Danny Browne had many noses,
It’s the truth, so many poses.
He forgot to breathe, both in and out,
Now he’s dead, the silly lout.
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Porridge
Porridge, porridge, good for your bones,
Bones, bones, good for your bones.
Eat it up; it’ll do you good,
Do you good, good, good, good.
Look at it now; it’s so fine to eat,
It’s so fine and good, it is a treat.
A Boy Named Paul
There once was a boy named Paul,
Who wanted to get away from it all,
So he took up sea swimming and set off one evening,
Now he’s nowhere at all,
A shark or something horrible probably ate him.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Potter, Harry Potter, are you sure that it’s so,
His title, that label, or are you having a go,
At me, your poor servant, a man dearthly low?
Harry Potter is such a Rotter
Harry Rotter, for sure.
Del Boy Potter
Del Boy Potter, are you sure that is right?
Del Boy Potter, oh, what a fright,
To think that he could be a Wizard of tricks,
Del Boy Potter, is a concept quite sick!
Mystic Cola
Mystic Cola, powerful might,
Thunderous magic, hidden from sight,
Disguised by a treat, sugary and sweet,
A shortcut to enlightenment,
The Cryptic Agenda decree.
If this has you thinking,
You would like some of that,
Visit their temple and study their track,
But watch out for that bottle once it’s uncorked,
Lest you are drawn to its magic and inside it are caught!
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The EU is no good
The EU is no good,
Chop it up for firewood,
And if it don’t burn,
Pour on some PETROL,
And have some fun.
If the EU were to create a camel…
If the EU were to create a camel
it would undoubtedly have 28 humps
or 29 or 30 or 31 or…
EU madness, for sure
YIPPEE it’s Independence Day!
Ole ole ole
Britain voted to leave the EU today!
Brexit AOK
June 23rd Independence Day
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I am a mad writer; this is quite true,
Writing stories for each one of you,
Tales to intrigue, entertain and mystify,
That’s me, the mad writer; I’ll do it ’til I die.
If you were to ask me, why do I bother at all?
Competing against Rowling, Shan and Roald Dahl,
I would say that I love it, writing each day,
And if I happen to get famous would appreciate the pay!
The Fog,
Ali-bonkers,
The Witches,
Alice in Wonderland Christmas,
HARRY, oh she is a Rotter!
Mad Mr Viscous,
Slug Talk,
Beetle About,
Horrible Horace,
The Three Faerie Sisters,
Bertie the beetle,
Bolf,
The Circus of Grotesques,
Cracks in the Pavement,
Danger is my Middle Name,
The School Fete,
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About the E.U. But Were Afraid to Ask,
Hobnail Boots,
I Fell Down a Waterfall,
Christmas: A Carol Betwixt,
Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,
Skewed Rhymes,
A Beer in a Burger Bar,
And a whole lot MORE!!!
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