Cat,
Dog,
Fight,
Slog,
Loser,
Winner,
Meow.

Cat,
Dog,
Fight,
Slog,
Loser,
Winner,
Meow.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 28, 2017 in castleknck, cat
Q. How do you sharpen a pencil with a cat?
A. Insert the pencil and then turn the cat.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 28, 2017 in castleknck, cat
Fat cat, sat, squashed rat.
THE END

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 28, 2017 in castleknck, cat
Tags: castleknock, castleknock cat, henry, rat
I am not a bad cat, I am not, no no!
I am not a bad cat, haven’t you heard?
The bird that is dead wasn’t killed by me,
I am not a bad cat, now where is my tea?

*****

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 28, 2017 in castleknck, cat
Tags: castleknock, castleknock cat, henry
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 24, 2017 in Uncategorized
I’m Henry the cat,
A Castleknock fact,
The cat that’s really a rat,
Spending my days lazing away,
And killing for sport ‘till I’m jacked,
If you think I’m not nice,
That is not my concern.
But remember you this if you please,
I am Castleknock Henry,
Henry the cat, enjoying myself ‘till I die.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 24, 2017 in castleknck, cat
Tags: castleknock, cat, dublin cat, fact, henry
It’s not a tank top, it’s not, no no!
It’s not a tank top, please let it go,
It’s a slipover and I love it so much,
My wonderful slipover, why all the fuss?

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 23, 2017 in funny story
Henry is a horrible cat,
That’s not an opinion, it’s a simple, plain fact,
Sitting all day, doing little at all,
Just eating and sleeping and farting for sport.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 21, 2017 in castleknck, cat, funny story, horrible cat
Tags: castleknock, farting cat
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 16, 2017 in Uncategorized
I am Castleknock Brutus, a dog, you know,
I am Castleknock Brutus, now where did he go,
That pipsqueak, that thing that calls itself cat,
Where is he at; I want Henry the cat!
I want to kill him, Brutus growled, then eat him up,
That thing, that Henry, that calls itself cat,
When I get hold of him, I will never let go,
Until he is finished and lost his cat soul.
I am here, dog Brutus, I am here before you,
Said the cat called Henry, do you think it not true?
I am not sacred of you, you silly old moo,
You won’t get me, I am going to get you!
Ha ha, barked Brutus, ha ha, he barked,
What a twat you are and not very smart,
To think you are able to do such a thing,
I am laughing so much I am almost choking.
Just then, cat Henry leapt high in the air,
And landed on Brutus who got quite a scare,
Biting hard on his neck he went for broke,
And severed the jugular; Brutus never awoke.
The moral of this, my tale of intrigue,
Is never believe the lies you preach,
Others can, despite what you think,
Finish you off before you can blink.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 15, 2017 in castleknck, cat
Tags: brutus, castleknock, cat, Dog, henry