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FREE EBOOKS FOR ALL, that's what I say, FREE EBOOKS FOR ALL, courtesy of ME, The Crazymad Writer. Stories for children and young at heart adults. And remember, my eBooks are FREE FREE FREE!

A Cuddly Koala

I am a koala, it said smiling at her,
A cuddly koala, you can tell by my fur,
My paws and claws give also a hint,
And the smile on my face is significant.

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I can see by your fur, Alice answered, I do,
And also your paws and claws; it’s true,
But the look on your face has me all in a whirl,
A smiling koala is alien to this girl.

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Still smiling at Alice, the koala replied,
You’d never believe me; you’d think I had lied,
If the smile on my face was gone; it’s the truth,
No one would believe in this koala, forsooth.

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Without offering Alice the chance to reply,
The marsupial went on with his horrible lie,
Creeping closer and closer, until ever so near,
He pounced, lashed out, and cut her left ear.

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Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,
Alice said, I was such a sad clown,
To have listened to you, an animal smiler,
Take that, and that, you horrible liar!

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Wonderland – gone MAD.

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I am not Roald Dahl

 

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House for sale

House for sale in Australia

Needs some TLC

Australian house

 
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Posted by on August 2, 2015 in Australia

 

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Ten Golden Groats

Ten Golden Groats

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Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU

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Posted by on July 31, 2015 in free, free ebooks

 

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Keep Calm – It’s Monday!

Keep Calm – It’s Monday!

I am not Roald Dahl

It’s Monday; it came so fast,
Monday; I am aghast.
Where are the days? (They flew so fast),
As closer to the grave I pass.
If I could have that time again,
What changes I would make.

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ARRRRGH!

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Posted by on July 28, 2015 in Keep Calm

 

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If you had only 48 hours to spend $72.2 Million, what would you do?

 
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Posted by on July 27, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

Keep Calm – The Troika are Coming!

Panic Stations

The Troika are Coming!

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Keep Calm

The Troika are Coming!

 
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Posted by on July 21, 2015 in Warning - Alert

 

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Ireland 1974 – Tina Reynolds – Cross your Heart (Preview Video)

Ireland’s 1974 Eurovision song contest entry – Cross Your heart. Sung by Tina Reynolds.

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Tina Reynolds – Cross your Heart

Ireland Eurovision Song Contest Entry

Look at all of the wonderful classic cars!

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Welcome to Queensland, The Sunshine State.

Winter snows in Australia.

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A very rare sight indeed.  Snow in Queensland, Australia. We may have to start rethinking our slogan of being the Sunshine state….to the snow state.

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Posted by on July 17, 2015 in Australia, queensland, snow

 

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Keep Calm – It’s A Skoda!

Keep Calm – It’s A Skoda!

Skoda at the Crazymad Writer's blog

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Posted by on July 17, 2015 in humor, humour, Keep Calm

 

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I am NOT Roald Dahl!

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I am not Roald Dahl, I am not that man,
I am not Roald Dahl; it’s not a part of my plan,
The poor man is dead, as dead as can be,
I am not that man, now where is my tea?

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