An original tale inspired by Lewis Carroll’s
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.


Posted by The Crazymad Writer on March 13, 2026 in A new Alice in Wonderland story, Alice in Wonderland, humor, humour, Stories for children
Tags: Alice, fantasy, mirror, story, Wonderland
The air tasted like crushed silver and distant thunder. Below them, the valley of the Winding River was painted in the soft, bruised colours of twilight, where mushroom-capped towers and luminous flora dotted the emerald cliffs.
Fle, the Old Elf, sat tall upon Kaelen, the Sky-Weaver, his emerald robes catching the last amber rays of the setting sun. Fle’s face was a map of ages, his eyes holding the patient light of a thousand moons, but his grip on the dragon’s jeweled harness was firm. He was guiding Kaelen through the Veil of the Shifting Dusk, the narrow passage between the mortal realm and the High Dreaming.
Kaelen, whose scales were an armour of deep, shimmering teal and night-sky black, did not flap his colossal wings with brute force. He moved with a mystical grace, riding the invisible currents that flowed from the Rainbow of Eld arching high above them—a phenomenon that only appears when a creature of pure elemental magic and a being of profound age travel together.
“The Gem of Constant Dawn,” Kaelen’s thought resonated, deep and guttural, in Fle’s mind, “lies just beyond that cloud-bank, where the river meets the mist. But the Silence has claimed it.”
“The Silence,” Fle murmured, pulling his hood closer, “is fear, Kaelen. It is the dread that paralyzes creativity. And it has used the Gem to still the music of the World-Heart.”
Their mission was perilous: The Gem of Constant Dawn, which normally sang the world into existence every morning, had been stolen and wrapped in the Web of the Soul-Moths, creatures of pure, paralyzing inertia. If the Gem was not freed by midnight, the sun would rise only as a suggestion, and the world would remain perpetually quiet, perpetually grey.
As they flew past the floating, crystalline peaks, Fle reached into a hidden pouch woven into his sash and withdrew three small items:
They broke through the last cloud layer. There, floating motionless above the swirling mist, was the Gem—a sphere of blinding, imprisoned light, tightly encased in thick, silvery cobwebs. And hovering around it were the Soul-Moths, silent, dark insects whose flapping wings emitted a negative sound that drained the air of hope.
Kaelen stopped, hanging suspended in the air. “I cannot approach, Old Friend,” he admitted. “My fire is too loud, my being too grand. The Silence would snuff me out like a candle.”
“Then we shall be quiet,” Fle replied, his voice barely a breath.
He slipped off Kaelen’s back and, rather than falling, began to descend slowly on a column of shimmering, green energy—the focused memory of every happy song he had ever heard.
As he neared the Gem, the cold of the Silence hit him. His memories felt heavy, his purpose uncertain. He could feel the Soul-Moths trying to wrap his own thoughts in their numbing web.
Fle raised his hand and opened his palm. He did not cast a spell; he simply released the shard of frozen laughter.
The laughter shard—the captured echo of a thousand innocent giggles—didn’t explode. It simply melted, forming a thin, high chime. The sound was so unexpected, so pure and non-serious, that the Soul-Moths paused, momentarily confused.
In that fraction of a moment, Fle used his second item: he took the thought-bird feather and gently tickled the Web of the Soul-Moths. The Moths, overwhelmed by the sudden influx of chaotic and funny possibilities, flew away in disarray, unable to process the illogical joy.
The Gem of Constant Dawn was now free, but still cold and muted. Fle pressed the petrified tear of the nymph against the crystalline sphere. Instantly, the warmth of all past summers infused the Gem. It flared, shining with a light that pushed back the twilight and sent a vibrant, resonant thrum through the entire valley.
Above, Kaelen roared—a sound that was now one of pure, unrestrained elemental joy. The Rainbow of Eld above them deepened in colour, and the Winding River below seemed to sing as the music of the World-Heart returned.
Fle rose back to Kaelen’s side, weary but successful. “The Silence is broken, my friend. Let us fly home. It’s been a long age.”
