Category Archives: humor
Björn Again (ABBA Tribute) : Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 12, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories, humor, humour
Tags: ABBA Tribute, Björn Again, Santa Clause
Christmas Time – Mistletoe and Wine
Christmas Time – Mistletoe and Wine
The child is a King, the Caroller sing,
The old is past, there’s a new beginning.
Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
A time for living, a time for believing
A time for trusting, not deceiving,
Love and laughter and joy ever after
hours for the taking, just follow the master.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts in the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Silent night, holy night
Its a time for giving, a time for getting,
A time for forgiving and for forgetting.
Christmas is love, Christmas is peace,
A time for hating and fighting to cease.
Christmas time, Mistletoe and Wine
Children singing Christian rhyme
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejo
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 11, 2013 in Christmas, Christmas songs, Christmas Stories, humor, humour, Stories for children
Tags: Christmas, christmas song, cliff richard, Mistletoe, Mistletoe & Wine, silent night
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
There was an old woman,
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children,
She didn’t know what to do.
She had no idea,
How to rear them at all,
So she sent them to boarding school,
And then had a ball.
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David Walliams, I ain’t.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Tags: Boarding school, Gingerbread, rhyme, There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
Wee Willie Winkie
Wee Willie Winkie
Wee Willie Winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his night gown,
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the locks,
“I’ve lost my keys, my feet are cold,
THERE’S A HOLE IN MY SOCK!”
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Enid Blyton was never like this!
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, Enid Blyton, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Tags: eBooks for children, Enid Blyton, poem, rhyme
Ring, a Ring, a Rosies
Ring, a Ring, a Rosies
Ring, a ring, a rosies,
A pocketful of posies,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Dancing round the garland,
Children all a’ starving,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Ring, a ring, a rosies,
A pocketful of posies,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fall down.
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Lying in our bedsteads,
Stay there till we’re all dead,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fell down,
Atichoo atichoo,
We all fell down.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, rhyme stew, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: rhyme, Ring a Ring o' Roses
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Jack and Jill went up the Hill
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pot of distemper.
Jack saw it first and picked it up,
But Jill came running after.
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“I want that pot!” said Jill so loud,
Jack thought she was a disaster.
“You can have the pot and distemper too!”
He said, pouring it over her head, with laughter.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: children's poems, funny, rhyme, the NEW Roald Dahl
Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous
Jimmy, the Glue Factory and Mad Mr Viscous
A story for children and young at heart adults
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Perhaps, the best children’s stories in the world
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: children, Children's literature, david wa, Fiction, Online Writing, roald dahl, the NEW Roald Dahl
Harry Potter? No, silly, it’s Harry ROTTER
Harry Potter?
No, silly, she’s Harry ROTTER
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, Harry Potter, Harry Rotter, humor, humour, Stories for children
Tags: eBooks for children, harry potter, harry rotter, stories for children
Perhaps the best children’s stories in the world
Perhaps the best children’s stories in the world
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas Stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, Tales of Childhood, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Alice in Wonderland, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Christmas, download, ebooks, eBooks for children, the NEW Roald Dahl
Merry Christmas Reading
Merry Christmas Reading
Stories for children and young at heart adults
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas Stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Christmas, download, ebooks, eBooks for children, Reading, the NEW Roald Dahl
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