I am Gerrard T Wilson, The Crazymad Writer of children’s stories.
Although my works are primarily aimed at children, adults can and, indeed do,
read them with as much interest and excitement. I like to think that my work
has a universal appeal, spanning the generations, the sexes and even the
continents. I have written so many stories, including ‘Tales of the Extraordinary’
(short stories with a unique, sometimes chilling appeal), ‘Ali-bonkers’,
‘Fizzy Cherry Cola’, and ‘The Witches’, also ‘Forget the Celebrities –
Read about My Crazy Life’ (weird and bizarre tales from my absolutely
crazy-mad life), ‘Alice in Wonderland on Top of the World’ (a follow on story
to Alice in Wonderland, and Through the Looking Glass), ‘HARRY ROTTER
(she’s a girl and a bad one at that), and ‘Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad
Mr Viscous’ (Jimmy is trying to stop Mr Viscous from rendering the
horses into GLUE). I also wrote ‘Nursery Rhymes – MY CRAZYMAD WAY’
(my own unique slant on some familiar rhymes), ‘My CRAZYMAD Poems’
(a collection of strange, oddball, oftentimes bizarre poems, including
‘Are you Normal?’, ‘Conkers Bonkers’, ‘Louco’s Preferred Drink’,
‘Sparky Parents’ , and ‘I’m NOT Mad’). There is also ‘Bolf’
(a Troll whose idea of a having good time is eating empty cigarette packets!).
You will also read about ‘Fle’ (an extremely old elf who lives in a fertilizer mine),
‘Fairy Tales’ including ‘The Three Faerie Sisters’, the ‘Little Brown Frog’, and
‘A Christmas Story’. Next up is ‘God, dog and Beelzebub’ (what (what on earth
can that be about?), ‘Greengrocer Jack and the Talking Cabbages’ (trying to stop
a giant Yam from taking over the world), ‘Poor Jane’, and ‘A Punt across the
Thames’ (I almost drowned that day!). Last, but certainly not least, I also
wrote Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU’, a series (three quadrilogies)
featuring the oddball Outlanders, Wot and Nott.
Instead of giving your child that extra toy for his or her birthday, a book is a
far better option. Preferably one of mine, I am sure they will treasure it long
after their toys are abandoned at the back of that dusty old wardrobe.
Signed: The Crazymad Writer – ARRRGH.
The Crazymad Writer 