Merry Christmas
Or should that be Merry Princessmas?
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Stories for children and young at heart adults.
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Stories for children and young at heart adults.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 13, 2013 in Aliens, children's stories, humor, humour, Stories for children
Tags: aliens, flying saucer, greys, UFO
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 13, 2013 in Stories for children
Tags: 90 mph, nostalgia, steam engine, steam loco, the bittern, the mallard
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 12, 2013 in Stories for children
Tags: african music, prince nico, Soulfege, sweet mother
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 12, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories, humor, humour
Tags: ABBA Tribute, Björn Again, Santa Clause
Christmas Time – Mistletoe and Wine
The child is a King, the Caroller sing,
The old is past, there’s a new beginning.
Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
A time for living, a time for believing
A time for trusting, not deceiving,
Love and laughter and joy ever after
hours for the taking, just follow the master.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Silent night, holy night
Its a time for giving, a time for getting,
A time for forgiving and for forgetting.
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,
A time for hating and fighting to cease.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejo
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 11, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories, humor, humour, Stories for children
Tags: Christmas, christmas song, cliff richard, Mistletoe, Mistletoe & Wine, silent night
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children,
She didn’t know what to do.
She had no idea,
How to rear them at all,
So she sent them to boarding school,
And then had a ball.
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David Walliams, I ain’t.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Tags: Boarding school, Gingerbread, rhyme, There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his night gown,
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the locks,
“I’ve lost my keys, my feet are cold,
THERE’S A HOLE IN MY SOCK!”
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Enid Blyton was never like this!
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, Enid Blyton, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Tags: eBooks for children, Enid Blyton, poem, rhyme

Energy-saving light bulbs are so dangerous that everyone must leave the room for at least 15 minutes if one falls to the floor and breaks, a Government department warned yesterday.
The startling alert came as health experts also warned that toxic mercury inside the bulbs can aggravate a range of problems including migraines and dizziness.
And a leading dermatologist said tens of thousands of people with skin complaints will find it hard to tolerate being near the bulbs as they cause conditions such as eczema to flare up.
The Department for Environment warned shards of glass from broken bulbs should not be vacuumed up but instead swept away by someone wearing rubber gloves to protect them from the bulb’s mercury content.
In addition, it said care should be taken not to inhale any dust and the broken pieces should be put in a sealed plastic bag for disposal at a council dump ? not a normal household bin.
None of this advice, however, is printed on the packaging the new-style bulbs are sold in. There are also worries over how the bulbs will be disposed of.
Under new regulations for hazardous waste, councils are obliged to recycle them.
At present, they should be placed in special bins also used for batteries at a council dump. But in future, councils will have to provide a collection service or install special recycling banks for the bulbs.
There are fears that without a proper disposal system, the mercury content could contaminate water supplies.
But disposing of one municipal recycling bin full of bulbs costs about £650 each time, adding to fears of higher council tax bills.
The warnings cast a shadow over Government plans to begin phasing out traditional tungsten lights this month.
Ministers hope that using the more environmentally friendly bulbs will save at least five million tons of carbon dioxide emissions every year.

The bulbs are due to become compulsory in homes in four years. Campaigners are calling for an opt-out so that people with health problems can still use old-style bulbs.
Others are thinking of hoarding the familiar pear-shaped bulbs so that they can keep on using them even after they have disappeared from the shops.
Independent environmental scientist Dr David Spurgeon warned yesterday: “Because these light bulbs contain small amounts of mercury, they could cause a problem if disposed of in a normal bin.
“It is possible that the mercury could be released into the air or from land-fill when they are released into the wider environment. That is a concern, because mercury is a well-known toxic substance.”
And dermatologist Dr John Hawk, told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme that some people already find it difficult to tolerate the fluorescent-strip lighting that is widely used in schools and offices, which works in the same way as the eco-friendly bulbs.
He said: “Fluorescent lights seem to have some sort of ionising characteristic where they affect the air around them.
“This does affect a certain number of people, probably tens of thousands, in Britain, whose ailments flare up just by being close to them.
“Certain forms of eczema ? some of which are very common ? do flare up badly anywhere near fluorescent lights, so these people have to just be around incandescent (old-style) lighting.”
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in Warning - Alert
Tags: Bulb, Compact fluorescent lamp, danger, energy efficient light bulbs, Fluorescent lamp, Incandescent light bulb, Light-emitting diode, mercury, Toxicity, warning
Ring, a ring, a rosies,
A pocketful of posies,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Dancing round the garland,
Children all a’ starving,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Ring, a ring, a rosies,
A pocketful of posies,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Lying in our bedsteads,
Stay there till we’re all dead,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fell down,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fell down.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, rhyme stew, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: rhyme, Ring a Ring o' Roses
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pot of distemper.
Jack saw it first and picked it up,
But Jill came running after.
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“I want that pot!” said Jill so loud,
Jack thought she was a disaster.
“You can have the pot and distemper too!”
He said, pouring it over her head, with laughter.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: children's poems, funny, rhyme, the NEW Roald Dahl
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