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Donkra

There was a donkey named Fred,

Who got his lady friend, a zebra, into bed.

Several months later on Donkra was born,

And Fred gasped, was it something I said?

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Posted by on March 4, 2014 in humor, humour

 

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Jack and Jill went up the Hill

Jack and Jill went up the Hill

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

To fetch a pot of distemper.

Jack saw it first and picked it up,

 But Jill came running after.

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“I want that pot!” said Jill so loud,

Jack thought she was a disaster.

“You can have the pot and distemper too!”

He said, pouring it over her head, with laughter.

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