There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children,
She didn’t know what to do.
She had no idea,
How to rear them at all,
So she sent them to boarding school,
And then had a ball.
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David Walliams, I ain’t.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Tags: Boarding school, Gingerbread, rhyme, There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his night gown,
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the locks,
“I’ve lost my keys, my feet are cold,
THERE’S A HOLE IN MY SOCK!”
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Enid Blyton was never like this!
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, Enid Blyton, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Tags: eBooks for children, Enid Blyton, poem, rhyme
Ring, a ring, a rosies,
A pocketful of posies,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Dancing round the garland,
Children all a’ starving,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Ring, a ring, a rosies,
A pocketful of posies,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Lying in our bedsteads,
Stay there till we’re all dead,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fell down,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fell down.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, rhyme stew, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: rhyme, Ring a Ring o' Roses
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pot of distemper.
Jack saw it first and picked it up,
But Jill came running after.
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“I want that pot!” said Jill so loud,
Jack thought she was a disaster.
“You can have the pot and distemper too!”
He said, pouring it over her head, with laughter.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: children's poems, funny, rhyme, the NEW Roald Dahl
A story for children and young at heart adults
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: children, Children's literature, david wa, Fiction, Online Writing, roald dahl, the NEW Roald Dahl
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, Harry Potter, Harry Rotter, humor, humour, Stories for children
Tags: eBooks for children, harry potter, harry rotter, stories for children
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas Stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, Tales of Childhood, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Alice in Wonderland, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Christmas, download, ebooks, eBooks for children, the NEW Roald Dahl
Stories for children and young at heart adults
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas Stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Christmas, download, ebooks, eBooks for children, Reading, the NEW Roald Dahl
“Come into my parlor,
said the Spider to the Fly;
the place is very comfy,
the ceiling nice and high.
Your wings could do with leisure,
they look quite beat to me
come in and fill your measure
of jam and toast for tea.”
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“Thank you kindly, Spider,
the simple Fly replied,
(the empty tum inside ‘er,
helping her decide)
“I’d love some jammy munchies
it’s been a long hard day
and have you any crunchies,
to go with my entree?
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The Spider smiled all nectarine,
and promised goo galore
“As much as you have ever seen,
you’ll never wish for more.”
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The Spider kept his promise,
the Fly could only wail
“Oh why did I so misconstrue
the meaning of your tale?
I should have guessed quite easily,
the menu of the day;
but here I land so queesily,
smack in the old puree.
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Which only goes to show anew
that smiles are mostly thin
and if a Spider welcomes you
you should never trust his grin…
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 5, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, poems
Tags: fly, poem, spider, The Spider and the Fly (poem)
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 3, 2013 in Australia, Christmas, humor, humour, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Brisbane, buses, celebration, Christmas, happy christmas, merry christmas, special buses, xmas
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