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Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween

to all of my followers

Pumpkin Heads, courtesy of the New Roald Dahl

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As bonkers as conkers, that’s what I say

As bonkers as conkers, Halloween fray,

Fun times and blood times are coming, for sure,

Bonkers as conkers furor.

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There once was a crazy ghost over Poughkeepsie way that got folks so plumb scared that nobody would stay more than one night in its house. It was a nice old place, or was, until the ghost began making its presence known. It got so no one would enter the house, not even kids on a dare, and you know what they are like!

Now when my friend Joe heard a fancy old house in Poughkeepsie was selling dirt cheap, he decided to go have a look. He asked me about it and I told him about the spook, but Joe just laughed. “I don’t believe in ghosts,” he said and went to visit the agent selling the house.

Well, the agent gave Joe a key, but refused to look at the old house with him, which should have told Joe something. But Joe’s a stubborn man who won’t listen to reason. He even waited until after dark to visit the house for the first time, just to prove his point.

Joe got to the house around nine p.m. and he entered the front hallway. It was a large entrance and well-proportioned, but neglected-looking, with creepy cobwebs and dust everywhere. As Joe paused near the door to get his bearings, he heard a thump from the top of the staircase facing him. A glowing leg appeared out of nowhere and rolled down the steps, landing right next to Joe’s feet. Joe gasped out loud and stood frozen to the spot. An arm appeared and rolled down to meet the leg. Next came a foot, then another arm, then a hand. Glowing pieces of body kept popping into existence and plummeting down the steps towards Joe.

Joe held his ground a lot longer than anyone else ever had, but when a screaming head appeared at the top of the steps and started rolling towards him, Joe had had enough. With a shriek that could wake the dead – those that weren’t already up and haunting the house that is – Joe ran for his life; out of the house, out of the street, and right out of town, leaving his car behind him.

He called me the next day and asked me to drive his car down to the hotel where he had spent the night. Joe was headed back to Manhattan and refused to come within fifty miles of Poughkeepsie ever again. The agent gave up trying to sell the house after that, and the house fell into ruin and was eventually torn down.

 
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Posted by on October 8, 2014 in Halloween, Horror

 

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Halloween is Coming…

Scary stories for childen and adults - ARRRGH.

Halloween is coming; the bats are getting fat,

Please do put a penny in the children’s hands,

If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do,

If you haven’t got a ha’penny, then we’ll trick YOU!

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Scary stories for childen and adults - ARRRGH.

 
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Posted by on September 29, 2014 in Halloween

 

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Halloween is coming

eBooks for children and young at heart adults

Halloween is coming, the ghouls are getting fat

Please do put some entrails in the old man’s hat

If you haven’t got some entrails, a pint of blood will do

If you haven’t got a pint of blood, the devil gets you!

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Posted by on September 28, 2014 in Halloween

 

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Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween to all of my followers

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As bonkers as conkers, that’s what I say

As bonkers as conkers, Halloween fray,

Fun times and blood times are coming, for sure,

Bonkers as conkers furor.

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HALLOWEEN

Halloween, Halloween,

It’s not the time for in between,

Heaven and earth,

Alive and bedevilled,

Choose your true tack,

Lest you are cast into Hell.

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Cast into Hell,

To rot and decay,

Along with those others,

Who strayed from the way,

The way of God’s children,

Honest and true.

Halloween time is not for the few.

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It’s not for the few,

It’s for all humankind,

While you are scaring bear that in mind,

‘Cos on the morrow, when the partying is done,

After you have chosen your tack,

And the witches are gone,

Eternity will beckon, urging you on…

To heaven knows what,.

GO: BE GONE.

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Happy Halloween.

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Stories for children and young at heart adults

by ME, The Crazymad Writer – ARRRRGH.

 
 

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I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains

I want to eat your brains,

That’s what I said,

I want to eat your brains,

Until you are dead.

I am a zombie; it’s what I do,

Eating brains all night through.

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In the morning,

When I’ m nice and full,

Of lovely brains and blood, so cool,

I will go to bed and sleep it off,

Until the evening when I’ll want some more.

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I heard a sound by my bedside last night

I heard a sound by my bedside last night

I heard a sound by my bedside last night,

I heard a strange sound; I got such a fright.

As something passed by me deep in the night,

I heard a faint sound; did it want my poor life?

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I made not a sound; I was still, in such fright,

As I lay in bed in the deep of the night,

I could hear it close by, how I longed for the light.

What was the dark thing probing the night?

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An evil black form, a shadowy sight,

Began to rise slowly in front of my eyes.

As I lay in bed on my left-hand side,

The dark, wicked thing rose slowly into sight.

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I could move not a muscle; I was frozen in fright,

As the dark frightful vision continued in height,

Till it’s malevolent eyes were almost in sight.

Only then did I close mine, despite the dark night.

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I knew it was wicked, evil personified,

That he wanted my sight, the light of my life.

I closed my eyes; shut them tight as the night.

Evading the Grim Reaper’s deathly cold scythe.

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Finally, eventually, when I opened my eyes,

I thought it was gone, departed my side,

But it was still there, though lower this time,

Starting beginning to rise over again.

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How could I be free from the terrible beast,

That wanted my soul, my heart and my peace?

Perhaps, if I kept my eyes firmly closed,

It might give up and leave me alone.

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So I closed my eyes, though still in such fright,

And I prayed that I’d last out the night.

Although its Dark Presence was close to my brow,

I kept my eyes shut so it wouldn’t bother me now.

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The Darkness and danger passed from me that night,

It vanished, departed, left my bedside.

I rolled over, so comfy, lulled back into nod,

Till the next time it happened it was just me and my God.

A note: This really did happen

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Posted by on October 18, 2013 in Halloween, Horror, Scary

 

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Skytrain, high train, charging, charging

Skytrain

Skytrain, high train, charging, charging,

Fly train – my train; harken, harken,

To its whistle, blowing, blowing,

Life’s so fast; it’s going, going,

Ebbing from our bodies, groaning,

As Time’s cold scythe cuts through the gloaming

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Listen, listen; I hear it calling, 

Ignore it at your peril – warning!

Before your days are gone and over,

Join me in this bright sky rover 

Across the heavens we’ll travel, listening,

To the sounds of eternity, whispering, 

Within our hearts, our chi resplendent,

At one with god, in peace, never ending.

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The Witches

The Witches

It began one cold winter’s night, with the appearance of three witches flying around my bed on their broomsticks…

You may well ask, ‘Is this just another one of your fantasy stories, like so many others you have penned?’ My answer, the only thing I can say to you by way of reply, is read this story and find out for yourself…

CONTD

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Pumpkin Heads

Pumpkin Heads,

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,

Creepy things, eerie things, scaring half to death,

Pumpkin heads we must get!

 

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,

Yellow things, orange things, burning bright inside,

Pumpkin heads or we will cry!

 

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, they’re the pumpkin heads,

Witches here, wizards near, chanting round them lit,

Pumpkin heads: we will hit!

 

Pumpkin heads, pumpkin heads, ho, ho, ho, it’s the pumpkin heads,

Smash them up, bash them up, ‘till they’re whacked to bits,

Pumpkin heads, hit, hit, hit!

 

Tired heads, sleepy heads, zzz, zzz, zzz, we’re going to bed,

Land of nod, brains all fogged, drifting off to sleep,

Pumpkin heads next year – and heaps!

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