Last weekend my wife said I had too much home brew in my shed, and that I should tip some out.
Not wanting to cause a domestic, I agreed, and set to the task.
However I did not see the sense in wasting it all so I decided that I would tip every second bottle and drink the other.
So, I opened the first bottle and tipped it down the sink. Then I opened the 2nd and drank it.
Then I opened the next bottle and tipped it down the sink, and drank the next bottle. I repeated this 5 times.
Than I unbottled the next open and sinked it down the drink. I then bottled the next drank.
Then I opened the next sink, drank the bottle and poured the tip down the beer.
Next, as the neighbour’s house went past. I opened the next drink and tipped the bottle down the pour.
Next I opened the neighbours house, which I tipped down the sink and bottled the next drank.
I then counted the neighbour’s house, which was three, tipped the beer down the bottle and drank the sink.
Next I opened the sink, which I drank, and poured the neighbour’s house down the bottle.
Some tinkle may peep that I am under the appelince of incahol, which is aslutlee pot nossible.
However I fool so feelish cos the drunker I sit here the longer I get and I do not know who is me.
One among Many
February 15, 2015 at 12:37 am
me like, a true inspiration 🙂