There once was a man all alone,
Spent his time chatting on the phone,
Trying to find a kind ear,
Someone to listen, not glare,
At his ever so big, hairy nose.

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There once was a man all alone,
Spent his time chatting on the phone,
Trying to find a kind ear,
Someone to listen, not glare,
At his ever so big, hairy nose.

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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 8, 2020 in funny story
Tags: funny story
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story

An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story.

A brand-new Alice in Wonderland story.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 3, 2020 in Christmas songs, Christmas Stories, Christmas story
Tags: a christmas wish
Time does not exist
The Crazymad Writer Writes Again
Time does not exist,
Ah, but here’s the twist,
It’s always NOW.
No before or then,
No happy ever after,
For mice and men.
It’s NOW,
It has always been NOW,
Before and after,
Is just a silly dream.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 4, 2020 in Uncategorized
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 4, 2020 in Uncategorized

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 27, 2020 in free, free ebooks
Tags: free ebooks, St. Capitolina
On October 26, 1881, the Earp brothers face off against the Clanton-McLaury gang in a legendary shootout at the O.K. Corral in Tombstone, Arizona.

Free eBook downloads at amazon.com


Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 26, 2020 in news

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 25, 2020 in tullow
She used a specially-made barrel on 24 October 1901. Annie Edson Taylor (October 24, 1838 – April 29, 1921) was an American schoolteacher who,
on her 63rd birthday, October 24, 1901, became the first person to survive a trip over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 24, 2020 in Niagara Falls
Tags: barrel, Niagara Falls, woman
The price of gas increased by 400% and there were long queues at Gas Stations during the 1973 Oil Crisis.
The crisis was caused by the war in the Middle East and OPEC deciding to cut oil supplies as a way of forcing the rest of the world to stop support for Israel.


Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 23, 2020 in ebooks, free, free ebooks
Tags: free, free ebooks
In the Gregorian calendar 70 days remain until the end of the year.

Gregorian calendar 2020
and, remember, before it we have CHRISTMAS.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 22, 2020 in Gregorian calendar
Tags: 2020, Gregorian calendar 2020
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