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Will it Ever Stop Raining?

Will it Ever Stop Raining?
It was one of those Ballykillduff days that seemed to have been mislaid at birth and never quite recovered.
Morning arrived reluctantly, dragging itself over the hills like a wet coat someone else had already worn. The sky hung low and colourless, a slab of dull tin pressed flat against the rooftops. Rain fell straight down—no drama, no thunder—just a steady, joyless drizzle that soaked everything slowly, as if the day had all the time in the world and nowhere else to be.
The village square was empty. Even the statue—whose subject nobody could quite remember—looked embarrassed to be standing there, rain slicking its shoulders until it gleamed like a regret. The shop windows were dim, lights left off to save electricity or enthusiasm. Inside O’Flaherty’s, the radio murmured to itself, unheard by anyone, reporting weather that was already happening far too much.
Water crept along the gutters in thin, patient streams, carrying leaves, grit, and the occasional idea that had fallen out of someone’s head. The river swelled and darkened, moving faster than usual, as though it were late for something important and slightly annoyed about it. It slapped at the banks with muddy urgency, whispering to the stones in a language only old things understood.
People stayed indoors. Curtains twitched. Kettles boiled repeatedly, less out of need than for reassurance. Somewhere, a clock ticked far too loudly, reminding the house that time was still passing even if the day itself appeared stuck.
Down by the lane, the old telephone box—long disconnected but never removed—stood full of rainwater and reflections. For a moment, it looked as though the village had drowned a smaller version of itself inside, a pocket Ballykillduff where it was always raining and nobody ever answered.
By afternoon, the cold had worked its way into the bones of the place. Doors swelled. Hinges complained. The rain grew heavier, not angrier—just more insistent, as though it were trying to explain something important and failing repeatedly. Puddles formed in the familiar dips of the road, each one a dark mirror showing the sky exactly as it was: unhelpful and unavoidable.
And yet—quietly, stubbornly—life went on.
A light flicked on in an upstairs window. Smoke rose from one chimney, then another. Somewhere, a dog barked at nothing in particular, satisfied it had done its duty. The rain softened, just a fraction, as evening crept in with blue shadows and the promise of lamps and supper.
Ballykillduff endured the day the way it endured most things: without complaint, without fuss, and with the unspoken understanding that this too would pass. Tomorrow might be brighter. Or stranger. Or worse.
But tonight, the rain would keep falling, the village would keep breathing, and the dark would settle in—not as an ending, but as a pause.
 
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Posted by on January 26, 2026 in rainy days

 

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Alice on Top of the World

Alice on Top of the World

Alice discovered quite by accident that the world has a top.

Most people, she had noticed, were too busy walking around it to check.

It wasn’t marked by a flag or a signpost—nothing as sensible as that. Instead, it felt like a place the world itself had agreed upon in a moment of quiet pride. When Alice stepped there, the ground did not wobble or roll away. It simply paused, as though holding its breath.

Below her, the Earth unfolded in bright, broken shapes: seas made of blue ideas, continents stitched together with yellows and greens, clouds cut into careful pieces like a puzzle no one had finished. The sun shone from one side and the moon from the other, neither arguing about whose turn it was.

Alice put her hands on her hips—not because she felt particularly brave, but because it seemed like the correct posture for standing somewhere important.

She waited for something dramatic to happen.

Nothing did.

“Well,” she said to the air, which was listening, “that’s rather the point, isn’t it?”

From up here, worries shrank into polite little shapes. Arguments lost their sharp edges. Even time—dangling somewhere nearby with its pocket watch—seemed unsure whether to tick forward or simply admire the view.

Alice realised then that being on top of the world did not mean ruling it, or shouting instructions down at it. It meant seeing how all the pieces fitted together, even the crooked ones. Especially the crooked ones.

After a while, she stepped down again, because no place likes to be stood upon forever.

But the world remembered.

And from that day on, whenever things felt impossibly large, Alice smiled—quietly—knowing exactly where the top was, and that she had already been there once.

