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It’s World Book Day

It’s world book day for me and for you,
It’s world book day, it’s not just for the few,
It’s a day you should read a story or two,
World book day, really, it’s true.

Where might you start on your fabulous quest?
To explore the fine art of reading, no less,
J K Rowling, Roald Dahl or Darren Shan,
No, wait up; I have a much better plan.

The Crazymad Writer is the author for you,
With stories so magical, fantastical and new,
About Alice and Rotter, Jimmy and Mouse,
God and the devil and a haunted old house.

Via this website thecrazymadwriter.com
You can download his eBooks for free, I kid you not.

free eBooks for everyone!

 
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Posted by on March 3, 2016 in Uncategorized

 

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I am not Roald Dahl

I am not Roald Dahl, I am not that man,
I am not Roald Dahl; it’s not a part of my plan,
The poor man is dead, as dead as can be,
I am not that man, now where is my tea?

free ebook

I wish you all a happy World Book Day

 
 

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He’s crazy and he’s bonkers

He’s crazy and he’s bonkers,
As mad as flaming conkers,
He’s altogether zonkers,
The Crazymad Writer.
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His stories are a dream,
When people read, they gleam
He really is a scream
The Crazymad Writer.
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Download a book today,
And join the mad brigade
Who love the tales he’s made,
The Crazymad Writer.

Mouse

 
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Posted by on March 1, 2016 in crazy

 

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Ding Dong

Ding Dong Kenny has gone

Cold-hearted Kenny has gone

Ding Dong Kenny has gone

 
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Posted by on February 29, 2016 in Ding Dong

 

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The Brittas Empire

Gordon Brittas is the manager of the Whitbury-Newtown Leisure Centre.

Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go

wrong when he’s around.

While Brittas is busy dreaming up new ways to make the

lives of his staffmore difficult, his assistant

Laura does her best to keep the Leisure Centre operational.

Helen Brittas meanwhile tries to retain her sanity as she struggles

to cope with her husband.

The Brittas Empire lives again,

Oh, yes it does, or so it is claimed,

By those who loved it while on our TVs,

The Brittas Empire it is a must-see.

If it is back, pray tell me – please do,

Where I can see it, where I can view,

Is it on BBC1 or ITV 2?

Tell me, oh tell me, where I can view.

Ah, I see, understand what you do mean,

Mr Brittas and his crew are eternally screened,

On YouTube, where they live forevermore,

Entertaining us with their antics, for sure.

The Brittas Empire

www.crazymadwriter.com

 
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Posted by on February 16, 2016 in TV

 

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I love to have a beer with Nigel Farage

I love to have a beer with Nigel,
I love to have a beer with Nige,
We drink in moderation,
And we never ever ever get rollin’ drunk,
We drink at the Rose and Crown,
Where the atmosphere is great,
I love to have a beer with Nigel,
‘Cause Nigel’s me mate, yeah.

Nigel Farage

 
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Posted by on February 15, 2016 in EU, politics

 

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Austin Princess

Here is a photo of an Austin Princess

somewhere in New Zealand. Enjoy.

Austin Princess

 

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Those were the days, my friend

Mary Hopkin

Those were the days, my friend

 
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Posted by on January 21, 2016 in Mary Hopkin

 

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Trump, Trump, Trump

Republican hopeful packed his bags

To the USA a media circus came,
Searching for the new president,
Donald said, Trump is the name!

One bright day he got out of bed,
And set off for Washington,
Though crazy in the head.

[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And said hello to th.e media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.

Day by day Trump danced to the circus band,
When Donald was leading the ratings,
He felt so proud and grand.

The stunts that Donald performed,
Showed how he could take a bow,
While creating such a storm.

The best job in the land was calling,
From far, far away,
Donald loved the run, loved the fun,
On the way to Washington.

Donald J Trump packed his trunk,
And said hello to the circus
Off he went with a Trumpety-Trump,
Trump, Trump, Trump

[Chorus:]
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.
Republican hopeful packed his trunk,
And joined the media circus,
Off he went with Trumpety Trump,
Trump Trump Trump.

U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump addresses the crowd at the South Carolina African American Chamber of Commerce in North Charleston, South Carolina, September 23, 2015. REUTERS/Randall Hill - RTX1S4TR

 
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Posted by on January 18, 2016 in politics

 

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I am Merkel, I am

I am Merkel, I am,
She said as she slammed,
Her fist on the table one day,
Then after that act,
She donned her hard hat,
And directed her troops on their way,
Their way to the front,
The EU affront,
To all we hold dear I do say
The EU import,
More important than thought,
For democracy, freedom, fair play.
But the time it will come,
When the bad is undone,
When the people of Europe will say,
Away with you lot,
Your heads for the block,
Our leaders will stand there and pay,
On the gallows up high,
They will pay for their lies,
The lies that inflicted such pain,
And when that day comes,
When the EU has gone,
The people of Europe will pray,
That the likes of those brats,
Brussel Eurocrats,
Will never ever darken our days.

GREXIT

 
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Posted by on January 15, 2016 in EU

 

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