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An American in Ireland

An American in Ireland

An American in Ireland

In a pub where the shamrocks all grow,
An American burst in with a glow.
He sipped on his stout,
Then let out a shout,
“The Guinness here’s better than snow!”

With a hat made of tweed on his head,
He danced like he’d just seen the dead.
The locals all laughed,
While he stumbled and quaffed,
“Is it me or this whiskey so red?”

He tried to say “sláinte” with flair,
But tripped over his own long hair.
Yet with every bad pun,
And each joke he had spun,
He filled up the room with good cheer!

an american man enjoying himself in ireland

 
 

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A Man with a Match

The Matchmaker’s Mirth
There once was a man with a match,
Who dreamed he could set fire to scratch;
He flicked with delight,
In the glow of the night,
Then ignited his coat — what a catch!
With sparks flying high in the air,
He laughed at the curious stare;
“My wardrobe’s on fire!
What a laugh and a choir!
A bold fashion statement, I swear!”
So off he danced under the moon,
His jacket ablaze like a tune;
With each wobbly jig,
“Can you dance too?” he’d dig—
“Just don’t try this at home anytime soon!”
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There once was a man with a hat

There once was a man with a hat

The Man with a Hat

There once was a man with a hat,

Who fancied he looked quite the brat.

He danced with a twist,

And laughed with a fist,

“Oh look at me! Who needs a cat?”

 

His hat was of colors so bright,

A rainbow that sparkled in light.

With each jolly step, He’d skip and he leapt,

Creating pure joy at first sight.

 

Around him, the children would play,

For laughter would brighten their day.

So they’d follow his lead,

In dance and in deed,

A whimsical show on display!

 
 

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There once was a country called Pong

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There once was a country called Pong,

That thought it could do nothing wrong,

It spent all its days,

Making others afraid,

Phew, what a terrible PONG!

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Posted by on September 11, 2014 in funny story, humor, humour, Limerick

 

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There was a country called Zong

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There was a country called Zong,

That thought it could never be wrong.

Despite all it tried, propaganda and lies,

It couldn’t be anything but wrong.

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Posted by on September 10, 2014 in Limerick, news

 

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There once was a boy named Dan

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There once was a boy named Dan,

Who wanted to fry in a pan.

He tried and he tried until he eventually died,

What a weird little boy was Dan.

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There was an old man from Peru

There was an old man from Peru

Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.

He awoke in a fright

In the middle of the night

And found it was perfectly true.

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Posted by on April 2, 2014 in Limerick

 

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My Bathtub, so fine

I once had a bathtub, so fine,

I washed in it all of the time,

From morning to night,

I spent my best time,

In that bathtub, my bathtub so fine.

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Posted by on March 5, 2014 in humor, humour, poems

 

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There was a nation so bad

There was a nation, so bad,

That thought it was superior; a cad

Until it was challenged one day,

By a country far away,

And it made them ever so MAD.

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Posted by on March 5, 2014 in humor, humour, poems

 

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There was a baby called Sam

There was a baby called Sam,

Who fell right out of his pram,

He landed on his head,

Then rubbed it and said,

I will never go up there again.

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