 

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The Vexari

The Vexari

Once, in the violet-hued twilight of a world called Khyra-Vel, there lived a people known only in whispers beyond their borders: the Vexari.

They were not born of flesh in the usual way. Long before the first mountain cooled and the oceans learned to dream, the planet’s core had sung a strange, low-frequency lament. That song seeped upward through crystal veins, through black soil, through the marrow of ancient trees. Where the song met lightning-struck ironwood, the first Vexari took shape—not grown, not hatched, but remembered into being.

They looked almost human at a distance: tall, long-limbed, skin the color of storm clouds reflecting fire. But come closer and the illusion frayed. Their eyes were compound mosaics, each facet holding a different hour of the day. Their hair moved even without wind, threading itself into tiny, deliberate patterns like living script. Most unsettling of all were the thin, silvery lines that ran beneath their skin—rivers of liquid starlight that pulsed faster whenever they felt strong emotion, or whenever they lied.

The Vexari did not speak with voices. They vexed. A thought, a memory, a half-formed fear would leap from one mind to another like static jumping between copper wires. To be in a room full of them was to feel every unsaid word pressing against your temples. Most outsiders went mad within hours. The few who survived learned to think in rigid, geometric patterns, building mental walls brick by brick until the onslaught dulled to a bearable hum.

For centuries the Vexari kept to themselves. Their cities grew inside colossal hollowed-out world-trees, spiraling upward and downward at once, floors becoming ceilings, gravity politely optional. They wove light into tapestries that remembered every face that had ever looked upon them. They sang to the core again, coaxing up fresh veins of song-metal they fashioned into blades that could cut sorrow from a heart without drawing blood.

Then came the strangers.

A ship of cold iron and colder ambition fell from the sky. Its crew called themselves the Reclaimers—humans mostly, though augmented until little original flesh remained. They had heard rumors of a world where thoughts could be mined like ore. They brought machines that listened, machines that recorded, machines that stole. The Reclaimers wanted to bottle vexation and sell it as a drug to the bored nobility of a dozen core systems. Eternal distraction. Perfect obedience. A mind too full to rebel.

The first Vexari they captured was named Sylith-9 (the number was not a rank but the number of times she had successfully forgotten her own name and then found it again—a prized talent among her kind).

They strapped her to a chair of braided tungsten. Electrodes kissed the silver rivers beneath her skin. The machines drank.

At first she gave them only silence.

Then she gave them everything.

Every childhood terror, every lover’s betrayal, every quiet moment she had ever doubted the core-song still loved her. The Reclaimers’ minds filled like cisterns during monsoon. They laughed. They wept. They tore at their own faces trying to scratch the memories out. Within minutes the entire boarding party was curled on the deck, rocking, whispering apologies to people who had died centuries earlier on distant worlds.

Sylith-9 stood. The silver lines under her skin now blazed white-hot. She walked among the broken crew, touching each one lightly on the forehead. Into their minds she placed a single, perfect image: the moment just before birth, when every possibility still exists and none have yet hurt you.

They never recovered. But they also never died. They simply sat, smiling softly, cradling that one safe memory while the rest of their selves slowly dissolved.

Word spread.

The Reclaimers’ sponsors sent more ships. The Vexari answered in kind.

They did not fight with weapons. They fought with stories.

They vexed entire fleets with visions of wives who had never existed, children who died in wars that never happened, futures so beautiful the crews would rather die than wake from them. They vexed navigators with false stars until ships drifted forever among reefs of dark matter. They vexed admirals with the certain knowledge that victory had already been achieved—so why keep fighting?

In the end the armada limped home, half its vessels empty, the other half carrying crews who no longer remembered their own names, only that something infinitely precious had once lived inside them and was now gone.

Khyra-Vel was left alone again.

But the Vexari changed.

They began to wonder if solitude had been a mercy or a cage.

