I am a poor writer, this is quite true,
Writing my stories for each one of you,
Tales to intrigue entertain and delight,
And I will do it until the day that I die.
If you were to ask me, why do I bother at all?
Competing against Shan Rowling and Dahl,
I would answer; I LOVE it, writing stories each day,
And if I got famous I would appreciate the pay!