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The Sweet – Co Co

16 Jun

Co-Co would dream of dancing
At midnight beneath the stars
‘Cos when it comes to dancing
Co-Co’s a star

He danced in a ring of fire
That circled the island shore
And as the flames got higher
They’d all call for more and more

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chika-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Across the silver water
The sound of the island drums
Echoing Co-Co’s laughter
Yeah, Co-Co’s the one

He moves with the cool of moonlight
Under a tropic sky
Then into the morning sunlight
He’d still hear them cry and cry

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, Co-Co
Ho-chi-ka-ka-ho, go go Co-Co

Songwriters
CHAPMAN, MICHAEL DONALD / CHINN, NICHOLAS BARRY

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Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

 
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Posted by on June 16, 2015 in musical, Song

 

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I had a little sock tree

15 Jun

I had a little sock tree
Nothing would it bear,
But some little red socks,
And what a scruffy pair.

*

The queens of England’s son,
Came to visit me,
All because of
My little sock tree.

*

When he saw my sock tree,
And the scruffy pair.
He staggered back, aghast,
At the colour, rare.

*

He said, they are fine socks,
I must have them – I must,
How much do you want,
For the pair, he asked.

*

I told him that my socks,
Are not for sale – are not,
He replied, I must have them,
I’ll pay a pretty bob.

*

How much will you pay?
I asked, intrigued, a bit,
He said, I’ll pay ten thousand pounds,
Here they are, I said.

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Posted by on June 15, 2015 in humor, humour, poems, rhyme

 

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My Daffodils are flowering in June!!!

07 Jun

My miniature daffodils are in full flower on 7th June 2015

Is this a record, for lateness?

Daffodils flowing in June

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Posted by on June 7, 2015 in daffodils

 

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There was an old man with a hat…

25 May

There was an old man with a hat,
Who was confused and thought it a cat,
So he gave it some meat and milk as a treat,
Then he put it outside for a crap.

Roald Dahl, i ain't.

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Posted by on May 25, 2015 in fantasy story, funny story

 

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My life is forsook!

25 May

I am a Vampire, he said staring at her,
A very old Vampire, you can tell by my skin,
My eyes and expression give also a hint,
While my pointed, sharp teeth give more than a hint.

*

I can see by your skin, he answered, I do,
And also your eyes and expression; it’s true,
But the stare on your face has cast a strange spell,
Making me trust you, despite not feeling well.

*

Still staring at her, the Vampire replied,
You’d never believe me; you’d think I had lied,
If the stare on my face was gone; it’s a fact,
No one would trust this salty old Cat.

*

Without offering her a chance to reply,
The Vampire went on with his horrible lie,
Then, creeping closer and closer on the cold deck,
He pounced, lashed out, and bit her bare neck.

*

Feeling the hurt and the blood running down,
She said, I was such a daft clown,
To have trusted a Vampire because of his look,
Drained of all blood, my life is forsook!

Scary stories

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One Golden Groat to spend in the mystical kingdom of Onishia

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Posted by on May 25, 2015 in poems, vampires

 

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Burn the EU

25 May

A penny loaf to feed us,
A farthing cheese to please us.
A glass of water to rinse them down,
A bundle of sticks to burn it.
Burn the reason for our distress,
The flaming EU that caused this mess.

roald dahl

 
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Posted by on May 25, 2015 in politics

 

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A Life in the Poo

25 May

Good times are coming, I know they are near,
The best times, for sure, in a number of years;
I’m counting each day on my fingers and thumbs,
Until the recession has passed and the bad times have gone.

Then, when the money is flowing again,
I will thank those people, both women and men,
Who stood up to the bankers and politicians; it’s true,
That saved us, how they saved us, from a life in the poo.

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Roald Dahl

 
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Posted by on May 25, 2015 in funny story, humor, humour, poems

 

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A NEW Alice in Wonderland Story!

19 May

A NEW Alice in Wonderland story

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Alice in Wonderland, and Fle (he's a very old elf).

A brand-new Alice in Wonderland story.

A new Alice in Wonderland story.

An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story

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An Alice in Wonderland Christmas story.

 
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Posted by on May 19, 2015 in A new Alice in Wonderland story

 

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Leyland Princess

18 May

Perfection

in my rose tinted, bespectacled eyes!

roald dahl

Austin Morris Princess

 
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Posted by on May 18, 2015 in Austin Princess

 

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Be Careful What You Wish For

18 May

Arnie the apple hung from a tree
in an orchard a mile wide.
And every day the pickers would come
and haul dozens of apples inside.

They’d pick the prettiest of the bunch,
filling their baskets and pails.
But they always passed by Arnie,
ignoring his whines and wails.

“Please pick me!”, Arnie would cry
each time the pickers sauntered by.
“I want to go inside with you!”,
cried Arnie till he turned bright blue.

But the pickers ignored him day after day,
while Arnie hung there in dismay,
trying to nurse his shattered pride,
dying to be picked to be taken inside.

Each new dawn he’d do a trick
like spinning around on his twig.
But the picky pickers never stopped
for apples that weren’t big

or juicy or red or bright or sweet.
Poor Arnie was none of these things.
He wasn’t completely quite full grown
and he had some nicks and dings.

He dreamed what it was like inside;
lights and music all around.
Arnie just wanted to go there so badly
he flung himself to the ground.

The next day the pickers came along
and saw him lying there.
They took him inside and Arnie thought,
“This is it! I’m finally there!”

But when Arnie the Apple looked around
he realized his dreams were false,
’cause in less than 15 minutes
he was Arnie Applesauce.

(C) 1998, Arden Davidson

http://www.angelfire.com/md/byme/pocket.html

 
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Posted by on May 18, 2015 in funny story, humor, humour

 

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