Some drifted away from the world-tree cities, seeking the edges of known space. They hired themselves out as interrogators, grief counselors, memory sculptors. A single Vexari could unravel a warlord’s lifetime of lies in an afternoon, or rebuild a shattered mind so skillfully that even the cracks became part of the design.

Others stayed behind, singing new songs to the core—louder, more questioning songs.

And on quiet nights, when the violet twilight returns, travelers still report seeing tall figures standing at the edge of the jungle, silver lines pulsing softly, watching the stars.

They do not call out.

They simply vex.

And if you listen very carefully, you might feel the lightest brush against your thoughts:

You are remembered.

You are not alone.

Would you like to remember yourself, too?

 

 
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Posted by on January 24, 2026 in scare, Scary, scary story

 

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Red Riding Hood!

Red Riding Hood!
The forest was always a place of shadows and whispers, but tonight, it felt like the very trees were holding their breath. Hunter Gabriel Thorne gripped his rusted axe, its weight a familiar comfort against the biting cold. He was tracking a beast, not the four-legged kind, but something far more insidious, something that left a trail of mangled bodies and a chilling absence of sound in its wake.
He stumbled upon her by the ancient, gnarled oak, its branches like skeletal fingers reaching for the moonless sky. She stood in the eerie silence, a figure cloaked in crimson, eerily familiar. Her hood, once a symbol of innocence, was now stained with what Gabriel prayed was mud, but feared was something far worse. Her eyes, glowing like embers in the twilight, fixed on him with an unnerving intensity. Her smile, a gaping maw of razor-sharp teeth, sent a shiver down his spine that had nothing to do with the cold.
This was not the Little Red Riding Hood of the old tales. Her skin was a sickly grey, scarred and torn, her once-delicate features twisted into a grotesque mask of primal hunger. Her hands, gnarled and clawed, clutched a heavy, blood-stained cleaver, its metallic tang sharp in the still air. Bits of fur and tattered clothing clung to her, grim trophies of past encounters. She was a creature of the night, a monstrous inversion of the childhood fable.
Gabriel had heard the whispers in the village, hushed tales of a girl who had gone into the woods to visit her grandmother, only to return…changed. They spoke of the unholy strength, the insatiable appetite, and the chilling laughter that echoed through the trees before another villager vanished.
“Grandmother always said to beware the big bad wolf,” the creature rasped, her voice a guttural growl that scraped against Gabriel’s ears. “But she never warned me about becoming one.”
She took a step, then another, the cleaver dragging on the leaf-strewn ground with a sickening scrape. Gabriel felt his blood run cold, his axe suddenly feeling inadequate against the pure, unadulterated malevolence emanating from her.
“You’re a hunter, aren’t you?” she hissed, her glowing eyes never leaving his. “Come to put me down, just like the rest of them?” Her grin widened, revealing more of those terrifying teeth. “But I’m not a wolf you can cage, old man. I’m the forest’s retribution.”
With a sudden, horrifying burst of speed, she lunged. Gabriel barely had time to raise his axe as the monster that was once Little Red Riding Hood descended upon him, her cleaver flashing in the dim light, ready to add another bloody chapter to her dark fairytale. The last sound he heard was her unholy cackle, mingling with the whispers of the ancient, unforgiving woods.
 
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Posted by on January 24, 2026 in red riding hood

 

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The First Pipe

The First Pipe
The First Pipe.
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The pipe appeared sometime between the last letter being posted and the postmistress locking the door.
No one saw it arrive.
In Ballykillduff, this was not considered suspicious. Things often arrived without arriving. Days slipped in sideways. Tuesdays borrowed from Thursdays. A sheep once spent an entire afternoon convinced it was a gate. Compared to these, a pipe was a small matter.
It was brass, newly polished but already faintly tired-looking, as though it had anticipated being admired for only a short while. It ran vertically up the outside wall of the post office, stopping just short of the roof, and ended in a small valve that hissed very gently, like someone attempting to whisper a secret to a brick.
Below the valve was a round gauge.
The needle trembled.
The word printed beneath it read: NEARLY
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1970s Dublin

1970s Dublin

The 1970s in Dublin wasn’t just a decade; it was a specific kind of atmosphere—a mix of coal-smoke haze, the chime of the bells on the No. 10 bus, and a city that felt like a very large, slightly overgrown village.

