There was a donkey named Fred,
Who got his lady friend, a zebra, into bed.
Several months later on Donkra was born,
And Fred gasped, was it something I said?
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There was a donkey named Fred,
Who got his lady friend, a zebra, into bed.
Several months later on Donkra was born,
And Fred gasped, was it something I said?
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on March 4, 2014 in humor, humour
Tags: children's poems, funny, funny poem
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pot of distemper.
Jack saw it first and picked it up,
But Jill came running after.
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“I want that pot!” said Jill so loud,
Jack thought she was a disaster.
“You can have the pot and distemper too!”
He said, pouring it over her head, with laughter.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: children's poems, funny, rhyme, the NEW Roald Dahl