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In strokes of night

In strokes of night
In strokes of night, where stars ignite the sky,
Gerard Wilson sits, with a wild, knowing eye.
His hair, a tempest, mirroring the scene,
A mind ablaze, where madness has been.
A quill in hand, his parchment alight,
With tales of shadows and creatures of night.
From raven’s perch to dragon’s dark form,
His thoughts take flight, weathering life’s storm.
Books stacked high, a fortress of lore,
Whispers of worlds, forevermore.
In Van Gogh’s embrace, a soul laid bare,
The crazy-mad writer, beyond all compare.
 

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The Crazymad Writer (Returns!)

The Crazymad Writer (Returns!)

The Crazymad Writer (Returns!)

The Crazymad Writer was back once more,
With feathers for socks and jam on the floor.
He laughed at the kettle, then swallowed a map,
Declared it a Tuesday, and took a long nap.

His pencil was twitching, alive with glee,
It scribbled rude limericks all over his knee.
The wallpaper sighed, the curtains took flight,
And the teapot exploded in sheer delight.

He wrote with a sandwich, edited with jam,
Argued with Oxford about the word “blam!”
His footnotes were riddles, his index a maze,
His glossary danced for several days.

“I’m not mad,” he said with a wink and a shrug,
While whispering secrets into a plug.
“I simply see things the others don’t see—
Like giraffes in the sugar and moons in my tea!”

His desk had grown legs and strolled round the room,
His clock ticked in polka and smelled of perfume.
The typewriter giggled, the ink bottle sneezed,
While he wrestled a comma and shouted, “I’m pleased!”

So next time your spoon tries to quote Baudelaire,
Or your curtains start humming a waltz in the air,
Don’t panic or scream—don’t shout or take flight—
You’ve simply been blessed by the Crazymad Writer’s delight.

 
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Posted by on July 15, 2025 in crazy, crazymad writer

 

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The Crazymad Writer

The Crazymad Writer

The Crazymad Writer

In a tumbledown tower of ink and dreams,
Where nothing is ever quite what it seems,
Lives the Crazymad Writer, pen in hand,
Scribbling truths no one could understand.

He writes on toast, on cats, on air,
With paper hats and electric hair,
His slippers are books, his robe a rhyme,
He juggles with words, and swallows time.

He mutters in riddles, whispers in song,
Argues with commas that do him wrong,
His teacups hold oceans, storms, and tea,
And sometimes a ghost or a spelling bee.

“Reality’s boring!” he says with a grin,
Then peels off the sky and folds it in,
He talks to a chair, and the chair talks back—
They once wrote a sonnet about a yak.

Each story he spins is a curious thread,
Tied to a jellyfish, stitched to the dead,
The moon takes notes as he scribbles away,
And suns rise backwards just for a day.

He’s mad as a lorry that thinks it’s a hat,
But the world would be dull without people like that.
So if ever you find a tale strange and wild,
You’ve met the Crazymad Writer’s child.

 

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Mad Mr Viscous glueing again

Mad Mr Viscous glueing again

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Mad Mr Viscous, the owner of a glue factory, is hell-bent on making his fortune, selling glue made from his secret ingredient – horses. Determined to put a stop to it, Jimmy and his best friend Eric set off on a fantastic adventure, battling witches, warlocks, animalistics – and MAD MR VISCOUS.

In a town, not so distant, where shadows often grew,
Stood a factory tall and eerie, owned by Mad Mr. Viscous, too.
A place where whispers grew to tales of old,
Where children’s feet grew cold, when they were told,
Of the glue that bound the very souls of the town so true.

Mad Mr. Viscous, with his wild cackling laugh,
And eyes that gleamed like a madman’s half-lit staff,
With his apron stained and his hat askew,
He’d stir and mix, brew and cast,
The stickiest glue that ever was.

He’d gather the ingredients under the moon’s pale glow,
In his cauldron of secrets, in his workshop of woe.
Bones of the lost and the tears of the damned,
All to make his potion so grand,
A glue that could hold fast what the world did not know.

The factory chimneys, they’d belch forth a smoke,
Thick and black, like the darkest of jokes,
It wrapped around the town like a shroud,
Silencing the cries of those who’d dared approach,
To the lair of Mad Mr. Viscous, in his glue factory so cloak.