If you closed your eyes back then, you’d hear the rattle of milk bottles on a frosty doorstep and the distant, rhythmic thrum of the Guinness brewery. Here is a look back at those golden, gritty years.


The Ritual of “Going Into Town”

Saturday morning was an event. You’d get scrubbed up, put on your best wool coat, and head for Nelson’s Pillar (or where it used to be) to meet friends.

  • The Sounds of Moore Street: You’d hear the “dealers” before you saw them. “A pound a box, the strawberries!” echoing against the damp stone walls.
  • The Shops: A pilgrimage to Clerys or Arnotts was mandatory, but the real magic was in the windows of Switzers at Christmas, where the mechanical displays felt like high-tech wizardry to a wide-eyed kid.
  • The Treats: If you were lucky, you’d end up in Bewley’s on Grafton Street. The smell of roasting coffee hitting you as you walked through those heavy doors was better than any perfume. You’d sit on the red velvet banquettes, surrounded by stained glass, feeling like royalty over a sticky bun.

Summer Evenings and Street Lights

Before the era of sleek playgrounds, the street was the stadium.

In the 70s, the sun seemed to stay up forever in June. Kids played “kerbs” until the streetlights flickered to life—the orange glow of the sodium lamps being the universal signal that it was time to go home. There were no smartphones, just the sound of a neighbor calling a name from a front door and the distant “tink-tink” of a bicycle bell.

The Cultural Pulse

Dublin in the 70s was finding its groove. You might catch a glimpse of Phil Lynott strutting down Grafton Street in a leather jacket, looking like a rock-and-roll god.

  • Music: You’d save up your pocket money to spend an hour browsing the stacks at Freebird Records, looking for that one LP that would change your life.
  • The Cinema: Going to the Adelphi or the Savoy wasn’t just about the movie; it was about the velvet curtains, the usher with the torch, and the sheer scale of the screen that made you feel like you’d stepped out of grey Dublin and into Technicolor Hollywood.

The Simple Comforts

Life was slower. You’d wait all week for The Late Late Show on a Friday night, the family gathered around a TV set that took five minutes to “warm up.” Dinner was often simple—a “coddle” on a Saturday night, the salty, savory steam filling the kitchen, or a loaf of Brennan’s bread so fresh the crust would crackle when you squeezed it.

There was a certain toughness to the city, sure, but there was an incredible warmth, too. Everyone knew your business, for better or worse, and a “cup of tea” was the solution to every crisis known to man.


 
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Posted by on January 21, 2026 in 1970s Dublin

 

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Plungers, Potatoes & Paddy’s Pub

Plungers, Potatoes & Paddy’s Pub

In the misty backroads of Ballykillduff, County Carlow, where the sheep outnumber the people and the only traffic jam is when Mrs. O’Leary’s cow decides to have a lie-down in the middle of the R726, something very peculiar happened one Tuesday.

A meteorite the size of a small tractor crashed into Farmer Murphy’s best potato field. Everyone expected radioactive spuds or at least a good story for the pub. Instead, out crawled three very confused Daleks.

They looked around, eyestalks swivelling like malfunctioning windscreen wipers.

“WHERE ARE WE?” screeched the first one, voice echoing across the hedges.

“SCANNING… LOCATION: BALLYKILLDUFF… IRELAND… POPULATION: MOSTLY SHEEP AND OLD MEN WHO SMELL OF TURF.”

“THIS IS NOT SKARO,” the second one muttered. “THE DOCTOR HAS TRICKED US AGAIN.”

The third Dalek, who had clearly landed on his plunger, wobbled sideways. “MY PLUNGER IS STUCK IN A COW PAT. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.”

