If Trump was a cat, he would be ever so fat,
Fatter than fat, it’s true
A strut around prat, annoying old gnat,
A doddering, silly old moo.
Monthly Archives: November 2017
Shifting Sands
A woman and a man with children very grand,
Lived a life of ease, I truly say,
Then the woman and the man passed away; shifting sands,
Now their children rarely see each other nowadays,
What is wrong with them, you ask, have they not grasped,
The why and wherefore we are here on earth; the way,
We should offer love and kind and always bear in mind,
That we are treading on the soil but for short a stay.
Brexit means Brexit
Brexit means Brexit.
What can you mean?
Brexit means Brexit.
You are awful mean,
To think you could leave the EU, superb,
I say Brexit you too, you are so absurd.
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Brexit means Brexit.
Not YOU again.
Brexit means Brexit.
You are not our friends,
To set out on a path, a self-centered act,
I say Brexit you too, you horrible prats.
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Brexit means Brexit,
We mean what we say,
Brexit means Brexit,
We will see far better days,
Goodbye to the EU, its time is near gone,
Brexit is such a wonderful song.
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Happy Christmas, in advance.
Alice in Wonderland Christmas
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I’m Henry the Cat, a Castleknock Fact
I’m Henry the cat,
A Castleknock fact,
A cat that’s really a rat,
Spending my days lazing away,
While killing for sport ‘till I’m jacked,
If you think I’m not nice,
That is not my concern.
But remember you this if you please,
I am Castleknock Henry,
Henry the cat, enjoying myself ‘till I die.
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Happy Christmas, in advance.
Alice in Wonderland Christmas
Yet another free eBook, from me to you
Skewed Rhymes
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Happy Christmas, in advance.
Alice in Wonderland Christmas
Yet another free eBook, from me to you
Why wait For Christmas?
From the story, the free eBook, Alice in Wonderland Christmas.
Why wait For Christmas?
Why wait for Christmas when you can have it every day,
Be it June or September, March, April or May.
The thing to remember is not the date or day,
But the feeling that goes behind it, so share it right away.
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Enjoy your time for living; enjoy your time on earth,
A time for celebration, a chance to spend in mirth,
Each day will go brightly as you strike out forth,
And all of this made possible because of the virgin birth.
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Why wait for Christmas when you can have it every day,
Be it June or September, March, April or May.
The thing to remember is not the date or day,
But the feeling that goes behind it, so share it right away.
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Christmastime is Nowhere at all
Christmastime is Nowhere at all
From the story, Alice in Wonderland Christmas
Christmastime is nowhere at all,
It’s nowhere at all, if it’s not in your heart.
If it’s not in your wishes, right there from the start,
Christmastime is nowhere at all.
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Christmastime, a time to be glad,
A time to rejoice in all that you have,
But let us remember this time of good cheer,
Is also a time to erase every fear.
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Christmastime is nowhere at all,
It’s nowhere at all, if it’s not in your heart.
If it’s not in your wishes, right there from the start,
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Christmastime is nowhere at all.
Christmastime, it’s a time to be glad,
It a time to rejoice in all that you have,
But let us remember this time of good cheer,
Is a time to share blessings, this is my prayer.
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Free eBook – Garlic and Stink Bomb
I am a poor writer; this is quite true, writing stories for each one of you. Tales to intrigue, entertain and mystify. That’s me, The Crazymad Writer, and I’ll do it until I die.
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Once upon a time, there lived a troll called Garlic. He was not a happy troll; in fact, he was the most dejected troll you could have the misfortune of meeting. How could he have been happy, when he had what he believed was the worst name in the entire troll world? read this story and see what happened to him. It’s a hoot.
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