The walls were thick with the whispers of the trapped,
Their cries for help forever enrapt,
In the sticky embrace of the glue so foul,
A prison of despair, a fate so cruel,
Where the lost souls of the town did forever dwell.

He’d catch the town’s secrets, the whispers in flight,
With his glue, he’d bind them tight,
To the pages of his tome of lore,
Where they could speak nevermore,
Forever silenced in the glue factory’s lightless well.

The townsfolk lived in fear, each day anew,
Of the madman and his glue that grew,
They knew not what he sought to achieve,
What twisted plot did he conceive,
In the heart of his factory so fell and fell.

One brave soul, young and bright, did dare,
To venture forth in the moon’s gossamer glare,
With a heart of hope and a sprig of peppermint,
To set the secrets and souls free from their glint,
And to bring an end to the madman’s reign so fell.

In she crept, through the doors of despair,
The smell of amber and fear in the air,
The cauldron bubbled with a witch’s brew,
As Mad Mr. Viscous sang his tune so true,
Oblivious to the girl with the minty flair.

With a touch of the mint to the cauldron’s side,
The glue began to loosen its tie,
The whispers grew louder, the smoke grew thin,
As the souls began to unbind,
From the madness that had held them there.

The secrets flew out, a storm of white,
Their voices now free to take flight,
They soared through the town, a silent scream,
Exposing the lies of the madman’s scheme,
And the truth was revealed to all to see.

Mad Mr. Viscous, his plan unfurled,
Faced the wrath of the souls of the world,
They bound him in his own glue so fast,
In his factory that was now theirs at last,
And the town, once bound, was free and clear.

The chimneys now smoke-free, the air so mild,
The children laugh, their spirits wild,
The glue factory stands, a monument of old,
But now it’s a place of tales so bold,
Where Mad Mr. Viscous’s spirit is forever curled.

So if you’re ever in a town so blue,
Where whispers of the past come through,
Remember the girl with the minty might,
And the madman who lost his fight,
In the glue factory that saw the light of day appear.

 

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The Crazymad Writer Writes Again

The Crazymad Writer Writes Again

In a small attic, dim and tight,

Sat the crazymad writer, lost in night,

With a quill in hand and ink-stained dreams,

He scribbled softly, or so it seems.

By candlelight, his visions danced,

Characters whispered, fate was chanced,

A maiden fair, a knight so bold,

Their tales of wonder slowly unfold.

“Oh, the world! ” he cried, with a wild delight,

“I’ll weave their fates ’til the dawn’s first light! ”

With every stroke, his heart took flight,

In the chaos of words, he found his might.

But voices warned him, shadows crept,

“Beware the stories, the secrets you’ve kept.

For in the ink, there lies a spell,

In the madness, you may dwell. ”

Yet he laughed aloud, for what did he care?

With a wink at the void, he continued to dare,

For the crazymad writer, with passion so bright,

Wrote on through the silence, a fervent night.

At break of dawn, with the sun’s warm rays,

He paused to ponder, lost in a haze.

“The pages I’ve filled, a beautiful sin,

In the madness of writing, I’ve truly begun. ”

So let him be strange, let him roam free,

In the heart of each story, his spirit shall be.

For the crazymad writer, with fervor he sings,

In the tapestry woven, the wild journey brings.

 

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The Crazymad Writer Writes Again

The Crazymad Writer Writes Again

The Crazymad Writer Writes Again. Yes. it is true, I am writing again, in a mad frenzy to tell you all that I know.

 

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Down the Rabbit Hole

Down the Rabbit Hole

[Stanza 1]

Down the rabbit hole she fell,

Alice, with her curious spell,

A whimsical adventure awaits,

In Wonderland, where time abates.

[Stanza 2]

She meets a grinning Cheshire Cat,

Who loves to tease and play with that,

A mad tea party, so absurd,

With the Hatter and Hare, quite absurd!

[Stanza 3]

The Queen of Hearts, so regal and loud,

With flamingos as croquet mallets, how proud!

Off with their heads, she’d shout with glee,

But Alice navigates through cleverly.

[Stanza 4]

Shrinking and growing, oh what a sight,

In this topsy-turvy world, day and night,

With the White Rabbit’s watch in hand,

Alice explores this enchanting Wonderland.

[Stanza 5]

A journey of wonder, strange delight,

With logic defied at every sight,

Alice dances through this dreamy land,

With her imagination forever grand!

 

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