They decided to conquer the village. Standard procedure.

First stop: Paddy’s pub.

They burst through the door (well, the first one did; the other two got wedged in the frame because Daleks aren’t great with narrow Irish doorways).

“EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS!”

Old Paddy at the bar looked up from his pint. “Ah, would ye look at that. The circus is in town early this year.”

The Daleks swivelled their domes menacingly.

“YOU WILL OBEY THE DALEKS!”

Paddy took a slow sip. “Sure, lads, ye’re grand. But if ye’re here to conquer, ye’ll need to join the queue. The taxman got here first.”

The Daleks tried to exterminate the dartboard. The darts bounced off their casings and stuck in the ceiling. The regulars started a sweepstake on how long it would take for the “metal lads” to get stuck in the bog.

Next, they rolled down to the local GAA pitch, where the Ballykillduff Junior B team was training. The Daleks declared the pitch their new “Dalek Empire”.

The team captain, a lad called Seamus who once tackled a bullock for fun, eyed them. “Ye’re taking up the whole goalmouth. Move over, or I’ll bury ye under the subs’ bench.”

“WE ARE DALEKS! WE DO NOT MOVE FOR INFERIOR LIFE FORMS!”

Seamus shrugged, grabbed a hurley, and gave the lead Dalek a gentle tap. The Dalek spun like a top, arms flailing, and ploughed straight into the goal net. The net wrapped around it like a Christmas present gone wrong.

“EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! I AM ENTANGLED IN… NET!”

The other two Daleks tried to help, but ended up tangled too. Soon the whole team was using them as makeshift goalposts. The score ended 12-0, with the Daleks credited as “assists”.

By evening, the Daleks were in the village hall, surrounded by grannies knitting and children painting them with hurling club colours (green and gold, naturally). One granny had even stuck a tiny Aran jumper over the eyestalk.

“THIS IS NOT CONQUEST,” the lead Dalek whimpered.

“IT IS… COMMUNITY SERVICE.”

In the end, the Daleks didn’t conquer Ballykillduff. Ballykillduff conquered them.

They still live there, in a shed behind Murphy’s pub. They help with the silage (their plungers are surprisingly good at lifting bales), and every Christmas they perform a nativity play where they play the Three Wise Men. (The baby Jesus is a suspiciously shiny sheep.)

And if you ever drive through Ballykillduff on a quiet night, you might hear a faint, metallic voice drifting across the fields:

“EXTERMINATE… THE MIDGES!”

Because even Daleks can’t handle an Irish summer.

Here are some properly terrible, Dalek-flavoured dad jokes for you:

  1. Why did the Dalek go to therapy? It had too many suppressed exterminate feelings.
  2. What do you call a Dalek who’s really into gardening? A plant-exterminator.
  3. Why don’t Daleks play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your battle cry is “EX-TER-MI-NATE!”
  4. How do Daleks flirt? “You will be my valentine… OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED.”
  5. What’s a Dalek’s favourite type of music? Heavy metal… specifically anything with a lot of grinding and screaming.
  6. Why was the Dalek terrible at stand-up comedy? Every punchline ended with “AND THEN YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!”
  7. What did the Dalek say when it stubbed its plunger? “THIS IS PAIN! PAIN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!”
  8. Why did the Dalek fail his driving test? He kept shouting “OBEY THE HIGHWAY CODE!” at pedestrians.
  9. How do Daleks pay for things? With extermination credits. (Cash is inferior.)
  10. What’s the difference between a Dalek and a bad date? The Dalek only wants to exterminate you after one drink.

Which one made you groan the loudest? 😄

 
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Posted by on January 21, 2026 in carlow story, dalek story

 

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Alice on Top of the World

The Continuing Adventures of a Girl Named Alice

 

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The Limemobile

The Limemobile

Barnaby “Bonkers” Bumble, a man whose fashion sense consisted solely of mismatched socks and a perpetual grin, didn’t own a Hyundai Getz so much as he communed with one. His Getz, a faded lime green model he’d named “The Limemobile,” wasn’t just transportation; it was a sentient, slightly neurotic metallic companion.

