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Weirdo Cat

Castleknock Henry, is a cat that is fat,

It’s fatter than fat, a cat that’s so fat,

It cannot get into its home natural way,

Neither door or by window, I tell you, I say.

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It enters its home via the roof,

The chimney above the chosen route,

Landing below in a cloud of black soot,

It meows, mama, it have landed, forsooth.

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Gazing at it in anger and dismay,

Its mama cried out, you have ruined my day,

Destroyed the hard work I put into this place,

Making it nice my suppers and dates,

I should have listened to Ged; he warned me about you,

Weirdo cat be away I want no more of you!

 

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