Sarah Brightman – La Luna
Author Archives: The Crazymad Writer
Dunking the Mouse
Dunking the Mouse
Dunking the Mouse, Oh, Dunking the Mouse,
What can be better than dunking the Mouse?
Be it with a fine friend like the Rabbit, so stout,
Or on my old lonesome, I love dunking the Mouse.
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I open the pot and stick his head in,
And before he’s awoken he’s half the way in.
With Rabbit a-helping, we finish the job,
Then put the lid on, though Mouse is beginning to sob.
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‘Oh please let me out’, he implore us, so meek,
But why should we do that when the tea tastes so sweet?
‘Oh give me a cup of that heavenly brew’,
Says Rabbit to me, ‘and a jam tart for you’.
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I pour out two cups and we sit down anew,
With the tea and the tarts – and with Mouse in the brew,
Until Alice strolls by, and unsettles our ruse,
Saving Mouse from his fate and us from the noose.
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Merry Christmas – or should that be Merry Princessmas?
Merry Christmas
Or should that be Merry Princessmas?
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Stories for children and young at heart adults.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children,
She didn’t know what to do.
She had no idea,
How to rear them at all,
So she sent them to boarding school,
And then had a ball.
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David Walliams, I ain’t.
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Wee Willie Winkie
Wee Willie Winkie
Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his night gown,
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the locks,
“I’ve lost my keys, my feet are cold,
THERE’S A HOLE IN MY SOCK!”
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Enid Blyton was never like this!
The Crazymad Writer Writes Again 