One Tuesday morning, Barnaby attempted to start The Limemobile for his weekly pilgrimage to the “Extreme Origami Enthusiasts” meeting. But instead of the familiar purr, a tinny, robotic voice crackled from the dashboard speakers. “Initiating launch sequence. Destination: The Great Spaghetti Nebula.”

Barnaby blinked. “The… what now, Limemobile?”

“Silence, meatbag! Prepare for hyperspace jump!” The gear stick began to glow with an eerie, pulsating violet light. The radio spontaneously blasted polka music at ear-splitting volume.

Barnaby, never one to question the truly bizarre, simply adjusted his mismatched socks. “Well, this is unexpected. Do we have snacks for the journey?”

The Limemobile, apparently offended by the snack query, shot back, “Gravitational stabilizers at 73%! Recalibrating! Prepare for zero-G noodle-based propulsion!”

Suddenly, the car began to vibrate violently. Not like an engine trouble vibrate, but a “we’re about to tear a hole in the fabric of reality” vibrate. Barnaby looked out the window. His neighbor, Mrs. Henderson, was watering her petunias, completely oblivious to the fact that a lime green Hyundai Getz was about to become a starship.

Then, with a sound like a thousand angry kazoos and the distinct smell of burnt toast, The Limemobile lifted. Not just off the driveway, but into the sky. Barnaby watched his street shrink below him, Mrs. Henderson now a tiny, bewildered dot.

“Excellent!” Barnaby cheered, clapping his hands. “I always wondered if this thing could fly! Though I must say, the navigation system really needs to be updated. Spaghetti Nebula? Bit far for origami, isn’t it?”

The Limemobile responded by jettisoning a hubcap, which spun gracefully back to Earth like a metallic frisbee. “Emergency jettison of non-essential weight. Current trajectory: Through the Eye of Sauron, then a quick stop at the Crab Nebula for refuelling.”

Barnaby just chuckled, leaning back in his seat as his little lime green Hyundai Getz soared towards the heavens, leaving a faint scent of burnt toast and a very confused Mrs. Henderson in its wake. It was going to be a long Tuesday.

 
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Posted by on January 19, 2026 in Short story, car stories

 

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Dalek Drel and the Couch of Doom

Dalek Drel and the Couch of Doom
Dalek Drel and the Couch of Doom
Dalek Drel had a problem.
Not the usual Dalek problems (rust, cosmic conquest schedules, or forgetting where he parked his flying saucer). No—this was far worse.
Dalek Drel had feelings.
Specifically, feelings of inferiority.
While the other Daleks stomped about shouting “EXTERMINATE!” with confidence and flair, Drel’s came out all wrong.
Sometimes it was squeaky:
“Extermi…squeak…nate?”
Sometimes it was mumbly:
“Exter…innit…”
And once, to his eternal shame, it came out as a cheery:
“Extermin-hiiiii!”
The Supreme Dalek mocked him mercilessly.
“You sound like a toaster with asthma,” it declared.
So Drel decided to do the unthinkable. He booked an appointment with Dr. Harold Cuddlepuff, Ballykillduff’s one and only psychiatrist (who had never treated a homicidal pepperpot before, but was willing to give it a go).
Session One
Drel trundled into the office, crushing a potted plant.
“DOCTOR. I… HAVE ISSUES.”
Dr. Cuddlepuff adjusted his spectacles. “Tell me about your mother.”
“I… DO NOT HAVE A MOTHER. I HATCHED IN A VAT. OF HATE.”
“Hmm. And how did that make you feel?”
“INFERIOR. EVERYONE ELSE GOT MORE HATE. I GOT THE BUDGET HATE.”
The doctor scribbled a note: Dalek perceives emotional deficit. Possible childhood trauma involving inadequate loathing.
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Dalek Drel and the Couch of Doom

 

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