Kaelen dipped his great head in agreement. With a powerful beat of his massive wings, he turned toward the dawn, carrying Fle, the keeper of memory and laughter, out of the high, mystical air and back toward the newly singing world.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 11, 2025 in children's stories, elf, fle, Magic, magical, mystical, Stories for children
Noddy was polishing his steam-powered car, which now boasted a small, perpetually leaking tea kettle on the dashboard for emergency hot cocoa. His magnificent steam-whistle emitted a soft, contented “PWWWOOOOOT!” every time he buffed a rivet. Big Ears, ever the Gizmologist, was attempting to teach his pet clockwork mouse how to tap-dance on a tiny brass bell. Golliwog, officially an “Exemplar of Early Experimental Engineering,” was happily oiling his spring-coil hair, which shimmered with a delightful metallic bounce.
Suddenly, the sky above Clockwork City darkened, not with storm clouds, but with three colossal, heavily armoured, pepper-pot-shaped flying machines. They descended with an ominous, scraping sound, landing with heavy thuds in the town square, kicking up puffs of steam and scattering nervous automatons.
Out of each machine trundled a truly bizarre sight: a polished, bronze Dalek! Their eyestalks swiveled, their plungers twitched, and from their grating speakers came a sound that made Noddy’s wooden head throb.
“WE ARE THE DALEKS! WE SEEK TO ANNIHILATE ALL THAT IS… SILLY!” boomed the lead Dalek, its voice echoing off the clock towers.
Noddy, being Noddy, blinked. “Silly? But this is Toyland! We are all a little bit silly! It’s our primary function!”
“YOUR PRIMARY FUNCTION IS IRRELEVANT!” screeched a second Dalek, pointing its exterminator arm at a particularly fluffy teddy bear. “WE DETECT HIGH LEVELS OF UNNECESSARY WHIMSY! LOW EFFICIENCY! NO LOGICAL PURPOSE FOR BELL-RINGING OR SILLY SONGS!”
Big Ears, always the pragmatist (for a gnome-gizmologist), stepped forward. “Excuse me, bronze behemoths, but you seem to have misplaced your sense of fun. And possibly your internal navigation, because this is quite clearly not the ‘Planet of Utterly Serious Grey Things.'”
“DO NOT MOCK DALEK NAVIGATION!” the third Dalek whirred, its eyestalk flashing angrily. “OUR SENSORS DETECTED OPTIMAL TARGETING CONDITIONS FOR SILLINESS PURIFICATION! WE SHALL BEGIN BY EXTERMINATING… THE COLOR RED!”
Noddy gasped. “But my car is red! And my hat! And Golliwog’s trousers!”
“PRECIPITATE ACTION REQUIRED!” commanded the lead Dalek. “INITIATE ‘DE-SILLIFICATION PROTOCOL GAMMA-SEVEN’! ALL WHIMSY MUST BE… ERASED!”
The Daleks began trundling towards the town fountain, which was currently spouting rainbow-coloured water.
Golliwog, his spring-coil hair bouncing with a sudden surge of inspiration, whispered to Noddy and Big Ears, “Their sensors are designed for grand, terrifying things, yes? Not… not tiny silliness!”
Noddy’s oak head clicked. “Aha! We must be too silly for them to cope!”
Plan: Maximum Absurdity.
First, Big Ears pulled out his emergency “Gnome-Jammer” (which was actually just a broken kazoo). He blew into it with all his might. Instead of a jamming signal, it emitted a series of increasingly high-pitched squeaks, so utterly nonsensical that the Daleks’ eyestalks wobbled.
“ERROR! AUDIO INPUT TOO… HIGH-PITCHED! DALEK HEARING MODULES ARE DESIGNED FOR GRATING CRIES OF FEAR, NOT SQUEAKY TUNES!” blared one Dalek, momentarily forgetting about the red fountain.
Next, Golliwog sprang into action. He began to untangle his spring-coil hair at an astonishing speed, creating a chaotic, metallic, bouncy mess around his head. He then grabbed a handful of discarded gears and started juggling them, making silly faces and letting his hair bop wildly.
