RSS

Category Archives: Stories for children

Noddy and Big Ears were out driving one day

Noddy and Big ears were out driving one day,

When they heard that poor Golliwog, he just could not stay,

He’s politically incorrect, they was told by their peers,

Golliwog must go — do we make ourselves clear?

*

Golliwog must go, but how can that be?

He is our dear friend — it just cannot be!

We have had such good times with him and his kin,

Golliwog, you stay, they said with a grin.

*

Leaning down harder on Noddy and friend,

Their peers chastised them with their words once again,

The powers that be say he is not good for the land,

Or the people within it: Golliwog is banned!

*

Golliwog is banned? Now we know that you’re bad,

Said Noddy and Big Ears, (they were getting quite mad),

To punish our friend, to exile him in disgrace,

Just because of his skin and the look of his face!

*

Fighting back harder, Noddy and Big Ears they sang,

We’ll bring you to court, the highest in the land,

We’ll tell then you are racist, for denying our friend,

Our dearest friend, Golliwog, because of his skin.

*

Aghast and bamboozled that their case it was lost,

Their peers relinquished their grip on the fiendish old plot,

Okay, she said, Golliwog can stay,

Hurray, Noddy cheered, come on, let’s play!

********************

sparkClick HERE to visit my online book shop,

where you can purchase my eBooks

**********

 

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME

AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 

Tags: , ,

Laughing Larry

Laughing Larry

From the story  I wrote, ‘Harry Rotter’

 

I am Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry today,

I am laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hey hey!

You may think I’m not too serious, and I might even agree,

But I’m still Laughing Larry, Laughing Larry hee hee.

**********

Harry Potter?

No, silly. it’s Harry ROTTER.

*********

sparkClick HERE to visit my online book shop,

where you can purchase my eBooks

**********

 

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME

AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 

Tags: ,

There was a woman, so fat

There was a woman, so fat,

She didn’t know where she was at,

Her front and back were so round and so fat,

She looked like a ball; it’s a fact.

**********

Click HERE to visit my online book shop,

where you can purchase my eBooks

**********

 

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME

AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 

Tags: , ,

There was a baby called Sam

There was a baby called Sam,

Who fell right out of his pram,

He landed on his head,

Then rubbed it and said,

I will never go up there again.

**********

Click HERE to visit my online book shop,

where you can purchase my eBooks

**********

 

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME

AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 

Tags: ,

There was an old man with a hat

There was an old man with a hat,

Who got confused and thought it a cat,

So he gave it some meat and milk as a treat,

Then he put it out side for a crap.

**********

Click HERE to visit my online book shop,

where you can purchase my eBooks

**********

 

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME

AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 

Tags: , , ,

There was a Young Man called Sam

There was a young man called Sam,

Who decided to live in a pan,

Then one day will at home,

He was burned to the bone,

When he mother fried eggs in that pan,

**********

Click HERE to visit my online book shop,

where you can purchase my eBooks

**********

 

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME

AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 

Tags: , ,

Crazymad stories for children and adults

eBooks, stories for children and young at heart adults, courtesy of  The Crazymad Writer.

Click on the link and enjoy.  

*****

The Witches

*****

 

Tags: , , ,

Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth

Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath,
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth.

Written by Pam Ayres.
*****

*****

Stories for children and young at heart adults.

eBooks for children; fantasy stories.

*****

I don’t care what you call me

as long as you enjoy reading my stories.

 

Tags: ,

The Best of British Steam Compilation

The Best of British Steam Compilation

It’s sooooo nice to see steam locomotives; steam trains thundering by.

 

Tags: , ,

There was an Old Man with a Beard

There was an Old Man with a Beard

There was an old man with a beard,
Who said, “It is just as I feared,
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have built their nests in my beard!”

************************

 
 

Tags: , , ,