Is this Harry Potter’s Ford Anglia,
The one he drove so carelessly,
The car he almost destroyed,
In an evil, swirling tree?
Or is it another Ford Anglia,
Protected, cosseted, well cared,
A car, discreet and so boring,
An entirely different affair?
Look at its gleaming paintwork,
And chrome so shiny and new,
No, this is not Harry Potter’s Ford Anglia,
Though, I wish it were mine – I certainly do!