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Cola Blue

Cola Blue

It’s new; cola BLUE,

An icy mint flavour,

Made especially for you!

Are you willing, are you game,

To break the taboo,

Of drinking anything other than THAT cola, yes you!

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Forget red and the white,

The new colour is blue,

I knew you would try it,

Icy cold Blue.

It’s cool and it’s bright,

A minty delight,

Drink Cola Blue,

Made especially for you!

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No Trespassing

No trespassing, that’s what the words read,

No trespassing, it’s what the sign said,

As I approached the gate upon which it was on,

The words, no trespassing, dared me to come on.

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A voice in my head told me to ignore it, that sign,

It said there was something exciting to find,

In the field behind them, gate and its sign,

Are you afraid, the voice asked, or do you think I am lying?

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No, I am not afraid, I answered it back,

My gut feeling, though, tells me to shy away from this tack,

Are you man or a mouse? It said mocking me so,

I am a man, I answered, a man on the go.

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So I climbed over the gate and stepped into that field,

A green, luscious sward that was ever so still,

Seeing nothing at all, there, other than grass,

I wondered, yes wondered, where it was at.

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Suddenly, startlingly, I heard a snort and a wheeze,

Then I saw it, a bull galloping towards me,

So I darted away from it as fast as I could,

And clambered back over that gate made of wood.

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The moral of my story, my scary story, is this,

When out in the country give gates a miss,

Don’t listen to voices inside your head,

Stick to your gut feeling, it’s safer, instead.

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Posted by on March 18, 2014 in humor, humour, poems

 

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Mystical Cola

Mystical Cola, powerful might,

Thunderous magic, hidden from sight,

Disguised by a treat,

Sugary and sweet,

A shortcut to enlightenment,

The Cryptic Agenda decree.

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If this has you thinking,

I would like to try that,

Go visit their temple,

And study their track,

But watch out for that bottle once it’s uncorked,

Lest you are drawn to its magic and inside it are caught.

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Red-hot Chilli Cola!

Red-hot Chilli Cola!

Hot, hot – ever so hot!

New Chilli Cola,

(It burns on the spot).

Will you dare try,

A sip of this beast?

Cola so hot, it makes your eyes weep.

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Hot, hot – ever so hot!

New Chilli Cola,

How I forgot;

EVERYTHING after the very first sip,

Faded away, it was burnt to a crisp.

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Hot, hot – ever so hot!

New Chilli Cola,

It burns on the spot,

This is your chance,

To step up and see,

If you are made of the stuff,

To enjoy this unique treat.

Well, do you think you are up tough enough to try some?

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Posted by on October 14, 2013 in children's stories

 

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