“ILLOGICAL VISUAL DATA! THE TARGET IS PERFORMING RANDOMIZED MANIPULATION OF GEARS WITHOUT APPARENT PURPOSE! AND ITS… ITS HEAD-SPRING-COILS ARE DEFYING DALEK LOGIC!” screeched a second Dalek, aiming its plunger arm at Golliwog, but it just sort of twitched in confusion.
Noddy, realizing this was his moment, jumped into his car. He didn’t just ring his steam whistle; he played a full-blown, cacophonous steam-whistle symphony! He then started driving in increasingly tight circles, making his little car spin like a crazed top, all while singing a song about marmalade and sausages at the top of his wooden lungs.
“STOP! CESSATION OF RANDOMIZED MANOEUVRES REQUIRED!” shouted the lead Dalek, its eyestalk swiveling so frantically it nearly popped off. “THE LEVELS OF SILLINESS ARE EXCEEDING DALEK CAPACITY FOR PROCESSING! OUR CIRCUITS ARE… OVERLOADING WITH WHIMSY!”
The Daleks started to emit small puffs of smoke from their various vents. Their plungers began to wiggle uncontrollably. One Dalek’s exterminator arm actually retracted and replaced itself with a tiny, confused rubber duck.
“RETREAT! RETREAT! TOO MUCH… INCONCEIVABLE JOY! LOGIC-CORE DEGRADING! DALEK PROTOCOL DICTATES EVASION OF EXCESSIVE HAPPINESS!”
With a series of frantic whirs and groans, the Daleks clumsily clanked back into their flying machines. With a final, desperate “EX-TER-MI-NATE… THIS! TOO! MUCH! FUN!” they ascended, leaving behind a faint smell of burnt circuits and slightly singed whimsy.
As the last Dalek ship vanished, Noddy’s car finally spun to a halt. Golliwog’s hair settled. Big Ears put away his kazoo.
“Well,” said Noddy, adjusting his propeller cap, “that was an exciting afternoon. Who knew that being utterly, ridiculously silly was our greatest defense against intergalactic tyrants?”
Big Ears nodded, polishing his clockwork spectacles. “It seems true brilliance lies not in absolute seriousness, but in the strategic deployment of sheer, unadulterated nonsense.”
Golliwog, after carefully re-coiling his hair, simply offered them both a perfectly-tied-with-string jam tart. “More tea, anyone?”
And so, Toyland returned to its normal, delightful level of regulated silliness, safe once more from the perils of being too logically efficient.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 5, 2025 in humor, humour, Stories for children, toyland
Within the cavern’s crystal-laced embrace,
Young Alice stands, a smile upon her face.
With steady hand, a ladle she does hold,
To stir the secrets of a story told.
Beside her, Fle, the aged old elf,
A gentle guide, in verdant clothing self.
He turns the crank of the arcanum machine,
A bubbly brew, a vibrant, glowing scene.
From humble sacks of ‘FERTILIZER’ and ‘SOIL,’
The earthy base for their enchanting toil.
They add the Arcanum, a liquid bright,
A splash of magic in the cavern’s light.
The air is thick with whispers of the old,
A tale of wonders, beautiful and bold.
As colors swirl in the machine’s deep bowl,
They mix a potion to enrich the soul.
And watching on, a mouse with curious eyes,
Nibbles on cheese beneath the cavern skies.
The scent of magic, a soft, ethereal haze,
Fills Alice and the elf with sweet amaze.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on October 1, 2025 in Alice in Wonderland, arcanum, children's stories, magical ingrediant, poems, Stories for children
Tags: a new alice in wonderland story, Alice, arcanum, elf, fle, magical ingrediant, Wonderland
Alice found the elf by accident, as she found most things: by tumbling into them. This time, it wasn’t a rabbit hole, but a fissure in the earth, hidden by a blanket of moss and the shade of a weeping willow. She landed with a soft thump on a bed of ferns, her gingham dress a bright splash of blue in the dim, green light.
A pair of very, very old eyes blinked at her from the shadows of a gnarled oak. They were the color of faded leaves, and the wrinkles around them were like the rings of a tree. “Well, bless me,” a voice rasped, like dry leaves scuttling across a stone path. “Another one.”
