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He’s crazy and he’s bonkers, as mad as flaming conkers

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He’s crazy and he’s bonkers,
As mad as flaming conkers,
He’s altogether zonkers,
The Crazymad Writer.
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His stories are a dream,
When people read, they gleam
He really is a scream
The Crazymad Writer.
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And join the mad brigade
Who love the tales he’s made,
The Crazymad Writer.

The Crazymad Writer in red

Stories for children

and young at heart adults

by, ME, The Crazymad Writer – arrrgh.

 

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As bonkers as conkers, that’s how it goes

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As bonkers as conkers, that’s how it goes,

As bonkers as conkers, everyone knows,

Stories for children and adults alike,

As bonkers as conkers, that’s right.

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As bonkers as conkers

 

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Something is eating Kevin’s tomatoes…

Something is eating Kevin’s tomatoes…

Here is the culprit – and what a colourful one it is!

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Posted by on September 24, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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Cor, of the Blimey!

Cor, of the blimey, is it Friday already?

I was sure it was no later than July, or  August, at a push.

My moind it isn’t as good as it was yesterday or two days before,

Then again, my moind was not perfect way back in time,  in 1972.

See Ya! (I hope)

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Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff at the Crazymad Writer's blog

Aliens Landed in Ballykilduff,

Aliens landed, that is a fact!

 
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Posted by on September 19, 2014 in funny story, news

 

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CHEAP FLIGHTS – There’s no such thing as a flight for 50p

CHEAP FLIGHTS

There’s no such thing as a flight for 50p

Ruinair

 
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Posted by on September 17, 2014 in humor, humour, news

 

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The winds of change are blowing, for sure

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The winds of change are blowing, for sure,
The winds of change; the people want more,
Than cut-backs, and hardship; austerity time,
The people seek days of roses and wine,
Just like the fat cats, lording it up,
While the masses below suffer so much,
It must happen soon or revolution will come,
With help from the noose, the fat-cats are GONE.

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We are the ninety-nine percent

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♫♪♫ People power will OUT in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We call on our leaders to follow our lead,
Support what’s right, not bankers greed.
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People power will TRIUMPH in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
Know you this all men of greed,
People power will conquer your greed.
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People power will PREVAIL in the end,
We are the ninety-nine percent,
We WILL have our way; we WILL have our day,
People power WILL NOT go away. ♫♪♫
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Posted by on September 17, 2014 in humor, humour, news, Uncategorized

 

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There was a country called Reilly

Reilly

There was a country called Reilly,
That was incredibly slimy,
It thought it was smart,
Keeping all in the dark,
Until it fell down in a hole, did Reilly.
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While in the bottom of that dark place,
Reilly thought about its life; its fate,
About the jerk it had been,
To all it had seen,
So it promised to be good, did Reilly,
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Suddenly, a stick falling into the hole,
Presented a way to escape from it all,
Freed from that dark space,
Reilly forgot its promise, though great.
And returned to its bad ways, did Reilly.
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One day when Reilly was alone,
It forgot to cover its dank home,
It was an incredibly hot day,
And the sun shining brightly away,
Dried up that country – Reilly,

The moral of my story is this,
Treat everyone you meet with a wish,
That their life is just fine,
Untroubled by lying,
Don’t end up like silly old Reilly.

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Posted by on September 16, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, poems

 

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A is for A Crazymad Man

The Crazymad Writer writes again.

A is for A Crazymad Man,

The Crazymad Writer in little Ireland,

Dreaming up stories; in splendid retreat,

Tales to delight, intrigue and repeat.

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Roald Dahl day

It’s Roald Dahl day tomorrow, 13th September.

YIPPEE!

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Posted by on September 12, 2014 in Roald Dahl

 

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