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No Trespassing

No trespassing, that’s what the words read,

No trespassing, it’s what the sign said,

As I approached the gate upon which it was on,

The words, no trespassing, dared me to come on.

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A voice in my head told me to ignore it, that sign,

It said there was something exciting to find,

In the field behind them, gate and its sign,

Are you afraid, the voice asked, or do you think I am lying?

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No, I am not afraid, I answered it back,

My gut feeling, though, tells me to shy away from this tack,

Are you man or a mouse? It said mocking me so,

I am a man, I answered, a man on the go.

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So I climbed over the gate and stepped into that field,

A green, luscious sward that was ever so still,

Seeing nothing at all, there, other than grass,

I wondered, yes wondered, where it was at.

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Suddenly, startlingly, I heard a snort and a wheeze,

Then I saw it, a bull galloping towards me,

So I darted away from it as fast as I could,

And clambered back over that gate made of wood.

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The moral of my story, my scary story, is this,

When out in the country give gates a miss,

Don’t listen to voices inside your head,

Stick to your gut feeling, it’s safer, instead.

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Don’t be Like Sheep

Don’t be like sheep that creep half asleep,

Each and every day of their lives,

Believing what is said, drummed into their heads,

By those in control, selling lies.

Instead, use your head, and question what is said,

By those who think they can guide,

You with dreams, consumer items and things,

To distract you from what is inside,

Inside of us all, potential so tall,

The power of the Universe, it’s true,

So look deep inside and search for the light,

Of Creation; waiting there especially for you.

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as long as you enjoy reading my stories

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I am The Crazymad Writer

Some people say I am crazy…

I tell them I am crazy – and mad

I don’t care WHAT you call me as long as you enjoy reading my stories.

 
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He Thought He Saw…

He thought he saw a politician,

Who lived the perfect life,

He looked again, and saw it was,

A huge, humongous lie .

That’s it, he said, I realise,

The foolishness of life.

It’s a mess

He thought he saw an honest man,

Within the parliament,

He looked again, and saw it was,

Another bloated blimp.

Unless they leave this house,” he said,

There’ll be no hope, I think.”

It’s a real mess!

He thought he saw a banker man,

Who made an honest buck,

He looked again, and saw he was,

Entwined in all the muck.

If I were king, he said,

His head would be on the block.

It’s a terrible mess!

He thought he saw a banker’s clerk,

A man of honest youth,

He looked again, and saw he was,

A succubus forsooth.

If he should stay, he said, for sure,

My savings I will lose.

Crikey, what a mess!

He thought he saw a kangaroo,

Hopping down his street one day,

He looked again, and saw it was,

A banker’s ill gained pay.

Were I to accept this, he said,

It would be a dark, dark day.

Mess, mess, mess!

He though he saw limousine,

With groom and bride, so sweet,

He looked again, and saw it was,

The country on its knees.

We’re lost, he said, the country’s bust,

Kaput, no more, deceased.

Fix the mess!

He though he saw a shaft of light,

That shone through all this gloom,

He looked again, and saw it was,

The cold, reflected moon.

If I were young, he said aloud,

I’d make them swing – and soon!

Get those who are responsible for the mess!

He though he saw a chink of light,

A way from all this mess,

He looked again, and saw it was,

Their New World Order – yes!

Their ways are bad, corrupt, he said

For them, not us, excess.

And when we get them, what are we going to do with them?

He thought he saw the final words,

Inscribed upon a sheet,

He looked again, and saw it was,

Them sweating from the heat.

They thought us fools, he sorely said,

Come on, we’ve lives to lead!

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If THIS is what the New World Order is like, they can keep it!

 

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There was an old elf called Fle

There was an old elf called Fle,

 Who was as happy can be,

 Until one day while alone,

 He fell and broke a bone,

 That’s Fle, with a broken old knee.

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I don’t Like Mondays

It’s Monday; it came so fast,

Monday; I am aghast.

Where are the days? (They flew so fast),

As ever nearer the grave I pass.

If I could have that time again,

Oh, what changes I would make.

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Although my works are primarily aimed at children,

adults also enjoy reading them.  My works include such notables as: 

Tales of the Extraordinary,

The Witches,

Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World,

HARRY ROTTER (she has lost her Magical Marbles),

Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous,

Slug Talk,

The Tales of Beetle About,

Tales of Childhood, volumes 1 and 2,

Horrible Horace,

Stories for Boys,

The Three Faerie Sisters,

Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,

The Fog,

Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,

Stewed Rhymes,

A Beer in a Burger Bar,

 And a whole lot MORE.

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I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME

AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 

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