Mary had a ‘little’ lamb so round, so fat and plump,
It tried to follow her everywhere but it couldn’t even jump.
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One day when Mary was not at home it set off in a trot,
Searching all about the place to see just where she’d got.
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Despite it searching everywhere the poor lamb could not see,
That Mary had eloped and gone with Jill’s young Jack, hee, hee.
The Crazymad Writer 