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An American in Ireland

An American in Ireland

An American in Ireland

In a pub where the shamrocks all grow,
An American burst in with a glow.
He sipped on his stout,
Then let out a shout,
“The Guinness here’s better than snow!”

With a hat made of tweed on his head,
He danced like he’d just seen the dead.
The locals all laughed,
While he stumbled and quaffed,
“Is it me or this whiskey so red?”

He tried to say “sláinte” with flair,
But tripped over his own long hair.
Yet with every bad pun,
And each joke he had spun,
He filled up the room with good cheer!

an american man enjoying himself in ireland

 
 

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A Boy Named Paul

There once was a boy named Paul,

Who wanted to get away from it all,

So he took up sea swimming and set off one evening,

Now he’s nowhere at all,

A shark or something horrible probably ate him.

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Posted by on August 3, 2016 in humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There once was a mouse quite sweet

There once was a mouse quite sweet,
That scuttled down a dark street,
Then if fell down a hole,
And broke its big toe,
The mouse with clumsy lead feet.

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Posted by on March 30, 2015 in funny story, Limerick

 

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There once was a dog quite bold

There once was a dog quite bold,
That thought it was fun to hold,
Little cats by the tail,
Then it exhaled a LOUD wail,
With a bloody and very sore nose.

I am not Roald Dahl

 
 

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There once was a country called Twerp

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There once was a country called Twerp,

That did all it could to usurp,

Other countries and states,

But all it created was hate,

What a silly old country is Twerp.

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Posted by on September 11, 2014 in funny story, Limerick, news, poems

 

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There once was a country called Pong

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There once was a country called Pong,

That thought it could do nothing wrong,

It spent all its days,

Making others afraid,

Phew, what a terrible PONG!

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Posted by on September 11, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There was a country called Zong

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There was a country called Zong,

That thought it could never be wrong.

Despite all it tried, propaganda and lies,

It couldn’t be anything but wrong.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in Limerick, news

 

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There once was a country called Big

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There once was a country called Big,

That cared not for anyone; not a fig,

It spent all its days,

Making other countries afraid,

Big, the country; what a frig.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There once was a country called Zie

There once was a country called Zie,
That knew only how to lie,
It lied all the way,
To the end of its days,
Now it’s gone to heaven on high.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There once was a country called Maul

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There once was a country called Maul,
That wanted to keep and have it all,
They thought it was fun,
Keeping other countries down,
That fool of a country called Maul.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in Limerick, poems, politics

 

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