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Posted by on December 1, 2018 in beer, flip book, free, free ebooks

 

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Beer, beer, good for the heart

Last weekend my wife said I had too much home brew in my shed, and that I should tip some out.

Not wanting to cause a domestic, I agreed, and set to the task.

However I did not see the sense in wasting it all so I decided that I would tip every second bottle and drink the other.

So, I opened the first bottle and tipped it down the sink. Then I opened the 2nd and drank it.

Then I opened the next bottle and tipped it down the sink, and drank the next bottle. I repeated this 5 times.

Than I unbottled the next open and sinked it down the drink. I then bottled the next drank.

Then I opened the next sink, drank the bottle and poured the tip down the beer.

Next, as the neighbour’s house went past. I opened the next drink and tipped the bottle down the pour.

Next I opened the neighbours house, which I tipped down the sink and bottled the next drank.

I then counted the neighbour’s house, which was three, tipped the beer down the bottle and drank the sink.

Next I opened the sink, which I drank, and poured the neighbour’s house down the bottle.

Some tinkle may peep that I am under the appelince of incahol, which is aslutlee pot nossible.

However I fool so feelish cos the drunker I sit here the longer I get and I do not know who is me.

 
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Posted by on February 14, 2015 in funny story

 

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I love to have a beer with Duncan

I love to have a beer with Duncan

Lyrics by Slim Dusty

I love to have a beer with Duncan
I love to have a beer with Dunc.
We drink in moderation
And we never ever ever get rollin’ drunk
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Duncan
‘Cause Duncan’s me mate, yeah

I love to have a beer with Colin
I love to have a beer with Col.
We drink in moderation
And it doesn’t really matter if he brings his doll
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Colin
‘Cause Colin’s me mate, mm-mm-mm

I love to have a beer with Kevin
Oh I love to have a beer with Kev.
We drink in moderation
And he drives me home in his big old Chev.
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Kevin
‘Cause Kevin’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Patrick
I love to have a beer with Pat
We drink in moderation
And it wouldn’t really matter if the beer was flat
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Patrick
‘Cause Patrick’s me mate – Change key

I love to have a beer with Robert
I love to have a beer with Bob
We drink in moderation
Just one more and back on the job
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Robert
‘Cause Robert’s me mate

I love to have a beer with Duncan
Oh I love to have a beer with Dunc.
We drink in moderation
And we never ever ever get rollin’ drunk
We drink at the Town and Country
Where the atmosphere is great
I love to have a beer with Duncan
‘Cause Duncan’s me mate.

 

 
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Posted by on July 7, 2014 in Australia, Song

 

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