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Grunge

There was a country called GRUNGE,

That thought it would be so much fun,

Interfering with the lives,

Of people far and wide,

That’s Grunge, the country having fun.

(It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?)

 
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Posted by on March 5, 2014 in humor, humour, poems

 

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There was a woman, so fat

There was a woman, so fat,

She didn’t know where she was at,

Her front and back were so round and so fat,

She looked like a ball; it’s a fact.

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I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU CALL ME

AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.

 

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dog (with a small d)

dog

I am a dog (that’s god spelt backwards).

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Yes; dog.

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dog, dog, dog.

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Woof!

It’s good being a dog.

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I can bark whenever I want to.

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I can play whenever I want to…

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And I can do nothing, if I so want to.

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It’s really quite grand being a dog.

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I have just seen next-door’s cat, so I must dash.

(It’s about time she had a good scare!)

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Signed: dog (with a small d).

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I am God (with a capital G)

I am God (with a capital G) video

 
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Posted by on November 20, 2013 in humor, humour

 

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