Alice, never one to be flustered for long, brushed a stray leaf from her nose. “Another what?” she asked, her head tilted to the side.
“Another child who has lost their way,” the elf said, emerging from the gloom. He was slight and stooped, with a beard the color of winter frost. His name, he told her, was Fle. “I’ve seen so many. They all come seeking something. A way home, a lost toy, a purpose they’ve misplaced.”
Alice considered this. “I’m not lost, exactly,” she said. “I know where I am. I’m in a sort of underground forest, and you are a very old elf.”
Fle chuckled, a sound like gravel rolling down a hill. “Ah, but you are. Lost in the way that all mortals are. You are looking for an adventure, aren’t you?”
Alice’s eyes widened. “How did you know?”
“I’ve been watching the world for a very long time,” Fle said, settling himself on a mossy root. “And I’ve learned that the ones who fall into the quiet places are the ones who are looking for the loudest stories.” He gestured with a spindly finger to the world around them. “This place is full of them. The tales that have been forgotten. The songs that have been silenced.”
He told her a story of a talking mushroom that wept tears of light, and of a river that flowed with liquid dreams. He spoke of a queen who ruled over a kingdom of clouds, and a knight who wore armor made of moonlight. His words were like a spell, weaving pictures in the air, and Alice listened, her heart thrumming with the rhythm of his ancient tales.
“So, you see,” Fle said, when he had finished, “the world is not just a place to be. It is a place to be discovered. And sometimes, the most wonderful discoveries are found when you fall into the quiet places.”
Alice stood up, her blue dress a beacon in the twilight. “Thank you, Fle,” she said, her voice full of a new kind of wonder. “I think… I think I understand now. It’s not about finding my way back. It’s about finding my way forward.”
Fle smiled, a thousand years of wisdom in the gentle curve of his lips. “Precisely,” he said. And then, as quietly as he had appeared, he faded back into the shadows of the old oak, leaving Alice alone with the rustling ferns and the whispers of a thousand forgotten tales, ready to write her own.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on September 23, 2025 in Alice in Wonderland, children's stories, humour, Stories for children
🕯️ Alice in the Gloaming Glass 🕯️
Through corridors of fractured time,
Alice walked where bells don’t chime.
A moonless sky, a pale-lamped street,
With echoing whispers at her feet.
The Rabbit’s watch had cracked in two,
Its ticking heart now black and blue.
The Hatter’s smile, a ragged seam,
Stretched wide within a broken dream.
The roses bled with ink so dark,
Their thorns aglow with ember’s spark.
The Queen’s red crown was made of bone,
Her scepter carved from hearts of stone.
Alice wandered, calm but wan,
Her shadow twice as long as dawn.
It whispered truths she dared not say,
And tugged her gently far away.
No tea was poured, no riddles told,
Just laughter ringing thin and cold.
The Caterpillar turned to dust,
The Cheshire grinned, then turned to rust.
She reached a glass of iron hue,
That showed not one, but two Alices through.
One smiled sweet, her bow still neat—
The other bared her jagged teeth.
And as the glass began to break,
She knew at last she’d made mistake.
For Wonderland was not a place,
But slumber’s mask upon her face.
She woke in bed, yet not alone…
The grinning girl had followed home.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on September 23, 2025 in A new Alice in Wonderland story, Alice in Wonderland, poems, Stories for children
Tags: Alice, Alice in Wonderland, alice through the looking glass, glass, gloaming, goth, gothic, through the looking glass
🌟 Alice on Top of the World 🌟
Alice climbed the tower tall,
Above the streets, above it all.
No rabbit late, no ticking clock,
Just breezes dancing ‘round the block.
The rooftops bloomed with flowers bright,
A secret garden kissed by light.
She twirled her skirt, her bow held fast,
And waved at clouds that floated past.
“Hello!” she called to birds in flight,
Who answered back with sheer delight.
The sun on glass made castles gleam,
The city shimmered like a dream.
No Hatter fussed, no Duchess frowned,
No Queen to shout, “Off with her crown!”
Instead she ruled with gentle cheer,
The sky her throne, her realm so near.
Her subjects? Windows, bricks, and bees,
And secret whispers in the breeze.
