange warmth, a hint of a smile tugging at her usually stern lips.

Sunny Alice, beaming, offered a balloon to the Snicklefritz, which promptly popped it with a joyful burst of glitter. Green Alice, seeing the spontaneous blooming of tiny, radiant flowers in the Snicklefritz’s wake, began to jot down notes about “sustainable happiness ecosystems.” Goth Alice, gazing at the flower’s defiant merriment, whispered, “Perhaps… the void does have a sense of humor.”

And as the sun began to set, casting long, whimsical shadows through the trees, the three Alices, having found the Snicklefritz of Solace, realized that joy, like fashion, moods, and philosophical outlooks, came in many, many shades. Even a little bit of glitter and despair.

 

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Alice Deep in the Jungle

Alice Deep in the Jungle

The humid air of the jungle clung to Alice like a secret, a stark contrast to the familiar, crisp English gardens of her youth. Yet, here she was, not stumbling through a rabbit hole, but walking with purpose on a path of moss-covered stones. The scent of exotic blooms, heavy and sweet, mingled with the earthy aroma of damp soil. Sunlight, fractured into a thousand shimmering beams by the dense canopy, painted shifting patterns on her blue and white mini-dress and the soft leather of her long white boots.

She was no longer the small, curious child who had first tumbled into Wonderland. The years had etched a quiet confidence into her features, a knowing glint in her blue eyes that spoke of countless impossible encounters and challenges overcome. Her long, blonde hair, a silken river, cascaded around her shoulders, catching the golden light.

Above her, iridescent macaws, flashes of sapphire and scarlet, soared between ancient trees draped with lianas, their calls a symphony of the wild. Closer still, oversized hibiscus and bird-of-paradise flowers, rendered in hues too brilliant for any ordinary garden, unfurled their petals in silent welcome. Each leaf, each vine, seemed to pulse with a hidden life, whispering tales of forgotten magic.

Alice paused, a faint, playful smirk touching her lips. The air hummed with serenity, yet she felt the familiar tingle of something extraordinary just beyond her sight. This wasn’t Wonderland, not precisely, but it carried its echoes – the same breathtaking beauty, the same undercurrent of delightful mystery. She wondered which improbable creature she might encounter next, what riddle awaited her in this verdant dreamscape. With a graceful turn, she continued her journey, her boots making soft thuds on the ancient stones, ready for whatever hidden wonders the tropical realm might reveal.

 

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Alice and the Clockwork Garden.

