There once was a man all alone,
Spent his time chatting on the phone,
Trying to find a kind ear,
Someone to listen, not glare,
At his ever so big, hairy nose.
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There once was a man all alone
Leyland Princess 40th Anniversary
Austin/Leyland Princess, forty years young today
Thursday 26th March 2015
Horrible Horace
Horrible Horace Flies a Kite
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Osteoarthritis of the Metatarsocuneiform joint
REMOVAL OF METATARSOCUNEIFORM JOINT EXOSTOSIS
Before and after photos
Has anyone reading this got any first-hand experience
of having this procedure done on them?
Summer Coke
Summer time and the living is easy…
HECK, THAT’S NO WAY TO BE ENJOYING YOURSELF!
Get up, off your butt! Yes – YOU!
See this bottle? You do? God, I thought you’d NEVER see it!
Well, pick it up and drink its contents!
Pardon? You want to know what it contains?
You’ve blown it.
Go away, you creep.
I’ll find someone else, someone more deserving than you.
Summer time and the living is easy…
What on earth was all that about?
Let me explain…
I’m the crazymad writer,
The crazymad writer today.
I’m the crazymad writer,
The crazymad writer, hey hey!
You may think that I’m not serious,
And I might even agree,
But I’m still the crazymad writer,
The crazymad writer, hee hee.
Now do you understand?
There isn’t anything to understand.
I’m crazy, crazymad and bonkers, to boot!
Summer Fun,
Summer Sun,
Summer Coke.
Coca Cola Life
I had my first taste of Coca Cola Life yesterday,
and, in my humble opinion, it tasted like a cheap,
watered down version of Coca Cola.
Coca Cola Life – nil points.
St George’s Day is coming…
St George’s Day in England remembers St George, England’s patron saint. The anniversary of his death, which is on April 23, is seen as England’s national day. According to legend, he was a soldier in the Roman army who killed a dragon and saved a princess.
St George’s Day used to be a national holiday in England. It is now an observance that is celebrated with parades, dancing and other activities. Flags with the image of St George’s cross are flown on some buildings, especially pubs, and a few people wear a red rose on their lapel. Church services on the Sunday closest to April 23 often include the hymn ‘Jerusalem’, written by the poet William Blake. The words describe a supposed visit to Glastonbury, England, by Jesus Christ during his youth.
St George was born sometime around the year 280 in what is now Turkey. He was a soldier and rose up through the ranks of the Roman army, eventually becoming a personal guard to the Emperor Diocletian. He was executed for being a Christian on April 23, 303, and is buried in the town of Lod in Israel.
St George is most widely known for slaying a dragon. According to legend, the only well in the town of Silene was guarded by a dragon. In order to get water, the inhabitants of the town had to offer a human sacrifice every day to the dragon. The person to be sacrificed was chosen by lots. On the day that St George was visiting, a princess had been selected to be sacrificed. However, he killed the dragon, saved the princess and gave the people of Silene access to water. In gratitude, they converted to Christianity. It is thought that the dragon represents a certain type of pagan belief that included the sacrifice of human beings.
St George’s Day was once celebrated as widely as Christmas. But the celebrations waned by the end of the 18th century after England had united with Scotland on May 1, 1707. In recent times, there has been a push, involving campaigns and petitions, to make the day a public holiday in England.
St George is the patron saint of a number of other places, such as Bulgaria, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, Portugal and Russia
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