Her courtiers? Flowers, tall and free,
Her crown? A wreath of greenery.
So Alice laughed, and Alice sang,
Her joy across the skyline rang.
For Wonderland was not below,
But up above, where gardens grow.
And every soul who paused to see,
Felt lighter, brighter, suddenly—
For happiness, when shared, can twirl…
Like Alice, on top of the world.

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on September 23, 2025 in A new Alice in Wonderland story, Alice in Wonderland, children's stories, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
Tags: a new alice in wonderland story, Alice, Alice in Wonderland, new, poem, rhyme, stories for children, Wonderland

In Ballykillduff, where the bog-cottons grow,
And tractors move slower than clouds ever go,
There rumbles a marvel of brasswork and puff:
The whistling contraption of Ballykillduff.
Its chimney-stack belches a lavender steam,
Its pistons clank onwards like parts of a dream,
The gears all turn sideways, the wheels spin askew,
And no one can say what it’s meant to do.
The smith in his apron declares with a cough,
“It brews tea at dawn, and it scares crows right off!
It mends broken fences, it churns up the peat,
And plays merry jigs with mechanical feet!”
The priest shook his head and the postman grew pale,
The barber got tangled in coppery rail,
The schoolchildren cheered as it huffed down the lane,
Whistling out sermons in high-tin refrain.
At night by the pub, when the fiddles strike up,
It gulps down the porter from pint glass or cup,
Then sings out in whistles, all clattering gruff—
The wild steampunk wonder of Ballykillduff!
And though it may rattle, and though it may groan,
And sometimes forgets the way home of its own,
The villagers say, with a fond sort of pride:
“It’s daft as a donkey—but ours to ride!”
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on September 18, 2025 in children's stories, free ebooks, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children
The first frost of winter came sneaking into Ballykillduff one quiet night. It crept over the hedgerows like icing on a Christmas cake, decorated the village pump with shiny icicles, and froze the puddles so hard that even Bridget McGillicuddy’s hens slipped about like ballerinas on roller skates.
The Ballykillduff Daleks had never experienced such a thing. For weeks they had been trundling around the village, muttering about “TOTAL DOMINATION” and “EX-TER-MI-NATION,” but on this particular morning they emerged from their shed only to discover that their mighty treads were no match for frozen mud.
One Dalek gave a mighty shove forward.
“COMMENCING DAILY PATROL!” it announced grandly—then immediately skidded sideways and lodged itself in the ditch.
Another Dalek rolled confidently onto a glittering puddle.
“THESE HUMANS ARE WEAK! WE SHALL—AAAAAGH!” it screeched, spinning in helpless circles like a saucepan lid on polished tiles.
By the time Councillor McGroggan wandered down the lane with his bucket of coal, he found half a dozen Daleks floundering about, their eyestalks fogged with frost, their plungers stuck fast to frozen gates, and one unfortunate unit still wedged headfirst in the ditch.
Click on the link, below, to read the full, bonkers mad story.
The Ballykillduff Daleks Winter of Madness

Posted by The Crazymad Writer on September 8, 2025 in dalek, daleks, fantasy story, humor, humour, madness, Stories for children
Tags: ballykillduff, daleks, madness, winter

Harry Rotter’s quite a sight,
Grinning wide with wicked delight,
Golden curls and polished shoes,
Always plotting mischief’s news.
She pinched the biscuits, hid the jam,
Bamboozled Box, annoyed poor Gran,
Turned the kettle into a frog,
And hexed the neighbour’s yappy dog.
At school she made her teachers swoon,
By swapping chalk with a magic spoon,
And when the head cried, “What a disgrace!”
She vanished entirely—without a trace.
The Privets sigh, “Oh, mercy me!
She’s chaos wrapped in dungarees!”
Yet Harry just winks, without regret:
“The fun’s not started—you ain’t seen yet!”
So guard your china, lock your pie,
Check your shoes before you try,
For Harry Rotter’s here to stay—
And she’ll turn your world the wrongest way!
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on September 2, 2025 in Harry Rotter, humor, humour, poems, Stories for children, trotter
Tags: harry potter, harry rotter, poem