Alice and the Clockwork Garden.
Alice and the Clockwork Garden.
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The city where Alice lived was a place of endless hums and flickers. Towers of glass stretched into the clouds, their reflections looping infinitely in the mirrored streets below. People moved like clock hands, precise, predictable, and always on time. But Alice was different. She collected broken things: cracked lenses, tangled wires, forgotten keys. She said they whispered to her when no one else was listening.
One evening, while exploring the outskirts of the city, she stumbled upon an abandoned greenhouse. Its glass panes were fogged with dust, and vines had crept through the cracks like green veins reclaiming a body. Inside, the air was thick with the scent of rust and wilted petals. In the far corner, half-hidden behind a curtain of ivy, she found a small brass door no taller than her knee. It ticked faintly, as though it had a heartbeat.
When she turned the handle, the world folded, not down, but sideways. The air rippled like water, and she fell through layers of sound and color until she landed softly on a bed of moss that smelled faintly of machine oil.
She stood up and found herself in a garden made entirely of gears and glass. Flowers opened and closed with the precision of pocket watches, their petals clicking in rhythm. The sky above was a swirling clock face, its hands spinning in opposite directions. Bees made of copper buzzed between the flowers, leaving trails of golden dust that shimmered like static.
A signpost nearby spun wildly, its arrows pointing to places that made no sense: “Yesterday,” “The Hour Between,” “Nowhere in Particular,” and “The Place You Forgot.” Alice hesitated, then chose the last one.
The path wound through hedges that whispered secrets in mechanical tones. Every few steps, the ground shifted beneath her feet, rearranging itself like a puzzle. She passed a pond that reflected not her face but a dozen versions of herself, older, younger, smiling, crying, all blinking at different speeds.
A cat made of smoke and mirrors appeared on a branch above her. Its grin flickered like a glitch in a screen.
“Lost again, are you?” it purred.
“I’m not sure I was ever found,” Alice replied.
“Good answer,” said the cat, and its body dissolved into a cloud of static, leaving only the grin behind. The grin blinked once, then vanished too.
Further along, she came upon a tea party set in the middle of a clockwork clearing. The table was long and crooked, covered in teapots that poured themselves and cups that whispered secrets to one another. The host was a clockmaker with a hat full of ticking hands and a monocle that spun like a compass.
“Time’s broken again,” he sighed. “Keeps running backward when no one’s looking.”
Alice peered into one of the teacups and saw her reflection aging and un-aging in rapid succession.
“Maybe time isn’t broken,” she said. “Maybe it’s just tired.”
The clockmaker blinked. “Then perhaps it needs a nap.” He handed her a small silver key. “Take this to the Heart of the Garden. It winds everything that dreams.”
The path to the Heart was not straight. It twisted through forests of glass trees that sang when the wind passed through them. She met a girl made entirely of paper who folded herself into a bird and flew away. She crossed a bridge that whispered her thoughts aloud, embarrassing her with every step. At one point, she found herself walking upside down, the sky beneath her feet and the ground above her head.
When she finally reached the Heart of the Garden, she found a massive clock-tree, its trunk pulsing like a living creature. Its branches were heavy with pendulums, and its roots glowed faintly beneath the soil. In its center was a keyhole, glowing softly. She turned the silver key, and the world exhaled.
For a moment, everything stopped. The gears froze, the bees hung motionless in the air, and even the sky’s hands paused mid-turn. Then, slowly, the world began again, but differently. The ticking softened. The flowers opened wider. The air felt warmer, almost alive.
But something else stirred. From the shadows beneath the clock-tree, a figure emerged, a tall woman with hair made of unraveling ribbons and eyes like shattered glass.
“You’ve wound the Heart,” she said, her voice echoing like a thousand clocks striking midnight. “Do you know what that means?”
Alice shook her head.
“It means the dream wakes up,” the woman whispered. “And dreams don’t like being awake.”
The ground trembled. The flowers began to wilt, their gears grinding to a halt. The sky cracked open, revealing a vast emptiness beyond. The woman smiled, her face fracturing like a mirror.
“Run, little clock,” she said.
Alice ran. The paths twisted and folded, leading her in circles. The cat reappeared, now flickering between shapes, a bird, a shadow, a reflection.
“Which way is out?” she gasped.
“Out?” the cat laughed. “There’s no out. Only through.”
She stumbled back into the greenhouse, gasping for breath. The brass door was gone, replaced by a single flower made of glass, ticking gently in the moonlight. She touched it, and the ticking stopped. The city outside seemed to pause, as if holding its breath.
When she looked at her reflection in the glass, her eyes glimmered faintly, like tiny clock faces, turning in opposite directions. Somewhere deep inside, she could still hear the faint hum of the garden, waiting for her to wind it again.
 

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Baby Hippo and Alice

Baby Hippo and Alice

Alice and the Baby Hippo

Alice once mounted a hippo one day,
Who’d lost his way in a puddle of clay.
He huffed and he snorted and splashed with delight,
While Alice held on with all of her might.

“Faster!” she cried, “to the edge of the sky!”
The hippo just winked with a mud-sparkled eye.
They galloped through rushes and lilies and foam,
Quite certain they’d never find their way home.

Through puddles of puddings and rivers of tea,
They splashed past a fish who was trimming a tree.
A frog waved his bonnet, a duck tipped his hat,
And a snail cried, “Good gracious! She’s riding on that?”

The hippo just chuckled, “I’m only a tot,
But galloping’s easy when you’ve learned the trot.”
And off they went bouncing, through dream upon dream,
Till Alice awoke by a murmuring stream.

Her dress was still damp, her shoes full of sand,
And she whispered, “Next time I shall learn how to land!

 

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