There was a country called GRUNGE,
That thought it would be so much fun,
Interfering with the lives,
Of people far and wide,
That’s Grunge, the country having fun.
(It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?)
There was a country called GRUNGE,
That thought it would be so much fun,
Interfering with the lives,
Of people far and wide,
That’s Grunge, the country having fun.
(It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?)
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on March 5, 2014 in humor, humour, poems
There was a woman, so fat,
She didn’t know where she was at,
Her front and back were so round and so fat,
She looked like a ball; it’s a fact.
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where you can purchase my eBooks
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AS LONG AS YOU ENJOY READING MY STORIES.
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on February 25, 2014 in children's stories, humor, humour, Stories for children
dog
I am a dog (that’s god spelt backwards).
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Yes; dog.
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dog, dog, dog.
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Woof!
It’s good being a dog.
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I can bark whenever I want to.
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I can play whenever I want to…
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And I can do nothing, if I so want to.
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It’s really quite grand being a dog.
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I have just seen next-door’s cat, so I must dash.
(It’s about time she had a good scare!)
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Signed: dog (with a small d).
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on November 21, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Stories for children
Tags: Activities, Dog, Dog park, funny poem, humor, Pets, poem, Recreation, Woof
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