Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pot of distemper.
Jack saw it first and picked it up,
But Jill came running after.
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“I want that pot!” said Jill so loud,
Jack thought she was a disaster.
“You can have the pot and distemper too!”
He said, pouring it over her head, with laughter.
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 10, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Roald Dahl, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: children's poems, funny, rhyme, the NEW Roald Dahl
A story for children and young at heart adults
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: children, Children's literature, david wa, Fiction, Online Writing, roald dahl, the NEW Roald Dahl
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas Stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, Tales of Childhood, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Alice in Wonderland, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Christmas, download, ebooks, eBooks for children, the NEW Roald Dahl
Stories for children and young at heart adults
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 6, 2013 in children's stories, Christmas, Christmas Stories, humor, humour, Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Christmas, download, ebooks, eBooks for children, Reading, the NEW Roald Dahl
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 4, 2013 in Australia, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: afl, aussie football, australia, footy, grand final, my dream, Up there Cazaly
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 4, 2013 in Australia, The new Roald Dahl
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 3, 2013 in Australia, Out and about, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: crocodiles, FNQ, man-eaters, queensland
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Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 3, 2013 in Australia, Christmas, humor, humour, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: Brisbane, buses, celebration, Christmas, happy christmas, merry christmas, special buses, xmas
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 2, 2013 in Stories for children, The new Roald Dahl
Tags: cartoon, The Flintstones
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath,
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food,
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth.
(This was written by the wonderful Pam Ayres).
Posted by The Crazymad Writer on December 2, 2013 in children's stories, Horror, humor, humour, rhyme stew, The new Roald Dahl
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