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Mind my Unguarded Brain

Johnny was a barber; he loved his job, he did,
Cutting people’s hair and mowing other wigs.
Until one day he reeled back, shocked by what he saw,
A hole in the head of a customer, a man so old and poor,
Why don’t you go to the doctor? he asked the man out loud,
To get it fixed, filled in quick, that’s what I’d do, he cried,
No, I can’t do that, the old man then answered him,
I’ve had it there for forty years; it’s a part of me, he grinned,
I would miss that hole in my head; he went on to explain,
Please trim my hair but mind my unguarded brain.

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I am not Roald Dahl

It’s the way I tell ’em, so it is!

 

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I’m Not Mad!

I’m not mad; mad, mad, mad,
I’m not mad, not me!
I’m not mad, mad, mad, mad,
I’m not mad, hee hee.
I’M NOT MAD!
We’ll, not so much that anyone would notice, would they?

I am not Roald Dahl

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There once was a man all alone

There once was a man all alone,
Spent his time chatting on the phone,
Trying to find a kind ear,
Someone to listen, not glare,
At his ever so big, hairy nose.

I am NOT Roald Dahl

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Posted by on March 30, 2015 in free ebooks

 

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Horrible Horace

Horrible Horace Flies a Kite

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Posted by on March 26, 2015 in free ebooks

 

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Horrible Horace and Tinkering Tommy

Horrible Horace and Tinkering Tommy

step inside the spooky air-raid shelter

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Posted by on March 12, 2015 in free, free ebooks, humor, humour

 

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Horrible Horace and the very old Motor Bike

Crash, bang, wallop, the ancient motor bike fell to pieces

Horrid henry? No, he's Horrible Horace, and he's in a free eBook especially for you.

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Posted by on March 12, 2015 in free ebooks

 

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Horrible Horace – a FREE eBook you can download today

Horrible Horace flies a kite

Horrid Henry

 
 

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Miss Battle-Scars and Horrible Horace

Horrible Horace meets Miss Battle-Scars

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Posted by on February 12, 2015 in free ebooks

 

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