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Fifty Shades of Grey …..Hair

Fifty Shades of Grey …..Hair

By John Summers (a really great bloke).

The missus bought a
Paperback down Mumbles, Saturday,
I had a look in to her bag;
T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Fifty shades of gray


Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
And, one hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.


In her left hand, she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.


Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.


Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things they went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!


She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and
Said that I must dominate her!!


Now if you knew our Doris,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
From our last complaint, I uttered.


She stood there nude, all naked like;
Bent forward just a bit…
I went to hold her sensuously,
And stood on her left tit!


Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!


Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say, my jet black hair,
Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.



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Albert Einstein Talks About Aliens

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