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THE HELL-BOUND TRAIN

I am not Roald Dahl

THE HELL-BOUND TRAIN

A Texas cowboy lay down on a barroom floor,
 Having drunk so much he could drink no more;
 So he fell asleep with a troubled brain
 To dream that he rode on a hell-bound train.

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*The engine with murderous blood was damp
 And was brilliantly lit with a brimstone lamp;
 An imp, for fuel, was shoveling bones,
 While the furnace rang with a thousand groans.

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The boiler was filled with lager beer
 And the devil himself was the engineer;
 The passengers were a most motley crew-
 Church member, atheist, Gentile, and Jew.

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Rich men in broad cloth, beggars in rags,
 Handsome young ladies, and withered old hags,
 Yellow and black men, red, brown, and white,
 All chained together-O God, what a sight!

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While the train rushed on at an awful pace-
 The sulphurous fumes scorched their hands and face;
 Wider and wider the country grew,
 As faster and faster the engine flew.
 Louder and louder the thunder crashed
 And brighter and brighter the lightning flashed;
Hotter and hotter the air became
 Till the clothes were burned from each quivering frame.

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 And out of the distance there arose a yell,
 “Ha, ha,” said the devil, “we’re nearing hell”
Then oh, how the passengers all shrieked with pain
 And begged the devil to stop the train.
 But he capered about and danced for glee,
 And laughed and joked at their misery.
 “My faithful friends, you have done the work
 And the devil never can a payday shirk.

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 “You’ve bullied the weak, you’ve robbed the poor,
 The starving brother you’ve turned from the door;
 You’ve laid up gold where the canker rust,
 And have given free vent to your beastly lust.
 “You’ve justice scorned, and corruption sown,
 And trampled the laws of nature down.
 You have drunk, rioted, cheated, plundered, and lied,
And mocked at God in your hell-born pride.

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 “You have paid full fare, so I’ll carry you through,
 For it’s only right you should have your due.
 Why, the laborer always expects his hire,
So I’ll land you safe in the lake of fire.

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“Where your flesh will waste in the flames that roar,
 And my imps torment you forevermore.”
 Then the cowboy awoke with an anguished cry,
 His clothes wet with sweat and his hair standing high.

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 Then he prayed as he never had prayed till that hour
 To be saved from his sin and the demon’s power;
 And his prayers and his vows were not in vain,
For he never rode the hell-bound train.

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Posted by on September 30, 2014 in Halloween

 

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The Vampires are Coming

Scary stories

The Vampires are coming today,

Fun times and blood times are coming your way,

Watch out for the Vampires, cunning and chic,

They are coming, yes coming, to drink your blood, sweet.

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Posted by on September 29, 2014 in Halloween, news

 

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Halloween is Coming…

Scary stories for childen and adults - ARRRGH.

Halloween is coming; the bats are getting fat,

Please do put a penny in the children’s hands,

If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do,

If you haven’t got a ha’penny, then we’ll trick YOU!

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Posted by on September 29, 2014 in Halloween

 

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Guy Fawkes Night is Coming…

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Guy Fawkes Night is coming; the ghouls are getting fat,
Please do put a penny in the old Guy’s hat,
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do,
If you haven’t got a ha’penny, then we’ll stuff YOU!

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Posted by on September 29, 2014 in Halloween, news

 

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Halloween is coming

eBooks for children and young at heart adults

Halloween is coming, the ghouls are getting fat

Please do put some entrails in the old man’s hat

If you haven’t got some entrails, a pint of blood will do

If you haven’t got a pint of blood, the devil gets you!

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Posted by on September 28, 2014 in Halloween

 

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Crazymad stories for children and adults

eBooks, stories for children and young at heart adults, courtesy of  The Crazymad Writer.

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The Witches

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Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween to all of my followers

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As bonkers as conkers, that’s what I say

As bonkers as conkers, Halloween fray,

Fun times and blood times are coming, for sure,

Bonkers as conkers furor.

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HALLOWEEN

Halloween, Halloween,

It’s not the time for in between,

Heaven and earth,

Alive and bedevilled,

Choose your true tack,

Lest you are cast into Hell.

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Cast into Hell,

To rot and decay,

Along with those others,

Who strayed from the way,

The way of God’s children,

Honest and true.

Halloween time is not for the few.

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It’s not for the few,

It’s for all humankind,

While you are scaring bear that in mind,

‘Cos on the morrow, when the partying is done,

After you have chosen your tack,

And the witches are gone,

Eternity will beckon, urging you on…

To heaven knows what,.

GO: BE GONE.

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Happy Halloween.

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I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains,

That’s what I said,

I want to eat your brains,

Until you are dead.

I am a zombie; it’s what I do,

Eating brains all night through.

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In the morning,

When I’ m nice and full,

Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,

I will go to bed and sleep it off,

Until the evening when I’ll want some more.

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Is a nit like a gnat?

 

Is a nit like a gnat?

Can you wear it on your hat?

Do you pick it off a tree?

Or like a scab upon your knee?

Might you pick it like a rose?

Or can a nit grow in your nose?

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Do I stay in to pick a nit

Or go out and throw a fit?

Wait, wait! …

How do you throw a fit?

I wonder if throwing a fit

Might be like picking a nit?

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I heard a sound by my bedside last night

I heard a sound by my bedside last night

I heard a sound by my bedside last night,

I heard a strange sound; I got such a fright.

As something passed by me deep in the night,

I heard a faint sound; did it want my poor life?

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I made not a sound; I was still, in such fright,

As I lay in bed in the deep of the night,

I could hear it close by, how I longed for the light.

What was the dark thing probing the night?

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An evil black form, a shadowy sight,

Began to rise slowly in front of my eyes.

As I lay in bed on my left-hand side,

The dark, wicked thing rose slowly into sight.

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I could move not a muscle; I was frozen in fright,

As the dark frightful vision continued in height,

Till it’s malevolent eyes were almost in sight.

Only then did I close mine, despite the dark night.

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I knew it was wicked, evil personified,

That he wanted my sight, the light of my life.

I closed my eyes; shut them tight as the night.

Evading the Grim Reaper’s deathly cold scythe.

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Finally, eventually, when I opened my eyes,

I thought it was gone, departed my side,

But it was still there, though lower this time,

Starting beginning to rise over again.

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How could I be free from the terrible beast,

That wanted my soul, my heart and my peace?

Perhaps, if I kept my eyes firmly closed,

It might give up and leave me alone.

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So I closed my eyes, though still in such fright,

And I prayed that I’d last out the night.

Although its Dark Presence was close to my brow,

I kept my eyes shut so it wouldn’t bother me now.

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The Darkness and danger passed from me that night,

It vanished, departed, left my bedside.

I rolled over, so comfy, lulled back into nod,

Till the next time it happened it was just me and my God.

A note: This really did happen

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Posted by on October 18, 2013 in Halloween, Horror, Scary

 

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