After Brexit, what’s Nexit?

The EU is crumbling, falling apart – HURRAY
Castlekock Henry is one horrible cat,
That’s not an opinion, it’s a simple plain fact,
Sleeping all day and hunting all night,
Killing for fun; such a terrible sight,
What can we do to stop this bad cat,
Short of feeding him Prozac or Valium extract?
When will it end we gasp in despair,
As he saunters away for a night of blood air,
It will end, he meows, when I am too old for this route,
Now leave me alone lest I turn my attention to YOU.

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Saint Ignatius RC Primary School (the old one that burned down, that is)
Sunbury on Thames, Middlesex, from 1959 to – 1965
Were these people in your class, and if so can you add to the list?
Charles Whittle
Christine Pereira
Christopher Wood
Bernard Molloy
Robert Cooley
Angela Lee
Marlyn Walters
George Rupniak
Tommy Sutton
Gerrard Wilson
Margaret King
Timothy Moriarty
Plus ???
Please tell me the names of the other people in this, my class, that I cannot remember.
Has anyone got any photos of the old school before it burned down?
If you have information please email it to me. Thanks.
Signed: Gerrard Wilson
I might have forgot!
You might have forgot?
I think I’ve forgot!
You think you’ve forgot?
I know I’ve forgot!
You know you’ve forgot?
What have you forgot?
I’ve forgot!


Donald Trump has made an attempt to join the rest of the world in celebrating the greatest day of the year, Paddy’s Day.
The US president has given his famous “Make America Great Again” an Irish makeover but there is one awkward mistake.
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Did you spot it?
Of course you did, we didn’t spend 12 years at schooling drawing shamrocks for nothing.
The cap seems to display a four-leaf clover on the back, instead of our famous, three-leaf emblem.
Q. How do you sharpen a pencil with a cat?
A. Insert the pencil and then turn the cat.
