Trick or treat us this night, It’s Halloween, we say,

Trick or treat us this night, With goodies, we pray,

Like candy and cola and pieces of fruit,

Trick or treat us this night, You silly old coot.

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I will not give you a thing, You nasty young tykes,

Go away, leave me be, It’s late in the night,

You should be home, in your beds,

Not here by my door, Be off you little scruffs,

I am closing my door.

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Trick or treat us this night,

This is your last chance,

Trick or treat us this night,

Don’t take that vile stance,

Give us goodies – so fine,

Like candy, just give,

Trick or treat us this night,

You silly old twit.

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I warned you already,

Now here is my boot,

Take that and that,

You spiteful young brutes,

And if you dare try,

To trick me this night,

I will kick you some more,

I tell you no lie.

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Trick or treat us this night,

You had your last chance,

Now we trick you this night,

Despite your brave stance,

Abracadabra,

You are under our spell,

And will give some treats,

Sure, Halloween is so swell.